Katsumi: Well, here it is! Chapter 1!
Kid: Katsumi doesn't own Soul Eater. Only the plotline.
Katsumi: Thanks, kid! Well, on with it!
Chapter 1: Death the Kid And His Partners Arrive At Last?
I get dressed in my slutty miniskirt and extra-long jacket, also my yellow cardigan and green tie. I bend backwards to the ground, a crazy grin stretching crazily on my face. I like madness and everything. . . But, I 'unno. Something feels wrong about it. I mean, none of the students are completely engulfed in madness, because then we wouldn't be able to learn anything. But, still. Something seems off about this whole thing.
I push that thought out of my mind as I make my pigtails disheveled as usual in my fun house bendy mirror. I open my door and find Soul waiting for me in the kitchen, leaning on the counter, a very bored expression on his face.
"So, you're finally ready, huh? Took you long enough. I could've found a Shinigami in that time. Come on," he smirks. I blush.
"Well it's not my fault. I usually take less long, but since you were blarin' that rock music all night, I couldn't get any sleep!" I retort. He sighs and hangs his head.
"Come on, Squiggles. Let's get to class. Stein doesn't like it when students are late," Soul says, before slouching across the apartment to the doorway. I bristle at my nickname, then follow.
(A/N: Squiggles is the names of Maka in Soul Eater: Abridged on Youtube by The SEATeam [Re-uploaded], and I liked it, so that's her nickname! (^u^)!)
"KYAHAHA! Today we're getting three new students! Class, say hellooooooooo to Daaaammiaaannn T. Koooouki and his two weapon partners, Lennnnnnna and Pammmmm Tanerssssssburrrrrrg! Weeeellllllllcommme!" shouts (and slurs) Professor Stein, spinning insanely in his chair. Then, a look of 'I'm such an idiot' dawns on him, and he slaps himself in the face, giggling more. "Well, theyyyyy're not even here yet! We should give them a nice, waarrrrmmm welcome when they cooomee iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnn, nowwwww! KYYYAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAA!"
I smile at his behavior, because he is usually super depressed, so it's good to see him happy like his normal, crazy self in the first place. He seems either excited about this new kid or his partners, or excited to dissect the new kid and his partners. Oh, wait. No, it's cause today's the day where students have to be extra careful. Cause today's the day Stein likes to dish out a bunch of detentions. And they're not just writing lines.
Wait, what's writing lines? I kinda remember. . . Eh. Maybe it's just some fancy- shmancy form of detention that Lord Death established that I read about. Gosh, those times seemed as if they were filled with rules! I don't like the idea of having rules. They seem too constraining.
I tap the desk in front of me with a pencil and sigh, going into a day dream.
Katsumi: Hope ya liked! Don't worry, next chapter'll be longer XD! R&R, please! Katsumi, out!