Bpov

"Hello, hey it's your ex; it's one in the morning what the hell do you want?" Em blasted out the exact same song on the speakers for the 14th time this morning, and it was incredibly annoying. Especially for Edward,

"TURN THAT OFF EMMETT OR I WILL DO IT MYSELF!"" He yelled up the stairs, a noise like a herd of elephants leaping simultaneously onto the floor followed and Em shouted back,

"MAKE ME THEN EDDIE-WEDDY!" I heard him laughing like a drunk hyena, and Jasper too? I then heard Edward dash upstairs and smash the stereo.

"Now would be a good time to intervene Bella" said Alice from the doorway, "Before they wreck the house?" I nodded and we both dashed upstairs, what greeted us was a scene I never want to see again.

"Emmett, why are you wearing a lycra jumpsuit? And Jazzy, why are you wearing a leotard, legwarmers and a sweatband?" said Alice, trying ever so hard not to scream. I would have, I mean you could see everything, and I mean everything. Edward was standing there too shocked to move. Jasper and Emmett were grinning like loons,

"Jazzy said he hated the Wii fit as it kept insulting him, so I decided we could do aerobics instead. Do you like the outfits?" Edward growled,

"No, they make you look like the fools you are." Em giggled,

"Says the one who had them hidden in the back of his closet! Nah, don't worry Eddikins, they're Carlisle's."

"CARLISLE'S?" Said me, Alice and Edward in unison. Emmett shrugged,

"Yeah, they were in his top secret closet along with other cool stuff." He turned to Jasper, "Wasn't it?" Jasper did a little pirouette and a curtsey,

"Yup, hey do you think I should wear stuff like this more often Alice my love?" Alice sighed,

"Yeah I suppose. But not with those legwarmers, they clash with the leotard" Those two are nuttier than a peanut plantation. Edward groaned,

"You got to put it back guys, Carlisle especially forbade us not to go in there. Don't you remember the threat?" Emmett scrunched his face up in concentration,

"He said that if we did he would tell Esme that we were the ones who picked all the flowers in the garden for the prank on that Newton boy instead of some mindless vandals?" Edward nodded,

"Yeah, wait THAT WAS YOU?" Em and Jazz nodded. Edward rolled his eyes, "Anyway, lets put them back."

Empov

Teehee, we've really wound Eddie up! So anyway, Ed opens the closet and orders us to put the leotards back,

"Put them back, now." He glowers at Jazzy and me, I know that look and as I remember, if he uses that look then it isn't going to end well. For me in particular since he blames everything on me. So I put back, so did jazz the little copy cat.

"Happy now?" I asked Eddie. He nodded, but then Bella yelled,

"Oh that's so cool! Carlisle has so many board games!" I looked at her, sheesh, everyone thought I was the crazy one around here,

"They are cool because???" I asked her, but then the very hyper Jasper (My fault, oopsie!) got involved,

"They are cool as I have never heard of them, I mean, tumbling monkeys? Have you ever seen a game so epic as that?" He pulled out a tattered box, oh my god. "TUMBLING MONKEYS, WOOOOOOO! LET'S PLAY GANG!" I grabbed the box and ran into the front room.

Edpov

So Em found a game in Carlisle closet and proceeded to enthusiastically set it up. Jazz had joined him too and now they were both hooting like monkeys, oh great let's see how it turns out.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT A MINUTE NOW." Cried Em, "I must put my very special games outfit on."

"You don't have a very spe... Oh no." What was he wearing?

"AAAGAAAADOOO DO DO PUSH PINEAPPLE SHAKE THE TREE!" Shouted Jazz at the sight of Em, who now sang the same thing,

"C'MON EVERYONE! AAAGAAAADOO DO DO PUSH PINEAPPLE SHAKE THE TREE, TO THE LEFT TO THE RIGHT JUMP UP AND DOWN AND TO THE KNEES. COME AND DANCE EVERY NIGHT, SING WITH HULA MELODY. EDWARD YOU'RE NOT SINGING?" I was being asked to sing by a dancing palm tree (Emmett)

"I have coconuts!" yelled Jazz appearing from the kitchen wearing a hula skirt and a flowery necklace, wielding two coconuts. Where did he get that from?!?

"Ah jazz, let us sing and dance in reverence of the Hawaiian gods. Give me a coconut!"

Bella and Alice were wetting themselves laughing,

"What about the game?" I asked,

"Meh, we'll do it later. Come on Em, let's boogie!" said jazz shaking his hips, "1,2,1,2,3,4! AAAGAADOOO (etc)"

(I apologise if you do not know agadoo, it's is a crazy party dance, ok?)