A/N: Thanks for the reviews! This is my first fanfic, so they really did encourage me!

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Maria-sama Is Glaring: Second Chase

Shimazu Yoshino was having a wonderful night. She sat comfortably at the kotastu at the center of her room with freshly baked cookies and pungently heated coffee at the table. Her long mahogany colored hair was free of her usual twin braids. A woolen cardigan sewn by her precious former Onee-sama, Hasekura Rei, hugged her small body. Peace and quiet enveloped her in a cloak of tranquility. No rain. No cold. No bumbling sources of irritation. Nothing but complete and soothing equilibrium.

And then came the rapping at her door.

For all her sanity was worth, Yoshino ignored the incessant banging. She took a sip of her coffee and a bite of her Rei-made-cookie. Ah…heaven at las—

"OH MY GOD!! Yoshino-chan!! Quit screwing Rei and open the door!!" The words raked across her ears like a jagged knife. Her gentle and serene façade shattered like a block of ice, and the utter inferno of her true nature exploded into existence. Her body darted straight up and she stomped down the flight of stairs and to the front door as her brows knitted in an angle of rage. She tore the lock from the door and swung it wide open.

What she saw next was a fist to her face. Sei's fist, to be exact. Yoshino spoke up.

"What the hell do you—AHHCK!!" Sei, in the act of rapping on Yoshino's door as it was opened, struck Yoshino square in the forehead. She fell back, and two frantic girls poured into her house, slamming and blockading the entrance as she tried to regain full consciousness. Something smashed against the other side of the door with a loud crashing noise that shook the entire room.

"Holy Shit! What the Christ was that?!" Yoshino screamed at the two invaders. Sei was busy searching for things to reinforce the newly erect wall with, and Yumi…was being Yumi. Her face was a smorgasbord of emotions. She decided Sei would have to pay later, and questions needed to be asked and answered. Or she'd just kill everyone now and save herself the trouble.

"Yoshino-chan, we're being chased by Maria-sama! She wants to kill us, and we need your help! Also, we're sorry for interrupting your little session with Rei-san!" Sei spewed the words out like nothing.

As Sei and Yumi explained themselves, the smashing against Yoshino's house continued, and little pockets of dust on the ceiling and walls shot outwards. The three Lilian girls coughed as the foggy debris was inhaled. Sei pulled a bookshelf from the wall, knocking everything off of it, and swiftly pushed it against the door.

"What the fuck?! Are you two on crack?!" Yoshino was red with molten aggravation. She was about to strangle Sei when a yell rung from outside.

"Yoshino-chan!! Oh my god!! There's a statue ramming into your house! Are you alright?!" It was the voice of Hasekura Rei.

Panic swept through Yoshino like a squall of frigid wind. All together Yoshino, Sei and Yumi tried to warn Rei.

"REI!! RUN AWAY!!" Honorifics and polite, ladylike behavior were abandoned all at once. They shouted at the top of their lungs to give Rei a clue of the impending DOOM that awaited her if she didn't turn tail and run. But, alas, it was all too late. The banging at the door stopped, and heavy stomping noises could be heard moving away from Yoshino's house.

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Hasekura Rei was startled to see that the living statue trying to overtake Yoshino's house was the statue of Maria-sama. She was even more startled to see those flashing ruby eyes become larger…and larger…as if it were coming closer…

"Oh dear GOD!! It is coming closer!" Rei's survival instincts finally kicked in and she scrambled to her feet and bolted away. What did I do to deserve this?! thought Rei, wondering if maybe Maria-sama wanted to kill any Lilian girl to sate her seemingly deep-rooted bloodlust.

"Why, oh WHY, did I have to pick Lilian University?!" shouted Rei with Maria-sama in hot pursuit. She ran along the sidewalks running wherever her legs would take her. Just once, she heard a haunting female voice from behind her.

YOOUUU!! You're the cross dressing MAN masquerading around Lilian! YOU. WILL. DIIEEEE!!

" Wh-What?! I'm a girl!" Rei snapped back. What the hell? That was the reason for this treachery?!

You DARE talk back to ME?! The Virgin Mary?! Oh!! You'll see!! You will SEE what happens to those who dare defy me!!

"I-I didn't defy anyone!! And quit rhyming!!" countered Rei. This was bad. Rei was getting tired. Even an athletic girl like her couldn't keep up with the raging beast that was Maria-sama!

But, all hope was not lost for Hasekura Rei.

Two blinding fog lights beamed at her through the thick, pouring rain. Rei heard the screeching sound of tires against cement as a flamboyant, red sports car drifted at the nearest curve and stopped within inches of hitting Rei. Maria-sama was still charging at her and was just yards away! Who was the driver of this bullet with wheels?!

Fortunately and unfortunately, Maria-sama answered for Rei

YOOOUUU!!! YOU GINGKO SMELLING, GAY, SHE-MAN!! KASHIWAGI SUBARU!!! YOU! WILL!! DIEEE!!!

"Oh God, Oh Kami-sama, Oh Yoshino, I'm gonna die…!!" Rei was either screwed or saved. Who knew? Who other than the Twin Drill Roboto Girl?

In the knick of time, Rei was yanked into the backseat of the flashy sports car by a pair of familiar arms. She was greeted by Twin Drills, and Gingko Prince. Oh, God, this could not get any worse for Hasekura Rei. Rei released a deafening scream of horror as the Gingko Prince maniacally sped them away from Maria-sama's literally rock hard terror.

Was Rei truly in safe hands with the Gingko Prince? Who knows?...Maria-sama does...

A/N: Poor Rei...Stupid me...