Moojuice-smiles like an idiot- Thank you so much for your review! It made me feel fuzzed! And the reason I didn't really know how I wanted to work with OC's is because, in too many fics do they turn out to be HORRID Mary-sues! My goal in life is to avoid that at ALL costs. And as far as OOC goes, I like it -shrug-. Can't help it. I love In Chracter, but OOC just tickles me! I'm not totally sure why. I guess playing around with character's personalities is just morbidly fasinating. But that just depends on what your interpratation of what Fanfiction is. The Tallest being brothers? -shrug- I guess it just seemed like they should be. Don't get me wrong though, I don't have a problem with RAPR! What ever pairing floats your boat! Come on, it's FAN-FICTION people! Gee-wilakers! Oh and As soon as I finish this chapter I'm off to read your ficcys! I like Tallest fics alot, infact just yesterday I had a Tallest fix, where I spent 5 hours searching for good Purple fics. -shrug- Anyhoo! - And they reassigned him because they saw he was tall. -shrug- I'll try to go into more detail with that stuff in this chapter... But Thanks for your review! -hands you cookie-
Znak-AHK! -falls on floor- I'M SO SORRY!.. I haven't been able to read your EBIL bird ficceh... -looks away ashamed- I promise I'll read it! PROMISE!... No.. No.. P-OMISE! And I'll review every chapter like the crazed little Znak stalker I am! - Ahee! But Asides from that! -ahem- THANK YOU FOR THE REVIEW! And.. sadly, I beg to differ. I thought this fic could use some work. -looks down in shame- PROOFREAD? FOR ME? -wipes tears of joy and hugs Gir plushie- As far as the pairings go.. I don't think I'll do any romance... I'm not to big a fan of slash either... and Yes I am rather fond of ZAGR, but... it just, I don't know... I think I'll stick with close knit friends... No romance. -shrug- To many ZADR, ZAGR, DAGR, ZATR. I really don't care. I'm open for all pairings but some are harder to write than others. Plus I've seen WAY too many fanfics COMPLETLY ruined by a horrible romance sub-plot. Oh well. Go read Somber and Going On if you haven't already. - Thoes ficcehs make me smile! But thank you friend Znak for the review. Email me or something! XcomatosephotographX(at symbol)hotmail(dot)com !
Invader Johnny-stares wide eyed- I got a review from YOU! -falls over starstruckinsert fan babble-. -calms down- Okay... -ahem- So. Of coarse I'm having MiniMoose in it. Why wouldn't I.. it's.. MINIMOOSE! -stares wide eyed- And Skoodge will make an apperance, Not a huge part.. but the regular Skoodge role. And... you know... Yea... I think I will have that pairing in this Fic... ahee. I mean.. it may take a couple chapters but... SURE! And hurry up and write your MAMR. I love your work and will read if it kills me! And spelling should be better thanks to thejennamonster, who has showed me the magic of Webmaster. Many thanks to her : ) Thank you for your review.
SingerofDoom- Hee Hee. Gir just has that effect on people. Everytime I see Gir say "I miss you cupcake" I can help but smile and say 'awe' so many times my eyes bleed from the joy and sheer cute-ness! Ah well. We love Gir. America loves Gir! And THANK YOU for seconding my close knit friends theory XD. And geewilakers! Start writing some fanfictions! You seem like you can write! And I -must- read what you have once you get something up. You can expect me to be one of the first to review -. Thank you!
Muff- HEE! Hey there, Hi there, Ho there! Ashup? It's been forever! How are things going with Tears Of Blood? Sweet Angry Jeezus! Update! I need your fiction-wholeness! - Muffle! Waffle and Muffin, mind if I include that as something Gir says in the Fic?... Cause... I am anyways... -blinks-... I'll give you full credit for the name! - Anyhoo, thank you for the Awsome-o review, and keep writing!
