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Chapter 2: The Complex Conditions

Upon entering the apartment, Hikari was shaken awake from her sleepwalking when a soft voice called out her name.

"Hikari-chan?"

She blinked her eyes open, adjusting to the lights over her head. Wiping her forehead of the strands that came out of her ponytail, she let her eyes scan her surroundings. She stopped upon seeing a smiling blue-haired male. With wide eyes, she pushed off from Misaki and walked towards Yukimura, almost tripping on her haste to reach her friend.

"YUKI-CHAN! Why didn't you tell me that you're already here?! You could've called me! And why do you have your things with you? Are you evacuating? WHY?! Oh my GOD! Did you do something? Huh YUKI-CHAN answer me!"

Yukimura Seichi chuckled at the frantically shouting girl in front of him. Hikari Kobayashi never failed to amuse him with her antics.

"Oh my God! Do you need legal help?! Or money?! Did you call your parents?! Is there a murder in your apartment? Are your fangirls threatening to steal your boxers again?! And where are your poisonous plants?! Do you have them with you?!Answer me YUKI-CHAAAAAANNNNN!"

The males stared with blinking eyes and growing sense of dread at the hysterical, half-asleep shouting girl.

He chuckled while patting the brunette's head. "Now, now Hikari-chan. Nothing bad happened. The apartment owners had a disagreement and we have to leave."

The girl blinked her brown eyes. "Oh. Did they finally got a divorce?!"

Yukimura laughed. Trust Hikari to ask that question. "Yes."

Sanada has to question the girl's sanity after her mood suddenly took a 180 degree turn. She was just frantically shouting 35 seconds ago, and now, she's all calmed down. Kami-sama, they aren't in a house full of crazies, are they?

The girl huffed as she took a seat. "I'd say good riddance." She tilted her head curiously at the other people around her. "Hm? Who are these other people Yuki-chan? I can only remember Sanada-kun."

"Well, why don't I introduce them to you and your friends huh?"

The girl grinned as she settled down.

"You already know Sanada-kun right?" Hikari nodded eagerly, "This is Tezuka Kunimitsu and Fuji Syusuke. They are from Seigaku."

Hikari blinked as her mouth formed an 'O'. Yukimura chuckled. "That there is Oshitari Yuushi and beside him sleeping is Akutagawa Jiroh."

Hikari eyed the blue-haired male and the sleeping guy with messy rust-brown hair. "Aren't you guys from Hyotei?"

Yuushi smiled amiably at the girl. "Yes, Kobayashi-san. A pleasure to meet you. Jirou extends his greetings as well."

Hikari shot him a bright grin, looking like a cat. "Sure!"

"This is Yagyuu Hiroshi. He is from Rikkai as well." Yukimura motioned at the purple haired guy with glasses, hiding his eyes. "And last, but not the least, is Shirashi Kuranosuke, though he isn't here at the moment."

Hikari blinked rapidly, as she exchanged an open-mouthed look at her two other friends. "SHIRAISHI KURANOSUKE OF SHITENHOUJI?!"

The former Rikkai captain blinked his blue eyes at the shouting girl. "Ah...yes. Is something the matter, Hikari-chan?" he asked while eyeing the two other girls as well.

Hikari seemed to have been stuck at a temporary coma-like state.

He turned questioning eyes at the silently staring Kaede. "Would you mind telling me what's wrong Furokawa-san?"

The said girl coughed up awkwardly as she was trying to stop her lips from smiling. "Well...uh...how can I say this?" she mumbled under her breath.

"I think you don't have to say anything, Kae-chan." Misaki gently said, her blue eyes dancing in amusement. "She's about to wake up after hearing his name."

The six guys looked at each other, wondering just what the girls are talking about.

And then suddenly, they felt it. A menacing aura akin to a raging demon. Something they have been accustomed to from years of playing against monster-like opponents (ah..actually they played against each other so uh..get the drift?).

"Who said that forsaken name?" a low growl was heard from behind the sofa. Yukimura quelled down the fear creeping up in his spine and took a peek at the previously lying on the floor girl.

Only now, the girl is already sitting up. Her green eyes staring up at her with such menace that he felt like running away (but of course he wouldn't! He's Yukimura, the Child of God!), her soft-auburn hair a messy halo around her head. She is quite beautiful, even with the death-eating glare currently seen in her eyes.

"Ah..ha-ha.." Misaki nervously laughed as she jumped out of the couch she was previously sitting at. "Don't mind them Risa-chan! Uh...you see..."

"Is something wrong with Shiraishi?" Fuji asked in an innocent voice, but Tezuka knew his friend's question was anything but innocent.

