Gum is annoying and other Smash stories
By Joshua Carlson
Snake Charmer.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters displayed in this chapter.
Snake was happy. Snake was in HIS box.
Well, until an unwanted visitor, well, visited.
Young Link hadn't even noticed that Snake's box was there, he just though it was something to sit on, so he did. The young Hylian boy started to play his blue ocarina.
" Stop that racket!" Yelled the box.
Young Link was stunned, he had come across many monsters, but never a talking box before!
" Sorry, oh mighty talking box!" He apoligized.
" Talking box? Oh my..."
Young Link just stared at the box, he got off of it for safe measure.
Awkward silence.
" So... I can't play my music?" Young Link asked, breaking the silence.
" No. You suck and it's annoying" The box growled.
" Thats not very nice..." Young Link said sniffling.
" I don't care."
" Hmph!"
Young Link sits back on the box and starts playing as loud as possible.
This Snake was not charmed. In the least.