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A/N: Thanks to all the people who reviewed and faved and followed and I know I said I would focus on Your White Lie but I just felt like writing another chapter for this story especially since some of you asked to see the interaction between Hikigaya (Kyon) and Haruhi

In this chapter I tried to sort of merge Kyon and Hikigayas way of thinking and I do hope it worked out

As always please review and thats all I have to say so enjoy this chapter

"K-Kyon"

"H-Haruhi"

Wait did she call me Kyon, oh great not that old nickname again and here I was thinking I finally got rid of that awful nickname. But no it had to come back like a … a oh screw it I can't think of anything that would fit this simile, maybe I should think of a metaphor, no wait I'm going of track now where was I again ah right the nickname coming back. Not only was it brought back from the dead like a zombie (so missing that first simile was just a fluke thats good now where was I again ah yes) but it was also brought back by non other than Haruhi Suzumiya herself. To be honest I always knew that Haruhi would be the one to bring my nickname back but part of me also suspected that Kunikida or that idiot Taniguchi would bring my nickname back. If you're wondering how I got this stupid nickname then lets just say its another one of my traumatic middle school, or was it before that, experiences.

While I was lost in thought HaruhI's surprised expression dropped and she then went on to ask me, "What are you doing here Kyon?"

"I have a name you know"

She just gave me an annoyed expression, clearly she still wanted me to answer her question. While I was thinking I decided to discreetly use one of my 108 loner skills to observe the people around me, naively, hoping one of them would come to my aid. Yukinoshita, Yuigahama and Isshiki were all just staring at me with a look of suprise and a look that told me that they were just going to see how all this plays out without interfering.

I sighed then decided to answer

"I was dragged along here by Isshiki-san because she thought we needed my help in organising this event", it's not technically speaking a lie I just don't think the truth would be appropriate at this point in time

"Well, all you would do is laze around" Yukinoshita, Yuigahama and Isshiki all laughed at that. I don't see how my desire to do as little work as possible could possibly be seen as funny but thats just the opinion of a loner. As I was thinking that Haruhi continued, "But then again you did come up with some good idea's so you can stay"

"It wasn't up to you anyway"

Ignoring me Harhui gave me a toothy smile and continue, "So Kyon did you complete your mission and establish the first SOS brigade base outside North High"

"No"

Haruhi just shook her head and sighed, "I should have guessed especially when your number stopped working, honestly Kyon you don't have to be scared about reporting failure to your superiors, to be honest I expected you to fail"

"Haruhi it looks like our discussion is holding up this meeting so how about we continue this later"

"You're right Kyon, all right everyone lets get this show on the road" seriously please just call me anything but Kyon, heck I'll even take Hikitani or Hikio but please not Kyon. Once she said that she began walking to the other side of the table but then stopped and turned around "Oh and Kyon if you think just because we expected you to fail you aren't getting punished your wrong this time you'll have to face double the penalty"

Great another one of Haruhi's penalties I could already feel my wallet crying, hang in there old friend

Once Haruhi left our side of the table Isshiki, Yukinoshita and Yuigahama approached me all of them had a look of displeasure on their faces

"Senpai, you knew Suzumiya-san"

"I guess you could say that"

"Wouldn't you say you were friends with Suzumiya-san, Hikigaya-kun or could it be that you two are more than friends after all you were using her first name" I cringed when she said that since she was also giving me one of her famous ice cold glares

Yuigahama just looked at me normally but you could see the look of concern in her eyes

I sighed, I knew that clearing up this misunderstanding would be in my best interest

"Look she was just in charge of the club I was in and I guess if you were to go by the definition of the word friend you could say we were friends but nothing more"

Isshiki and Yuigahama seemed pleased with that reply although you could still see a look of apprehension in Yuigahama's eyes. Unfortunately Yukinoshita wasn't pleased with my reply and continued, "I find it awful hard to believe you would just join a club Hikigaya-kun after all weren't you forced to join the service club"

"Oh, I was forced to join the SOS Brigade too" I seriously have bad luck when it comes to clubs why can't I just be allowed to go home and sleep in peace or instead have been forced into joining a napping club that would have been great.