Nolay-Good so far?... Damn... You might read this chapter and be like "Oh.. God I'm never reading this again." AndHOLY SHIT YOU'RE NOLAY! -falls upon face and worships ground you walk on- I read your fics! Your Tallest fic and IY fic a while ago and didn't know it was you! OR COARSE SORU! JEEZUS! Wow... I gotta review from you!Anyhoo, thank you for reviewing and keep writing you.. awesome... writer you.
thejennamonsterfeels honered- Wow, a review from you? I'm not worthy. And this long? You made me feel so special I couldn't breathe! Thank you for the site! I'll be sure to use it now. :) Vampire Doughnuts... Yea, I got that from one of the unaired episodes of IZ. It was Mopiness of Doom. I downloaded the script and Audio and that was in there so I had to include it. -shurgsI won't take credit for something that isn't mine. Escpecailly if it comes out of thoes genuises. -grin- Hee Hee. Yep. Red Cellophane. Glad someone was able to pick that out. You getta cookie! Ooh. You thought that was GIR? -gives you mock suprised look- Maybe it was... Maybe it wasn't. You NEVER know with my erratic change in plot! -Wha-huh you say-...-looks down in shame of how pathetic I am-... Hee. Yea. I thought about the whole Nny hair thing... It bugged me knowing that there would be people out there who weren't exposed to JTHM, then I pityed them, so I kind of changed it... And then just kept part of it there because I wanted them to become agitated and see who the hell Johnny was. My antics are confusing and have purpose. -grin- But you're right. I'll be careful with that later. Thank you! -smiles-... You know. I'm not sure why Zim adopted a trench. it came from this dream I had where Zim looked alot Nny... Antenna pushed forward and in the trench coat he had in hell... Wow... I think to much. You don't care XD. Yea, I kinda got tierd of Zim being depressed and suicidal and killing himself... It's okay just.. I like the rest of the FFN population was aiming for something different. That and it's just what I thought, I mean, I'f you really think about Zim must be a good Invader, aside from his arrogance. He didn't get picked for Impending Doom 1 for nothing. But I don't know. I see things weird. I dunno. Awe, yea - Gir made Zim a waffel. I dunno.. It just seemed... Gir. XD. You noticed the whole Gaz is perfect in every fic thing? I noticed that also. It's kind of funny. But then again. She could just have extremly high matabolism and insanly perfectly clear skin. -shrug- Other than that... It's just authors trying to make themselves feel better by making Gaz pretty... -sighs- XD. Yea.. I remember that part in Se7en...-switches to a different topic trying not to recall that- Hee, Gaz and Gir just seem like they would... click. I mean... Come on. Gaz danced for Gir! Gaz doesn't dance for anyone! XD Thank you so much for your review! -
Tacomaster-Dun worry, no pairings. :) Thank you for the review -
Tarifu-You're my first reviewer! -give you cookie- Well, as you know, I'm not planning on doing any pairings... Sowwy. Thanks for the review!
Ahk! That's authors not was probably longer than the fic. That'll earn me some flames... Heh. Well, hopefully replys will encourage you all to review... It sure as hell encourages me...
And thejennamonster? I tried Webmaster. Didn't work, so I went to dictionary(dot)com. It helped some. Not sure if I got everything but I tired. -sigh-
I don't own IZ... Do I look like Jhonen. Do I sound like Jhonen? Am I God? NO! I'M NOT! Jhonen Vasquez owns IZ, I don't care what Nick says. He created it. It's his!... His holy creations...
Alrighty. Review please, and NO FLAMES DAMN YOU! I've already flamed myself for how shitty this chapter is. To make up for it the next chapter will be twice as long and I won't have writersblock! Wahoo! It will get better... PROMISE!.. Well.. maybe it will. It depends on how bad you think I am...
This was a just a little chapter I threw in to get some things across as to how things are going to work.
This ficcy is dedicated To Ena and Kahla! Eye La View guys! (Be you ashamed of my fic? I don't blame you for acting like it's not you who it's dedicated to. These peice of shitty shit.)
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"GAZ! Could you PLEASE TURN IT DOWN!"
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Dib let the tips of his fingers hit the wooden table as his head racked with the pounding of Gaz's music from upstairs. He was pretty sure the upstairs floor would cave in on him at any given moment...
Let's just say the walls weren't exactly...
thick.
Jack Off Jill played at an unmercifully high volume upstairs pounding through the floor.
"GAZ TURN IT DOWN!" Dib yelled, not even caring if it meant his death. His head was HURTING right now.
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"I CAN"T DIB!" He heard Gaz's voice from directly above him. "I'M REVERTING INTO ANGST-RIDDEN TEEN DRAMA MODE! SO MY MUSIC WILL STAY THIS LOUD UNTIL YOU GIVE IN TO MY WISHES!"
Dib sighed.
She only did this to annoy him.
Did he mention how much it worked?
But seriously now,
Gaz in mock angst-ridden-teen-drama-mode.
Dib had lived through that once...
