When Kurama wakes up, all around him was black. And he couldn't move, let alone talk.
'What in tarnation...' he thinks. I didn't know this was a western, but that's okay, I can work with that.
RIIIIIIIIIP"GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
'Wait, that sounded like Yuske screaming. O.O Mommy.'
Yuske's P.O.V.
Yuske tries to rub the now pink rectangle forming over his mouth where duct tape had been. So much for growing a mustache now.
"Yuske Urameshi." Some scary woman was pacing in front of him, "You may not remember me, but I am Niko."
"NIKO!" he screams, "What the hell are you doing to me! And why the hell is your hair red!"
"Well, when splitting Youko and Kurama up, that naughty foxy Youko forced me to change into my demon form in order to catch him. Sarra will get to him once she's done with Hiei.
"WHAT? SHE GOT HIM TOO!"
"Yeah, and a half eaten pigeon." Niko scrunches up her nose in disgust, "Anywho, let the torture begin."
"NOO! NOT THE WHIPS AND CHAINS ETC.!"
"It's not the whips and chains and etc. you boob." Niko takes out hot wax and waxing strips, "If you thought the duct tape removal was painful...oh boy are you in for it. Let's start on that unibrow, shall we?"
"NOOOOOOOOO!"
Hiei's P.O.V.
There is nigen. What's worse is she is a nigen woman. Worse yet is that she is a damned hyper nigen woman. The worst is that she has a strange fixation with the Jagan eye.
"Can I touch it? Can I? Can I? Puhleeeeaaasseeee?"
"FOR THE FIFTEENTH TIME NO!" Hiei yells, knowing that it's useless.
Poke...
"GAAAH! CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF WOMAN, THAT DOES HURT YOU KNOW!"
"I know! -" This was like the other fifteen times also. Hiei would have to remember to kill her later. It would be easier if she wasn't so damn cute either.
"Hey Hiei!"
"What?" he growls. Sarra holds up a skewered pigeon on a stick.
"Rotisserie!" she squeals, shoving it in Hiei's mouth.
"Vat ish vith voman!" Hiei yells, with his mouth full of pigeon, rotisserie style.
"Wha?" Hiei swallows it.
"I said, that is sick woman!" he yells again.
"You know, you're going to get hurt if you shout."
"I'M NOT SHOUTING!" Hiei pauses, "ALRIGHT I AM! I'M SHOUTING! I'M SHOUTING! I'M SHOUT-" A statue that was sitting on a veeery narrow shelf above him falls on his head, knocking him out and consequently giving him some brain damage. It'll show up in the next chappie.
"I told him." Sarra mutters, getting up off her chair and walking away.
Youko's P.O.V.
He felt the blindfold being taken off him. Youko blinks a couple of times, adjusting to the light, before he sees Niko, still in her red-haired red-eyed demon form, and Sarra standing before him.
"Ahh, there's that demon babe I fell in love with 5 minutes ago." Niko takes out the random bat of doom/bishie whacking.
"Don't make me use this," she mutters, slapping it against her palm.
"COOKIE!" Sarra screams.
"Yes Sarra, I will get you a cookie when this is done." Niko says sighing.
"YAY! COOKIE! COOKIE! I SEE COOKIE!" she chomps down on Youko's ear.
"OW WOMAN!" he screams. Niko pulls a screaming Sarra off of Youko.
"Sorry," she apologizes, giving Sarra a tub of ice cream to shut her up.
"Oh yeah, c'mere and show me how sorry you are vixen." Niko flicks him on the nose. Youko shakes his head like a doggie and sneezes like one too.
"Don't get too full of yourself, baka youkai." Niko stands back up, slowly circling Youko.
"Like what you see?" She gives his tail a hard yank "OW!"
"Stop that! Or I'll take the ice cream away and unleash Sarra upon you!"
"No, No, No! Not that! Anything but that!"
"Then shut up and behave! Now, what to do with you."
"How about you suck my dick."
"How about I kick it instead?"
"NO! THAT WILL HURT!"
"The shut the hell up!" What will Youko's torture be? I'll think of it tomorrow in Study Hall. Until then, bye bye!