Chapter 2
I got all the pickup lines from a website, so blame the site if you hate them.
CPG grins as she leads the former pets, and Blythe, into the Dare area. It takes some time, getting the animals used to their new human bodies, but she manages to do it.
"Alright! Our first dare is for Minka. You must resist eating bananas- Or anything else you love- For seven days!"
"What?!" Minka screeches. She begins pulling out her hair in frustration.
"However that would make you die of starvation, so instead I'm setting it to 24 hours"
That makes Minka sigh with relief. Hesitant relief, but relief. It's better than getting the full seven days, she decides.
"Now, Vinnie, could you come here a second?" CPG waves over the former gecko, who comes over timidly.
"Use these lines on Sunil, but don't tell him it's a dare" she whispers, handing him a bunch of note cards. As he flips through them, his eyes widen in horror.
"Th-these are pickup lines!" he whispers in fear. CPG nods, as if to say 'Your point is?'
Vinnie doesn't want to do this, but this girl is already pretty damn scary. He decides to do this before she gets even worse. So, he shuffles over to where Sunil is standing.
"Yes? What is it Vinnie?" Sunil asks. Biting his lip, Vinnie looks down discreetly at the note cards.
"Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful"
Of course. He chose the cheesiest one.
Sunil only replies with a blank look.
"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together" Vinnie tries another, and realizes that it was even cheesier than the first one.
Sunil blushes lightly at that one, but doesn't say anything.
Vinnie decides to try one more before calling it quits.
"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you"
...
Sunil shakes his head, chuckling, though his cheeks are still pink.
"Was this a dare?"
"Technically I'm not allowed to say, but yes"
"Good, because you could have done WAY better than that"