He didn't get sleep for months.
Just then he turned and Gaz was walking down the stair causing the music to become louder.
She was carrying the stereo ... Apprently it had batteries.
Oh come on, Gaz!
Sure he wanted to go with Zim too. It wasn't like he didn't wish it wasn't happening but, going with Zim was a suicide mission, and mixing Gaz up in this was simply impossible. It couldn't be done.
"... Gaz. Don't."
"TAKE A SOUVENIR AND STOP YOUR STARING!" She screamed with the CD, if not a little too loud. And lets just say she didn't match pitches with the lead singer either. Oh no. This was step two of TAS (Teen Angst Syndrome). Constant wailing about and screaming to music until she got her way...
"GAZ! TURN IT DOWN!"
A glare crossed the sixteen year old girl's features, "... I swear to God, Dib. I'll play Vivica."
Dib narrowed his eyes, "You wouldn't dare."
"I kid you not." She said, her finger on the 'track forward' button.
Track 6...
Track 7...
No...
Track 8...
Oh Dear lord no...
Track 9...
Sweet Angry Jeezus...
Track 10
"Don't test me, Dib."
Track 11
Shit...
"OH VIVCA I WISH YOU WELL!" She screamed in Dib's face. Dib grimaced standing his ground. He wouldn't let her win. He couldn't put Gaz in danger. As much as it hurt him his little sister went first.
"Oh.. Feeling a little brave I see?" Gaz's eyes narrowed, "See if you can handle some.. American Pie..."
Too bad his little sister was hellbent on following him.
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"OKAY! OKAY!... Okay." Dib sighed in defeat. Anything but American Pie...
Anything.
"I knew you would see things my way." With that she snapped her fingers and in an instant her stuffed animal security retreived to her steryo and placed it back in her room.
"Yeah Yeah..."
"So how does this thing work anyways?" Gaz said letting her fingers run over the Irken eqiupment.
"You should know. You're the one who fixed it."
"Yeah, but, you've completly changed it. I mean... This doesn't even look like Tak's ship anymore..."
"I know... I tuned it up a bit. Made it more accessible."
"Accessible?" Gaz scoffed. "It looks like shit on jets!"
Dib shot her a glare and went back to messing with some buttons and levers.
"I told you.. I tuned it up. I used some of Dad's equipment. Now it works better."
Gaz cocked an eyebrow and took a sip of her Brain Freezie, "You mean you downgraded it... So now you can actually manage it. Dib? I don't know if you noticed Irk is SIX MONTHS AWAY! That THING won't make it THREE DAYS!"
The older sibling shot her a glare, "Shut up..."
After about a half hour Dib stood back and placed the backs of his hands on his hips in triumph.
"THERE! Done!"
While Dib was smirking like a mad man, Gaz was simply staring wide eyed.
"You have got to be kidding me!"
Dib intervened, "What? it's perfectly"
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Gaz stood over the wreckage that was once Tak's ship, "...Or we could just sneak inside Zim's voot." Gaz said cocking an eyebrow.
Dib's expression fell.
Was it just him, or was this always happening?
"... I'm going to watch Mysterious Mysteries..."
"You do that." Gaz took a last sip of her Poop Cola and they went their seprate ways.
An hour of their lives completly wasted.
Zim looked down at his Voot crusior and gave a triumphant smile.
"And don't ever forget that I am Zim! And I am pretty damn smart." Zim said with a wide smirk. He turned around. "Remember that Gi" The Irken paused remembering he had left the tiny robot with Dib and Gaz...
Fuck what was he thinking?
Assassinating the Almighty Tallest?
He might as well sign his own death warrent.
Fuck. Dib was right. It was a suicide mission...
Maybe it wasn't worth it...
Maybe he should just...
No!
He was going to go through with this. He would get revenge on the Tallest...
Now was his chance. They had seen his increase in heigth and saw his worth.
He would get revenge on the ones who betrayed him...
"Alright... That should do it." Zim wiped a smudge of an oil-like substance off of his forehead and his smile widened.
He had completly updated his voot. His own way. He had made it more durable, safer, and all the better.
He had made it faster.
Faster means no six month trip to Irk.
That was a needless to say. Very GOOD thing.
With that he left his voot and made his way upstairs for a well deserved snack...
One day compared to six months wasn't that bad.
But... He still needed -some- food.
Fuck...
He was really going through with this wasn't he?
A stack of Waffles would really do him some good right about now...