A/N: This next chapter was co-written with my Team Edward friend Twilightvampire17! Thanks so much TV17 and Team Edward for this… interesting new chapter, I couldn't have done this without you…and chapter 3 is on the way!

Disclaimer: I wish…wink wink.

'Bella, come on let's go eat, I can hear your stomach growling!' Edward said

'No way Edward, your clorox story last night scared me for life!' Bella replied

'I warned you about the story'

'It was just so...so...wrong!' Bella shrieked

'Okay, I bet they're serving pizza today... nice...safe...pizza' Edward beamed, staring into Bella's eyes

'Fine, but do you always have to win our arguments?'

'Yes, yes I do.' Edward said taking Bella's arm and leading her into the cafeteria...

While Edward and Bella where talking, the Lunch ladies decided, to alter the pizza sauce, with something odd they found in a jar sitting on the counter.

"Well ladies, looky what I found!" said Lunch Lady Meg

"Well what is it Meg?" Lunch Lady Taylor asked.

'I'm not sure taste it!" Meg told her,

Lunch lady Taylor, gets up enough courage to try it, she walks over to Meg, and lifts the spoon up to her month.

'Wow!' she exclaims. 'This tastes like what we put in those cupcakes for Dr. Cullen!'

'I know, let's put it in the pizza sauce for today!'

'Edward what's wrong? You keep staring at those lunch ladies.' Bella replied sitting down with her pizza

'Oh it's nothing, they're just having an er… interesting conversation.' Edward replied grinning

'Edward you wouldn't!' Alice said

'Wouldn't what?' Bella said while Edward gave Alice a nasty look

'Umm, he was going to make the lunch ladies give you banana pudding!' Alice said quickly

'Uh, yea... do you want some banana pudding Bella?' Edward asked smiling

'No way Edward! I'll stick to my pizza.' Bella said taking a bit while Edward was stifling back laughter.

'Oh did you hear that Meg? Edward wants pudding! We should make him some with that goo, and that peanut butter from Jake's dogs...I mean that Jake boy!' Lunch lady Taylor said.

Edward was to busy watching Bella dig into her pizza then hear what the lunch ladies were now thinking and there new discussion.

"Edward Cullen, tell me what are you laughing about!" Bella exclaimed, with her mouth full.

This only made him laugh harder and louder,

Alice, was giggling to herself.

Edwards laughter, was interrupted my lunch lady Meg and Taylor.

Meg was holding a bowl of banana pudding, with lots of whipped cream.

"We made this just for you Edward." Meg told him while placing the bowl in front of him.

Alice was beyond, giggling now for she new what was coming next.

Edward would have to eat the specially made pudding so in order to remain in school. So he did the polite thing, he dug in.

"Wonderful', he said, with a mouthful of pudding he to his surprise enjoyed.

Alice was in still so giggly she asked him in her mind,

"You like it so much, are you even going, to, get rid of it later?"

'Funny Alice… you should try some… it tastes so good!' Edward replied.

'I'm so glad you like it darling!' Lunch lady Taylor squealed 'We really should give the compliments to the Jake boy!'

'WHAT?!?' Edward said spitting out the delicious pudding.

'Oh yea, he gave us this jar...see.' Lunch Lady Meg said holding up a jar with a piece of tape across it that read Jake's dog: Jack Meoff.

'Well, enjoy the pudding!' The ladies said giggling and walking away.

Alice could not contain herself anymore... she burst out laughing followed by Bella.

'Wow, Edward... you know that goo sort of looks like the pizza...sauce...oh my god! EWWW!!' Bella shrieked throwing away her pizza.

Suddenly Edward started to eat his pudding again.

'Edward... do you know what's in that!?' Bella yelled

'Yes, I do... but it's so good!' Edward said with pudding dripping from his mouth

'Alice... please pass me the Clorox.' Bella sighed