LEVANA KNOWS BEST
A LUNAR PARODY
[Sybil]
You want to go to earth
Oh
Why, Crescent?
Look at you, as mischievous as a shell
Still a little worried, still in doubt
You know why you stay up on this satellite
[Cress]
I know but
[Sybil]
That's right, to keep you away and grounded
[Sybil]
Guess I always knew this day was coming
Knew that soon you'd want to leave and rest
Soon, but not yet
[Cress]
But
[Sybil]
Shhh, trust me, pet
Levana knows best
[Sybil]
Levana knows best
Listen to your mistress
It's a scary world out there
[Sybil]
Levana knows best
One way or another
Something will go wrong, I swear
[Sybil]
Earthians, thugs
Poison ivy, desert sand
Cannibals and androids, the plague
[Cress]
No
[Sybil]
Yes
[Cress]
But
[Sybil]
Also large bugs
Wolf- Men with pointy teeth and
Stop, no more, you'll just upset me
[Sybil]
Mistress's right here
Mistress will protect you
Darling, here's what I suggest
[Sybil]
Skip the drama
Stay with Levana
Levana knows best
[Sybil]
Go ahead, get killed by a cyborg
[Sybil]
Go ahead, get mugged and left for dead
Me, I'm just your guardian, what do I know?
I only bathed and changed and nursed you
[Sybil]
Go ahead and leave me, I deserve it
Let me die alone here, be my guest
When it's too late, you'll see, just wait
Levana knows best
[Sybil]
Levana knows best
Take it from your queensy
On your own, you won't survive
[Sybil]
Sloppy, underdressed
Immature, clumsy
Please, they'll eat you up alive
[Sybil]
Gullible, naive
Positively grubby
Ditzy and a bit, well, hmm, vague
[Sybil]
Plus, I believe
Gettin' kinda chubby
I'm just saying 'cause I loathe you
[Sybil]
Mistress understands
Levana's here to help you
All I have is one request
[Sybil]
Crescent?
[Cress]
Yes?
[Sybil]
Don't ever ask to leave this satellite again
[Cress]
Yes, mistress Sybil
[Sybil]
Oh, I loathe you very much, dear
[Cress]
I loathe you more
[Sybil]
I loathe you most, hmm
[Sybill]
Don't forget it
You'll regret it
Levana knows best