League of Daycare Chapter 2
AN: So I got bored and decided to write another chapter. Enjoy!
After a long time spent crying, the daycare staff finally manage to round up all the toddlers… or so they think. "132, 133, 134. Well, that's everyone," a daycare staff person says, closing the doors to the bus and driving the toddlers away to a daycare in the next town over that is still intact. What the daycare staff didn't notice is that Kled joined them while everyone was panicking about the daycare being blown up, causing the number of champions to rise to 135… and one champion to get left behind!
"Wait guys!" the champion yells, slime falling from his hair as he runs to catch up to the bus, but it is to no avail, as the bus is soon out of sight. The toddler's shoulders slump, and he sighs. "No one ever remembers Yorick Mori."
Meanwhile, the other champions manage to have a surprisingly calm bus ride, during which only three fights break out, a new record! Soon, they are at the new daycare, one with even more toys than the last one, but with more toys comes more lack of sharing….
"Shen! I challenge you to a duel!" Zed yells, leaping out from behind a bookshelf with a smile on his face. Zed had been practicing dueling for a full five minutes, which is practically all day in toddler-time! There is no way he can lose!
"Not now, Zed," Shen says, not even turning around to look at him.
"But why?" Zed exclaims, the smile falling off his face. "You chicken?!"
"I'm busy," Shen replies. "We're playing doctor."
Zed takes a closer look and realizes that Shen, Akali, and Kennen are all wearing doctor costumes from the pretend area over their normal cloths.
"I want to play!" Zed exclaims.
"Sorry Zed, there's only three costumes," Akali says apologetically.
"No fair!" Zed whines, pouting as he watches Kennen giggle as he pretends to check Shen's pulse with a toy stethoscope.
"Your pulse sounds lightning-y!" Kennen exclaims.
"It's fast?" Shen asks.
"No, it's lightning-y! Lightning is cool! Yay lightning!" Kennen exclaims, running around the room while saying random things about lightning. Shen and Akali giggle at how weird Kennen is, while Zed continues pouting.
Suddenly, Kennen slows to a stop and falls over!
Zed laughs. "You're tired already? What a baby!" Zed snorts as he walks away from Kennen and his friends. Yet he hasn't gone far when something squishes under his foot. "Owwie! My tummy hurts!" Zed yells. Then his eyes close and he falls to the ground like Kennen.
Nocturne laughs from across the room as the perfect opportunity to give someone a nightmare arises! He glides towards Kennen and Zed, his shadowy form flickering in and out of existence, already planning what nightmares to give them… only to realize that he might be the one having nightmares, as something purple and green explodes underneath him, causing him to twitch briefly, then fall into an uneasy sleep.
No, Nocturne was not the champion who caused Zed and Kennen to fall asleep, and now many of the toddlers are wondering what is going on, but few are brave enough to investigate it. In fact, only one is. Evelynn smirks as she walks invisibly around the room. She had been playing hide-and-seek with Twisted Fate, Elise, and LeBlanc, but she got board because Twisted Fate was taking forever to find her, so she decided to look for the toddler who was knocking everyone out instead. After all, she can't get knocked out if she's invisible, right?
Wrong. One poof of smoke later, and Evelynn realizes that she doesn't need to be seen to be a victim of this unknown adversary. She feels her limbs grow heavy and soon falls to the ground, the fourth and final victim of this mysterious and annoying attacker.
Over in the nap area, Jhin opens his eyes. "I sense a disturbance in the fourth," he mumbles, before falling back to sleep. Yet Jhin, despite his cruel ways, is not responsible for this attack either. The real attacker is much, much more annoying.
Stealthed behind a curtain, the true attacker giggles menacingly, his whole body shaking with laughter, all two-ish feet tall of it. "Never underestimate the honor of the scouts' code!" he says, his voice even more annoyingly high-pitched than usual since he is now both a Yordle and a toddler. For the toddler who knocked his four play-mates out with mushrooms is none other than the champion who is stereotyped as being the most annoying champion in the entire league: Teemo!
Teemo giggles as he prepares to drop another mushroom on the floor. Yet before he has a chance to, Nidalee pounces! She sniffs Teemo, then the mushroom, then glares at him. "The scent trail doesn't lie. Teemo is the attacker!"
At these words, the daycare staff look up from the Pokémon Go game they were playing on their cellphones. "What did she say?" one staff member asks, having been previously distracted by the game.
Nidalee is about to punch Teemo, when Tristana intervenes. "DON'T HURT MY T-BEAR!" she yells, shoving Nidalee away and giving Teemo a hug.
"AAAAAH! COOTIES!" Teemo yells, embarrassed that Tristana is hugging him.
"Hey! Break it up!" A daycare person yells, referring to both the punching and the hugging. Grumbling, Tristana and Nidalee walk away.
The daycare staff member is about to go back to playing Pokémon Go, when he sees the shroom Teemo is holding. "Teemo, where did you get that shroom?" the staff member asks, trying not to sound as afraid as he feels. Before letting the champions into their first daycare, the staff members had made sure to take away any weapons the champions had, so that they couldn't hurt each other too badly. Of course, some things they couldn't take away, such as the mages' powers, but that turned out alright, because, being little kids, they had less mana and experience with using their powers, and were only able to cause minimal damage. Teemo's shrooms, on the other hand, require only a tiny bit of skill and energy to use. If he managed to sneak his shrooms in here, everyone could be in for some trouble….
"I picked it outside," Teemo replies. Frowning, the staff member looks outside. His jaw drops as he realizes there is a swamp in the backyard that is completely covered in Teemo shrooms!
"HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT?!" he yells. As all the toddlers turn to look at him due to his outburst, he forces himself to calm down. Maybe those aren't really Teemo shrooms, he thinks to himself. Maybe they just look similar.
Just then he sees four toddlers asleep in strange places, their playmates trying to wake them up while not getting the purple-and-green goop on themselves. "NOOOOO!" the staff member yells, once again causing everyone in the daycare to stare at him. "THAT'S IT! TEEMO! GO TO TIME OUT! I EXPECT TO SEE YOU THERE, SO NO USING STEALTH!"
"Ok," Teemo whimpers, his ears and tail drooping as he makes his way over to the time out corner. All he wanted was for everyone to see the cool-looking mushrooms he picked and think he is cool. Why must people stereotype him so?
Fortunately for Teemo, he doesn't have to sit in time-out long, because, once the other daycare staff members realize the backyard is covered in Teemo shrooms, they decide to move everyone to another daycare, thus ending the disastrous day of shrooms.
AN: Just having a little fun with the stereotype of everyone hating Teemo. Personally, I find Vladimir and Yasuo to be more annoying, but Teemo definitely isn't my favorite champ.