Two not-so-blue exorcists

by Nerdy girls

Halfway through the year at True cross academy a new teacher arrives from father Fujimoto's monastery. At the same time a new student arrives from the cram school after living on the street her whole life. Despite the different lives, they seem to have identical personalities and skill in battle. What will happen to them? Read to find out!

2. Ignore if you like- this chapters stupid

This chapter doesn't fit in, I was really bored so I just did it for a laugh. If you want to keep with the story that makes sense then skip it. After we'll move it to be the last chapter :p ENJOY!

Suddenly Imogen leapt onto a table and started singing and dancing.

"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!" She shouted then resumed her singing. Everybody looked at her worried then quietly left the room. Imogen didn't seem to notice.

"What the hell's up with her?" Rin asked. No-body could find an answer. Then a vampire appeared.

"A vampire!" Shiemi gasped.

"Well no shit Sherlock." Shura said. "I personally thought it was that familiar of yours wearing a cape and fangs.

"I am Staz Charlie Blood!" He said dramatically then he stuffed his hands in his pockets and his voice became monotonous. "Where the fucks that idiot Yanagi?"

"Who?" Izumo asked.

"Oh my god I want to drink your blood!" Staz said staring at her, in return she punched him in the face.

"Freak." She muttered.

"Fine I'll go! Liz!" Staz didn't seem to care. A little girl with red hair and a metal mask holding a huge axe came.

"Fuck off big brother!" She hissed before a hammer came down and they vanished.

Then another two wierdos appeared wearing green capes.

"Hi I'm Eren!" The taller one said. The smaller one looked as if all he wanted to say was, I don't give a damn, fuck off.

"Shut up." The smaller one said, punching Eren hard. "Where the hell are we?"

"You're in true cross academy." Yukio said politely although clearly as confused as everyone. "I'm Yukio Okumara, who are you."

"Captain Levi, head of the special ops in the service corps." Levi said, still looking as if he wanted to tell everyone to fuck off. "I don't recall there being any such place within the walls."

"Which walls?" Shiemi asked.

"You mean we're outside the walls?" Eren seemed to be very excited.

"If we are then where are the titans?" Levi said, this seemed to make sense to the two strangers. Shura pulled out a sword from her chest and beheaded Eren and Levi.

"What the hell?!" They all shouted at her.

"They were pissing me off." Shura shrugged. Suddenly theb whole building blew up, killing them all and Mae Rin, Finny and Bard stood laughing in the distance.
"Why did Sebastian tell us to do that?" Finny asked.

"Dunno." Bard shrugged.

~The end~