"Oh boy, herew we go again...," The courier complained, slumping down on his shoulders. "Can't there be someone else to kill that idiot?! I am not even getting payed for it, for fucks sake!"
It was one of many days, where the shit went wrong as soon as he decided to do something different for a change. Of course, the reward was too good to be good. One milion bottlecaps for killing a whole village hidden in the leaves? It was basically like killing white legs all over again, since according to the advertisment the village was a threat to all of the humanity. So, of course he took it, no way he was going to turn the caps and kill a bunch of assholes on his way there. Not to mention, the poster gave additional reward if he were to kill a guy 'Brain Dead Idiot Naruto' in the most cruel and inhuman fashion, he could come up with. And for whatever reason, he felt it was his duty to rid the world of this person, bottlecaps or not.
That said, he didn't expect to end up in a completely different world, where Great War never happened and people used magic or jutsus as they called them, which meant he wasn't going to get paid, unless he somehow managed to make his way back home. . Heck, the four corpses in front of him were just a part of the same group, from what he had gathered. The first one was some idiot with bugs that he killed with a single bullet to the head, before a guy with a dog turned into a two headed monster dog and tried to rip him to shreads like some sort of tornado. Only when he blasted them with a mininuke, the two were killed instantly. The third one was a girl with silver eyes that hit him several times, but her punches were so weak, he just snapped her neck as soon as she got close. The last one to fall and the oldest one of the group was a woman with a bright red eyes that used some weird hand gestures and stared at him intently. He ignored her early on, before blowing her head with a single round of Ranger Sequioa, killing her instantly.
With that out of the way, he turned his attention towards the giant walls of the village. There were still plenty more people to kill and he from what he had seen so far everybody here was a retard. Calling him a traitor, trying to kill him on the spot and the magic jutsus, whatever they were. No wonder those guys were a threat of humanity, they had to be some sort of mutants who gained magic one way or another, probably by eating some green rock or inhaling a bunch of cow shit. He had no bloody clue.
With that out of the way, he turned his attention towards the village of the leaf and began his quest to eradicate it from the face of the earth. His long duster flowing in the air, as he walked towards the settlement a savage grin evident on the man's face. He wasn't called a monster of the Mojave for no reason, the amount of people, monsters he killed and shit he survived was enough to create legends of his exploits. And the village of the leaf was going to feel his full wrath one way or another.
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I have decided to post this after going through fanfiction Naruto/Persona 5 crossover, which made me want to hurl. This is my response. Take your Naruto, your shipping wars to your own subreddit or create narutofanfiction dot net. Alternatively, allow me to choose which things I want to avoid, so I don't see anymore crossovers with this crap.
I completly forgot I wrote something like this quite a while ago, at least a year or so. Since it has been sitting on my hardrive collecting dust, I have decided to post it. Might as well, since all I get is hate from narutards, who can't read 'Parody'. Yet, when they wank the shit out of Naruto, it's completly fine. Just look at the wank at vsbattles. Hope you enjoyed it.