Disclaimer:I do not own Naruto
Recap:
"..You have one of me..Kakashi..Sasuke..Orochimaru..Itachi..Kisame..The Fourth?!you weren't even BORN yet when he was alove!how many do you have?!"she said taking out much more.
"It was a hobby..."Gaara got off his desk and put his stuff back in,"enough of my desk-leave it alone.It's Temari's turn now.."
Temari's Desk
"Wha-wha-what?!"Temari ran to her desk and quickly leaned on it.Gaara and Kankuro exchanged glanes,Kankuro gave a sly grin while Gaara smirked,"..Gaara.."
"You brought this onto yourself."Gaara closed his eyes and lightly shook his head,he snapped them open,and Temari was wrapped in sand.
"MY GOD,YOU ASSHOLE!"she shouted as she moved her head in many directions,meaning she was trying to move her body as well.That won't be happening soon.
Both of the males stood quiet,Kankuro gave a stiffled laughter and made it sound like he tried to cough,while Gaara walked over to her desk and opened a drawer.
"Let us see...what..in the world is this?"Gaara held up an object that was wrapped around with white plastic and was a stick,Kankuro was about to speak got cut off.
"That's a tampon,Gaara"Gaara immediately threw it at the other end of the hall and rubbed his hand against his clothes,"that was horrifying.."he said looking at Kankuro-who shrugged his shoulders.
"OH! what's thiiiisss"Kankuro took out a piece of paper,"Temari..how many times do I have to say it-"
"STOP!!"she was now blushing many shades of red and was struggling against the sand but Gaara didn't take it off.
"I believe I'm falling for you-no..I think I already did..."Kankuro paused and looked at Gaara,"from.."
"Unbelievable...Shikamaru.He..he has emotion?"Temari and Kankuro stared at Gaara and felt an anime sweatdrop.
"You're not one to say"Temari said grinning earning a glare from her younger brother.
"How about I show what makes me feel happy,so you can see I'm not emotionless."Gaara said giving an innocent smile.Temari smiled.
"Awww-"
"Usually I feel it when I kill people"Temari's smile vanished.
" ...no..thanks.."she replied looking at him.
"..that's weird.."Kankuro said looking at the letter,"I mean..who would like you?"he said in amazement reading the letter over and over.
"Yes,it is rather questioning-WAIT.He's after you for me."Gaara said looking at his siblings,they just stared blankly back at him.
"Gaara,have you taken your medication-"Temari said raising her eyebrows.
"No,I have not...but that's not the point."He said raising his hand asking for a bit of silence,"the point is,Shikamaru is after you-so he will convince you to KILL me and then in my will it says' I give my money to my siblings'-yes,it's unbelievable-and then both of you shall get my money"Kankuro and Temari exchanged glances,"and he will just mooch off of you.He's a Mooch.I'm not trusting him.I order you not to date him or in anyway do any communication towards him-"
"Wha-"Temari was shouting-until interrupted.
"I'm glad you understand"Gaara said cutting Temari off of her protest and ripped the paper.Kankuro's mouth was slightly open.
"So if you die..we get money"he said slowly so he himself can understand what was coming out of his mouth.
"..Yes.."Gaara said narrowing his eyes at his brother,"I actually don't want you two to starve to death.Amazingly"Kankuro briefly made eye contact with Temari and Gaara wrapped him in sand,"-plan to kill me and I swear I will come back to life in a form of a rabid wolf and eat you"Gaara said giving one of his sadistic smiles.
Kankuro felt sweat drip off his face,Temari just stared at Gaara.
"..We wont' kill you!"Kankuro said to Gaara nervously,he then stopped trying to convince Gaara.Both knew is was no use-especialy since many people were trying to kill Gaara anyways.
"Let's see-"Gaara looked more into her drawers,"...letters..more letters...too much letters..I'm going to murder this man-"he said a bit of malevolence in is voice.
"NO!"Temari shouted,"he's nice."she said giving a blush.
Kankuro and Gaara stared at her,"nice is another word for he has a v-"
"Female organ-"Gaara interrupted glaring at Kankuro.