"SOS Brigade?" asked Isshiki

"Thats what our club was called"

"What does the SOS in SOS brigade stand for"

My face became red, " It um… stood for Spreading …" this is difficult oh please don't make me say the whole name out loud, but I just went on, "um… Cheer… to" but as I was going to go on the vice president interrupted us and said, "Sorry to interrupt but shouldn't we be discussing our strategy on how we're going to deal with this meeting"

Thanks to those words Yukinoshita eyes widened clearly remembering the purpose for why we were here

"Thats right we should discuss how we can get our idea's through, since Hikigaya-kun is actually familiar with who we are up against I think its best we listen to what he has to say"

They all looked it me expectantly but I knew I would have to just be blunt, "Just give up"

They all looked at me with shock and then Yuigahama said, "Hiki this isn't the time for you be lazy"

"I'm not being lazy I'm just telling you the truth when it comes to dealing with Haruhi its best just to go with the flow since she always finds a way to get her way"

"I'll take back my previous statement lets just ignore Hikigaya-kun's advice and we'll improvise"

Everyone just nodded there heads and went to their seats. I personally didn't care about being ignored, and this time it wasn't because I was used to it since I chose the life of being ignored no this time it was because I couldn't care less about those guys wasting their time trying to get Haruhi to not do what Haruhi does. I'll just sit back and enjoy the show.

An hour later

The meeting was finally over and everyone around me just had disappointed faces. The most disappointed face was that of Yukinoshita, I guess she was the most disappointed since she was naturally very competitive and for once she lost in a verbal contest.

I walked up to Yukinoshita and said, "I told you didn't I"

"She just, just doesn't listen" said Yukinoshita as she held her head clearly showing that she already was having a headache. Now finally other people know what I had to go through for a whole year

As we were talking Haruhi approached us and said, "All right Kyon now we can talk"

"Aren't you going to ask me if I'm busy first"

Haruhi and everyone around me gave a deadpan stare, what is it really that weird to think I have plans. As I was thinking that Isshiki approached Haruhi

"Suzumiya-san why do you call Senpai Kyon?"

Haruhi tilted her head to the side, "Isn't his name Kyon?"

I should have known, "How many times do I have to tell you my name is not Kyon it Hikigaya-"

"Whatever" interrupted Haruhi, "Anyway Kyon lets talk now"

Just as I was about to reply Yukinoshita replied, "As much as it may suprise you Suzumiya-san, it surprises me as well, but Hikigaya-kun can not talk to you now as he does have plans for the rest of the day"

I do? Since when but then I noticed Haruhi's face showing an expression of disappointment and Yukinoshita's face having a small smirk on it I knew what was going on. She really was competitive wasn't she. Just to beat Haruhi she was going to go as far as lying. At least I hope she is lying I really just want to go home and rest now.

"And what plans does Kyon have" said Haruhi as she replied to Yukinoshita

"Hikigaya-kun is coming with Yuigahama-san and I to discuss some club related activities"

"What does Kyon have to do with your club"

"Well he is an integral member of the service club"

Haruhi then turned to me with a look of sacrilege, "Kyon you wouldn't commit an act of treason against the brigade would you?"

I began to reply, "Well you see" but then Haruhi walked up to me and then whispered in my ear, "Don't worry Kyon I know you wouldn't ever betray the Brigade you were probably just forced to do this so don't worry the brigade will come to save you" she then took my phone and dialled some numbers and then her phone rang and then stopped. She then gave me my phone back and proceeded to leave but not before giving one final glare at Yukinoshita. Of course Yukinoshita gave her an ice-cold glare back (I could seriously see sparks flying between those two) and then she left.

I sighed with relief, I've really been sighing a lot lately, but my relief was short lived as Yukinoshita approached me and said, "Now Hikigaya-kun I believe its time for you to start explaining yourself"

A/N: I hope you enjoyed the story and if you are wondering what caused Kyon to leave the brigade (I'm sure some of you can guess by now) don't worry it will be revealed in future chapters

I also hope you liked how I made Haruhi and Yukinoshita have a sort of rivalry start at the end, considering both their personalities I just felt that they would end up fighting if they ever met.

Again please review it really is appreciated

Until next time

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