Dateline: July 15th, ????

Area: Halberd

Waluigi panted as he looked around. There was absolutely no sign of Lucario near him. Sighing of relief, Waluigi sat down on the platform, looking to his left to see the gigantic Halberd battleship rise from the hanger and taking off, the platform following closely.

"Thank goodness. I'm finally safe from that maniac dog," Waluigi muttered to himself as he looked down below at the red-colored water, mostly due to the bright sunset. As he watched the Halberd blast off at the speed of light, Waluigi stood up and stretched his long arms, looking behind as he said, "Right, now that I'm free of that fool, it's time to get back to torturing some miserable Sma-"

BOOM!!! Waluigi was knocked down to the platform floor by a blast of blue aura, lying down weakly. Lucario grinned as he crawled towards Waluigi with a sly grin. Waluigi groaned in pain as he tried getting up, but he could not manage to try, as Lucario got on top of him, grinning.

"Now, it's just you and me," Lucario stated as he opened his mouth, but was knocked away by Bowser, who roared loudly as he stood before Waluigi. Lucario growled, and he charged towards Bowser with a Quick Attack, but he was grabbed by the Koopa King and body slammed. Waluigi took the opportunity to get up and tried fleeing, when he bumped into Pit.

Waluigi groaned as he slapped his forehead, complaining, "Oh sweet lord of eggplants, not another one!"

Pit sweatdropped, rubbing the back of his head. "Err, umm, actually, I'm kinda surprise why you're here, Waluigi. Bowser was just training me so I could be in the next Mario spin off." He opened his eyes, and asked, pointing at Waluigi, "What are you doing here, anyway? Shouldn't you be with the other assist trophies?"

Waluigi gave Pit a long, cold stare. "Gee, you think I would, but no." He rolled his eyes and pointed at Lucario, who was tossing small balls of aura at Bowser, "That lunatic Pokemon keeps pinning me down. How would you feel if your stalker was a dog?"

Pit shuddered, getting horrible images in his head. "Ick... that sounds nasty..." He then placed his hands on Waluigi's shoulders. "But where are you gonna head off to now, Waluigi? I mean, it's just nothing but water and the Halberd..."

Just as the floating platform landed on the Halberd's front deck, Lucario smashed Bowser away, rushing over to Waluigi and jumping in front of him, Force Palming Pit into Bowser, who crashed down on the angel boy. Lucario then grabbed Waluigi and rushed off the platform, grabbing the chain hook and heading right into the Halberd. As Lucario tied Waluigi to a chair with rope and steered the wheel, he aimed some of the cannons at Bowser and Pit, who both used several crates as shields. Waluigi struggled as he fell off his chair and tried to leave, but Lucario blocked the door, chuckling maniacally. Waluigi gulped as he slowly stepped backwards, only to get pinned down by Lucario. Waluigi struggled to break free, but Lucario held him down, his lips locked right on. As the Halberd wasn't piloted, it headed right into the water, making a big splash as both Bowser and Pit fell into the water. Waluigi screamed in his mind as Lucario continued to kiss him, the two going submerged underwater with the ship and the other two Smashers.