"Gaara?can you not say the word va-?"Kankuro got cut off again.
"Nooo.Leave me and my clean mind alone"("Clean?who killed over hundreds of people?" muttered Kankuro)Gaara said a bit disturbed as he wrapped sand over Kankuro's mouth,"let's see".
Temari leaned forward,but the sand made her stuggle,she was wonder what Gaara was taking out.
"..."Gaara stared blankly at a white journal he was holding,he grinned,"..What's this?"
"...umm.."Temari gave a small smile when Gaara read outloud.
"Six thirty in the morning,Three years old...he killed a cat by a tree...Eight twenty three,still three,killed our parrot-"Gaara stared at the front page and read silently-he then quickly turned the pages.
"I can-!...no I can't explain.."Temari bowed her head.Gaara's mouth was slightly open.
"Are these...RECORDS of people/animals I KILLED?"he said waving the journal around,Kankuro's eyes grew wide and looked at the two of them.
"..Thought I'd use it for blackmail.."she muttered to herself.If only Kankuro could move-he would give her a thumbs up.
"..."Gaara stared at her in awe,"I never knew you were..so..so.."Temari looked up and bit her lip,"cold hearted?-"
"I know,I'm sorry I'll-"she felt her eyes water and soused with guilt.
"I can't believe I'm going to say this.."Gaara said putting the journal in the drawer again and turned to look at his sister once more,"..I'm proud of you"
Kankuro's eyes grew wide and Temari was a loss for words.
"...Shwaa?"
"Yes,Temari..'Shwaa'...-sigh-...what in the"Gaara took out a sword,"this was mine!"he took out an even bigger sword,then glared at her,and finally a poster of Chuck Norris.Gaara and Temari turned to look at Kankuro who wanted to speak so badly but the sand made it impossible,Gaara took off the sand over his mouth.
"WHAT THE HELL!THAT'S MY POSTER!"he shouted at his sister,if looks could kill...
"You would have poster of males"Gaara said smirking.Kankuro stuick his tounge out at him,"remember what you did each time you ask me 'why aren't I Kazekage?'"
"Okay there's nothing in my desk..that's enough can we go onto Kankuro's-"Gaara held up anoter journal-this time it was pink,"..No..No,Gaara!"Temari moved around in the sand but she couldn't break free.
"'I have no idea why I'm writing in this,well let's write...I just...recently realized how great looking-"Gaara paused,"..Uchiha Sasuke is'..are you serious.The man is awfully bad looking"
Kankuro and Temari stared at him,"Awfully"Kankuro said smirking,"don't be jealous just because he's in Sakura's group-or..was"
"I don't think he's near being decent looking-I mean...I've met men who are handsome"Gaara said in monotone looking at Temari and Kankuro"..what?"
"Handsome?and you've never introduced them to me?"Temari said glaring at Gaara.
"..You just admitted calling men handsome.."Kankuro said in shock.
"Well there is.I admit it.Like what's his name..."Gaara paused and open his mouth but closed it,"..okay..so I cannot recall...-"
"Haku was nice looking.."Temari said suggesting,Kankuro pondered for a moment and nodded slowly.
"...Yes..he was.."Gaara said remembering,he then heard Temari let a gasp of glee escape her lips.
"Kimimaro was too!"she said smiling and giving a blush remembering the face.Gaara and Kankuro looked at her in disgust.
"The man..WAS CREEPY!"Kankuro said finally breaking the silence,Gaara nodded.
"Taking bones out of his body"Gaara felt a shiver go down his spine and he remembered,"...when he took out his spine..that..that will haunt me.."
"...Gah..can we move to Kankuro's desk now.."Temari said impatiently,she was freed from the sand and stood next to Gaara as they aproached the desk.
Just so you know-all my stories are ooc...well mostly all I suppose.
I know this chapter was really more of dialouge than actions,but I guess they jsut love to talk alot.
I should have edited a bit more-but I jsut really want to put this up.
Only one more chapter to go.
