"What's going on?"
"Is that supposed to happen?"
"It's never done that before?"
Whispers similar to this floated through the Great Hall as the normally peaceful sky charm on the ceiling began to look like an inverted tornado was ready to form as an odd energy filled the room. The teachers and a few upperclassmen were watching the vortex with wary eyes and wands ready to fire. It started shortly after Umbridge's 'enlighteningly inspirational' speech.
"Do you think Voldemort is trying to attack?" Harry whispers urgently to his two friends, Ron and Hermoine. The latter shakes her head, her eyes still trained on the vortex.
"Impossible! The wards on the grounds would prevent such a thing." She whispers back.
"Tell that to the vortex." Ron mumbles. "Wanna bet Malfoy bloody planned something with his Deatheater buddies to attack the castle?" He adds.
Before either could answer, a high pitched scream comes from the vortex and four figures fall out and land gracefully on the floor. Wait – there's five. The last was clinging to the back of one of them. Looking back at the vortex again, Harry notices that it disappeared and became a clear sky once more.
They were all quite strange. All appeared to be of Japanese origin, but dressed oddly. One had black hair in a long black braid, tanned skin, and dark blue eyes, a purple star marking on his forehead, and was wearing a white, samurai-ish outfit with a very large halberd in his hand. The next also had long black hair, though not as long, tanned skin, and light blue, pupil-less eyes and was wearing an armor with brown pelts attached. And, he has a tail and pointed ears? Next was taller than the others with long, straight white hair, golden eyes, pointed ears, and markings on his face. He's wearing a white outfit similar to the first guy, only with different armor and a large white pelt over his right shoulder and two swords attached to his left hip. The next also had long white hair and gold eyes, only he had… dog ears? Cat ears? His clothes consists of a bright red outfit, odd beads around his neck, and a sword on his left hip.
The last was possibly the only normal looking one. It's a young, teen girl that came in on the red guy's back. She has long, wavy black hair and brown eyes. Her main oddity was her short, green Japanese school girl's uniform and a set of bow and arrows on her back. Along with a very large yellow bookbag.
Then, they start to argue in a language that confirms that they're Japanese. Well, the red guy and the pelt guy were arguing while the school girl tried to placate them. The aristocratic guy looked around like he's observing lesser beings with an emotionless scorn a Malfoy would envy. The last was giving a somewhat eager smirk as he stretched and popped various joints. All in all, they were successfully ignoring the stunned wizards aiming their wands at them. That is, until, the braided guy swung his halberd and pointed it at Dumbledore. "Alright, old man." He says in surprisingly perfect English. "Where's Naraku and this Moldydork fellow?"
The guy in red scoffs. "Idiot. The guy's name is Voldemort." Many people flinched or gasped at the casual mention of Voldemort's name.
Harry's grip on his wand tightened, but he doesn't draw it yet. What do these freaks what with Voldemort? And who's Naraku?
"Ehem." A certain lady interrupts. "You intruders will remain here until the Ministry of Magic can deal with you all for trespassing. And, as for You-know-who, I don't know what lies you've been hearing," She glares at Harry. "but he died over 15 years ago. Now, prepare to be placed in custody and interrogated."
"What?!" The girl asks, flabbergasted.
"Really?" The braided guy's face fell to disappointed shock, like he found out his favorite drink was sold out at the local store. Then he hoisted the halberd over his shoulder. "But I was bought back to life, just to kill him. If we don't, I'll be dead again, which kinda sucks." His nonchalant speaking of life and death is shocking. This guy was dead? He shrugs. "Oh well, I might as well take a few people out before becoming a corpse again." He smirks and swings his sword out in Umbridge's direction. "You first?"
The guy in red makes an amazing jump and lands in front of the other and draws his own sword, which magically transfigures from a rusted katana, to a large sword in the shape of a fang. "You're not killing anyone, Bankotsu!" He shouts.
'Bankotsu' readies his stance. "Then you'll be first. I guess I owe you for killing me last time."
'Wait.' Harry thinks to himself. 'Now they're trying to kill each other? Weren't they on the same side?
Before things could get physical, Dumbledore shouts. "ENOUGH!" They all freeze and look back at the old professor. "I believe we should discuss things in my office."
Okay! With the help of helpful commentary and my own fangirling, I decide the pairing is...
BANKOTSU/KAGOME! *happy squeals of excitement*
Okay, that's all. If you want love for the others, I can probably make or accept OCs, or consider other pairings which I won't promise to do.
BUT BE WARNED: I'm doing pairings mainly because people adore them so much. I might end up just doing the pairing above. BUT THIS STORY, is about four assholes, kicking ass and probably ignoring names. They will act as they always do, with maybe some friendships inbetween. And stuff will be broken, and people will be insulted. So, it's not all about hand holding and blushing.
That's all.
Reviews are appreciated! But not necessary for release of chapter. *is actually begging for reviews because author is petty, lonely, and likes acknowledgement of story's existence and that people like it enough to speak to her*