There and back again, and again

by Thorilian

Bilbo regrets many things but none more so than the loss of his one, blessed by Eru, returned to the day Gandalf came knocking for an adventure, determined to change the outcome of said adventure, Join bilbo on this wild ride. Authors note: I own nothing. Rating M for future content. SLASH WARNING: don't like, don't read.

2. Chapter 2

Bilbo walked into his larder and retrieved all his meats, then went about roasting and baking the meats and breads, next he moved onto preparing the venison steaks, and the beef stew.

Soon he was working on the fish and chips not cooking just yet but preparing them so they would be ready to go, next he went to his outdoor smoker and placed 3 hams and 4 racks of ribs and left them to smoke.

Next he took out the roasts and bread and left the bread to cool by the window, and the roasts to sit in warm pans to keep them ready,next he started frying the fish and venison steaks minus a couple for Thorin, when this was done he reduced the heat on the stew and left it to simmer, next he made an apple pie, a berry pie, two vanilla bean cheese cakes, a pan of chocolate fudge and two pans of cookies (thinking of Dwalin the whole time, except the fudge was for ori).

Soon the only food left cooking was the stew that was simmering away merrily on the stove top.

That evening after cooking all afternoon , shopping at midday, rearranging the furniture whilst the food was roasting, simmering or sitting.

Bilbo rolled out 3 medium barrels of pale ale, one barrel of oak matured mead, 4 bottles of red wine and a few bottles of liquors ( honey, apple and coffee based).

Just as he was laying out the last dish of food and tucking away enough for Thorin, there was a knock at the door "Dwalin at your service"

"Do come in my fine dwarrow warrior there is supper abound, just through here first I have three rooms made up they will each take four of you and there is a separate one for your leader, you are not in any danger here you may want to leave your weapons and armour in here whilst you eat, after Dwalin had come down from his shock he did as he was bade and followed the curious creature he knew to be a hobbit into the dinning room after getting a pint of mead he turned to see the most amazing sight there was a feast fit for three of his kings, the shear amount of food could have fed an army and had more to spare, the hospitality shown by this hobbit was so overwhelming he had completely missed the arrival and subsequent reactions of the rest of his party (minus Thorin).