Author's Note: I do not own Xiaolin Showdown, but I do own Talking with the Stars!

Me: I am soooo sorry that I haven't updated lately!

Reigan: Yeah right! You loved taking the time off!

Me: No! I am! I am truly sorry! Please forgive me!

Alice: Yeah Reigan! Try not to be so mean!

Reiagn: Like how Raimundo was with Jack in the last chapter?

Me: Um speaking of which….. aren't you supposed to be the one's hosting this show?

Alice & Reigan: Oh yeah.

Me: *roles eyes* Please enjoy this chapter!

Chapter Two: Interview with Chase and Wuya

*Commercial ends and Wuya, Chase, Reigan, and Alice are sitting down*

Riegan: Welcome back to Talking with the Stars! *Clapping and cheering* We are going to continue with our interview with Chase, but because OF SOMEBODY! We won't be able to continue our interview with Jack because he is in the infirmary.

Raimundo *back stage*: HEY! I SAID I WAS SORRY! *Reigan roles eyes*

Alice: Anyway, we did manage to get a replacement for Jack, please give a round of applause for Wuya! *cheering and clapping*

Wuya: Whatever, I should be kicking Xiaolin butt right now! But, they're all here and I had nothing of importance to do.

Reigan: Yes, well, first question. Wuya, *Wuya turns head to Reigan* how did you feel in episode 15, Citadel of Doom, when Raimundo er….. *quote thingies* 'betrayed' you? *reaches under desk*

Wuya: I felt like killing that little *bleep* *Reigan presses something under desk at same time* What was that?

Reigan: Oh nothing. Just the curse-word-block-out thingie.

Wuya: Where did it come from, and I didn't say anything bad.

Alice: In order, wouldn't you like to know, and it adds good affect. Anyway, Chase,

Chase: Yes.

Alice: What was it like for you when Wuya started joining you? *everything goes silent, Wuya stares at Chase*

Chase: I honestly can say that she was less annoying with Jack.

Crowd: Ohhhhhhhh! Ouch!

Wuya: *Glares daggers at Chase* Well, I can honestly say, that you were a better dresser on the GOOD SIDE!

Crowd, Alice, and Reigan: Oooooohhhhh!

Wuya: I mean really, that armor is soooo last century!

Chase: *him and Wuya get off of seats and facing each other* Well, I can honestly say-

Reigan: *gets up from seat* ENOUGH! *both sit down* Thank you! *she sits down* Now, on with the interview or I will let Raimundo mess both of you up like he did to Jack!

Raimundo off stage: Will you let that GO?

Alice: Anyway! Next question, Wuya, what do you think of Jack?

Wuya: Oh, well, he's a sorry excuse for an 'evil boy genius'.

Reigan: Which brings me to the next question. Chase what do you think of Jack?

Chase: I agree with Wuya, he's a sorry excuse for evil.

Reigan: Well I mean surely you like someone on the show? Any of you?

Wuya & Chase: We hate all of them.

Alice & Reigan: Oh. *awkward silence* *coughing in background*

Reigan: *clears throat* Well, Wuya why do you so badly want to be a ghost again?

Wuya: Well for one thing, it was less of a hassle. And second, I didn't need to use the little evil girls' room while I was a ghost.

Reigan: True.

Alice: Chase, in episode 50, Hannibal's Revenge, how did you know that Kimiko was actually Jack? Er…. besides the fact that her perfume gave it away.

Chase: Well, for one thing she had her PDA. And, Jack Spicer really isn't that smart.

Reigan: Wow! You guys are meaner than Raimundo. And…. me. *accidentally breaks a pencil*

Alice: Er…. anyway. I guess, before another fight breaks out, we should end this interview. *All four of them get up from their seats*

Reigan: Well thank you for joining us.

Wuya: Whatever.

Chase: Our pleasure.

*They all shake hands.* Reigan: We will take a short break and please, no flash photography! *Wuya and Chase walk off stage while fan-girls are screaming*

Alice & Reigan: See you soon!

A/N: I am sooooo sorry it took a long time to update! ^^

Reigan: Well, you-

Alice: Don't you even dare.

Reigan: Don't do what?

Alice: Don't you dare even say "Well you enjoyed the time off."

Reigan: Well she did!

Me: No I didn't! I was trying to think of what to do next!

*All start bickering*

Me: *gets out of fight* Well, I hope you enjoyed the chapter! Sorry it was kinda weak. Please review!