Hola web citizens!!! Ths is Irene and Dreamer bac 4 da 2nd chapter of Awsom Weird Stry!!!! Plz review cuz reviews mak us feel special. So, onward!!!!!!!!!
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2-Bit: OMG, guys, i jst dscovrd IM!
PepsiCola: IM? whts tht? nd y r we talkin like ths?
2-Bit: IM is da incrdibl invntion tht gts cre8ed in da 21st cntry:D
Stevo: 21st? rnt we in da 20th?
Darr: um...i thot so.
Irenie: yum yum yum tum tum tum. im a little forest chum!
Stevo: whos da retrd?
Dreamer: ahem, but we r the writers of ths lovly story.
Stevo: whos de othr retard?
Dreamer: irene, shall we kill steve?
Irenie: And so he got killed by a giant crowbar!!!!!!! XD
Dreamer: um...sur...
PepsiCola: so, u guys cn kill ny1?
Dreamer: pretty mch.
PepsiCola: evn socs?
Dreamer: yep
PepsiCola: cn u kill all of em?
Dreamer: i sppse, shood we irene? i say yes
Irenie: no. tht is anst the church and cruel to the socs and the socs loved 1s. I thnk we should just put them in a correctional facilaty. :D
Dreamer: screw tht. u can kill em wit a crowbar
Irenie: no
Dreamer: srry soda. i can make thm all mov 2 india!
PepsiCola: ok!
Dreamer: so all da socs moved 2 india nd nevr came bac.
Meanwhile...
"Hey, Ponyboy? Why does your house look like it's in a computer?" Johnny asked, puzzled.
"I don't know." Pony replied, puzzled as well.
"Should we go inside?"
"Probably not. Let's go see another movie!"
"Yeah! We're always seeing movies!"
So they went to a movie and made out in the back because they're gay like that, got beat up by homophobes and died.
DE END!
In the next chapter dreamers name shall be revealed.
Nuh uh. I don't want 2 b stalked bi an intrnet stalker man.
He wont stalk u jst cuz he knows your name.
U dont kno tht 4 sur!!!!!!!!!!!
yum yum yum tum tum tum im a little forest chum!
-LITTLE MINI MAN DANCES!!!!!-