Mickey
STORY STATUS: Completed 8/26/05
WORD COUNT: 106
Aw crap!
That hurt, damn it!
Didn't anyone ever teach you it's not nice to poke aging Air Force Colonels with sharp instruments?
Ow!
Nor is it nice to hit the knee you already dislocated!
Arrr!
I guess not.
You know, I really do need that knee.
Damn!
Did you want something, not that I'd tell you anything, or is beating and sticking knives in smartass Colonels just how you get your kicks?
Ahhhh!
Enough with the whole aliens-poking-me-full-of-holes thing already!
Whatd'ya say we just let bygones be bygones, hey?
Crap!
I didn't think so.
One of these days I'll learn to keep my mouth shut.
The End