"EVERYTHING IS WRONG WITH THAT PERSON!" the girl suddenly shouted, her voice resembling a screeching hyena-not that they have seen nor heard a hyena, but that is beside the point, really. She is now standing, her hands up in her head and pulling out her hair. "ARGH! TELL ME HE WILL NOT BE STAYING HERE WITH US KAEDE! I WILL KILL HIM!"

The males then watched as the girl ranted in a screeching voice while continuing on pulling her hair. Misaki trying to calm her down, Kaede is sighing while sticking a finger on her ear, and Hikari is still in a coma.

"HE IS NOT ALLOWED TO ENTER THIS HOUSE DO YOU HEAR ME?! KAEDE!"

The dark haired girl just rolled her eyes to the ceiling and pinched the bridge of her nose. "Risa, it's not really my decision you know."

"I DON'T CARE! JUST DON'T LET HIM INTO THE HOUSE!"

"What do you want me to do then? Barricade the house and put a sign outside saying 'Shiraishi Kuranosuke is not allowed'?" Kaede asked in an exasperated voice, "Come on, give me a break Risa."

"DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO KEEP HIM OUT OF THIS HOUSE!"

Fuji couldn't help but watch in amusement as the girl ranted in panic about the Shitenhouji Bible. He can't believe there is a single girl who wouldn't want to be around his handsome friend. Things are getting interesting for him.

Tezuka sighed as he recognized the amused glint in Fuji's eyes. He can feel sadism radiating off of the blue-eyed Seigaku sadist. He wondered if it was a good decision not to find another apartment, one that is at least a mile away from his so-called bestfriend.

"Seriously, what is wrong with Shiraishi-san being here at this house?" Yukimura murmured, "And why is Hikari-chan in a coma right now?"

Misaki, who has given up on her attempts at calming the other girl, shot a sympathetic look at Yukimura before looking at the frozen girl. "Well, you see...Shiraishi-san is Hikari-chan's uh...ex-boyfriend." she whispered the last word.

Yukimura's eyes widened a fraction, making Sanada and Yagyuu flinched a little.

"I see. How about this other girl? Is she another ex-girlfriend of Shiraishi?" the former Rikkai captain asked in a calm voice (Sanada and Yagyuu are invisibly shaking).

Misaki chuckled, drawing amused looks from the other males.

"Uh...you see, Risa-chan and Shiraishi-san are cousins."

Yuushi raised an eyebrow."Really? Then why is she so against about her cousin being here?"

"Personal reasons." Kaede answered. "Very personal reasons. Please refrain from asking further."

"Oh. Okay." Yuushi immediately agreed.

The two girls sighed tiredly.

Kaede was about to open her mouth to say something when a loud thud was heard from above them.

"Oh no..." the dark-haired girl whispered, "she's awake."

Misaki slumped back down at the sofa and gave the males a tired smile. "Gomen, minna."

Tezuka was about to ask the girl what she is saying sorry for when they all heard a loud slamming of a door.

"Do you have a monster up there?" Yuushi asked with a frown.

"Monster huh?" Kaede murmured, "Ah...I think you could say that."

They all looked up at the stairs to see a girl standing and panting there.

And Tezuka Kunimitsu, for the first time in his nineteen years of existing in this planet we call Earth, was rendered speechless at her beauty.

Her skin is pink and white, delicate, unblemished. Long, long, long legs...they seemed to extend to forever (he can see Yuushi's eyes are almost glued to those extensive pair of legs). She has soft, soft gray-blonde hair that is in a mess at the top of her head, strands sticking out oddly at eight different directions. Beautiful, deep-seated russet-colored eyes, with eyelashes that seemed to be an inch long, high-cheekbones, slim nose and red, red lips.

She is by far the most stunning creature he has ever seen. And then she opened those luscious, red, kissable lips, and Tezuka's mind went on an automatic shutdown.

"WHO THE FUCK WAS SHOUTING?! I WILL KILL THE BASTARD THAT DARED RUINED MY GODDAMNED SLEEP! DON'T YOU ASSHOLES HAVE A FUCKING CARE ABOUT PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO GET A SHIT OF SLEEP?!" her chest heaved, and a glare that Tezuka personally thinks can make Tooyama Kintarou and Echizen Ryoma run for the cover and cry for mercy was thrown at them. "AND WHAT IN HELL YOU FUCKING BASTARDS ARE LOOKING AT?! I SWEAR I'LL TEAR YOUR EYEBALLS OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS AND FEED THEM TO BIRDS! YOU STINKING PERVERTS!"

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