- I do not own these characters they are from the Twilight series by: Stephanie Meyer

- I do not own these characters they are from the Twilight series by: Stephanie Meyer

-Must Read! Second Chapter: This is were Emmett and Rosalie have to get rid of Carlisle and Esme for the weekend. It's still Friday night. They're going to have a little competition to win. The prize a hotel room for Friday and Saturday night in Seattle!… they'll just annoy them to the point where Carlisle will kill for that hotel room. Yep. Pretty intense!

-Okay so once I post it you need to read it will be called Rosalie's Nightmare it will be the Cullen's dealing with Rosalie thinking Emmett's Royce! Crazy, I know but true love will find a way too prevail! I LOVE EMMETT AND ROSALIE I WOULD NEVER TRY TO SEPARATE THEM!!

(Recap):

When Carlisle picked up Esme in his arms from the couch Emmett and I looked up curiously.

"Where do you two think you're going?" I asked like I was their parent. Carlisle turned around back towards all of us with Esme still in his arms.

"I'm going to have some alone time with my wife," said Carlisle while we were all laughing.

"Carlisle I know you want to go have fun with Esme, but what makes you think this crazy night is over?" I asked while laughing with Emmett about our plan.

Emmett and Rosalie's Weekend

RPOV:

"Rosalie I would like to spend time with Esme" said Carlisle in the same tone as before. He looked as if he was just going to kidnap Esme and run off with her.

"What about us? You know maybe we want to spend some time with our parents too," I asked now standing up with Emmett by my side. My Husband and I weren't going to give up our weekend without a fight.

"Rosalie honey, don't be like this, look your father and I will spend Quality time with all you guys tomorrow;" Esme said still in Carlisle arms.

I looked at Emmett and his nodded his head ever so lightly so that nobody but I would see. Fine if this is how you want it family, Emmett and I will play dirty. Let the water works begin.

"I can't believe you're doing this to me!" I started out with little sobs. Working my way up towards the end would be more realistic; Emmett and me figured that out one time at school.

"I was trying to throw a surprise birthday party for Emmett!" I said in a very ticked off voice. It's going well I thought to myself. Neither Emmett nor I had screwed up. "Happy Birthday Emmett" I mumbled sorry it was ruined. With that I started the sobs up louder and ran up the stairs.

"Rosalie wait!" Alice and Emmett called out from behind me. Yes now we could tell Alice without others being around. I was loving it every minute. As soon as they both came in Emmet and my room I slammed the door. They had to have heard that!

EPOV:

"I had no idea she was even throwing him a surprise party" I said to comfort Carlisle and Esme. "Don't worry about it before you know it Carlisle she'll be coming down asking for you to let Emmett and her go to a club in Seattle.

We sat they're and continued to talk Alice blocked me and Rosalie was saying profanities; while Emmett keeps saying "don't worry a'bout a thing." Who did he think he was Bob Marley? What were they trying to keep me from figuring out?

EMPOV:

"Wow… Rose I must say nice job down they're for a minute I thought you we're serious about the whole party thing." Then we both laughed.

"I'm confused we're going to have a party tomorrow!?" Alice chirped up.

"Sssshhh… yes, but tonight Carlisle wants everybody home because of those stupid Werewolves. So tonight we sneak out go play around forks. Then tomorrow we say we going to hang in forks instead of go to Seattle. So we give them the suite, and have them play in Seattle all day tomorrow and Sunday."

"So Alice, 1. Keep it on the hush 2. Go get party clothes on 3. Get Jasper, Edward and Bella. 4. Make sure Carlisle thinks were all watching Pirates Of the Caribbean in my room.. I'll run all three on auto all night, kappesh? I said to her.

"Yepyep" she replied. Alice was about to run off we only had 10 minutes, but Rosalie stopped her.

"Alice, make sure Edward and Jasper have boxers and you and Bella have either bikinis or lingerie on under. Meet back here in 10." Rosalie said in a quick humored tone.

Alice quietly started bouncing, then halted army saluted, and took off out of the room. She could see what Rosalie had planned.

"Hmm… what little outfit are you going to wear for me, Rose?" I asked wanting the answer immediately.

"Clothes you eyes and I'll show you" She whispered in my ear as she walked into the closet.

They were the longest two minutes of my life. As I waited for her to say I could open my eyes.

"ok Emmett open your eyes" she said a little bit back from me.

As I opened my eyes I swear within a second I was hard. Rose had on miniskirt that was at the most two inches long, and a pink flowy halter top. She was so SEXY, she always is but tonight it was my birthday party I could do whatever I wanted with her.

RPOV:

Thank god I thought to myself after I saw Emmet's expression. I knew he liked his first present.

"It's one of your presents so you can rip them off when ever you feel like it.!" As I told him his grin got even bigger he picked me up and threw me on the bed with him. We started wrestling when I realized the movie turned on.

We knew everyone else would be up within a minute. Since the movie started on auto timer.

The door to our room busted open. We sat up quickly and I made sure everything on me was buttoned.

"Ok, I got everything and everyone!" Alice said as she jumped on our bed. Jasper, Edward and Bella followed. "WE have to hurry though, because I see Esme and Carlisle coming upstairs!"

Emmett went over towards the window and yanked it open. It was funny to think that vampires have to sneak out at times. I was mad that Carlisle was so protective about those stupid werewolves.

I then realized every body had gone through the window except Emmett and me. He then grabbed me by my waist and picked me up. The next thing I knew we were on the ground with everybody else.

"Ok, everybody to the jeep. It will be easier to sneak out with one car." Emmett said still holding onto me.

We all laughed when he said "Sneak out." It was another time were everybody thought about vampires having to sneak out.

Then we all piled into the jeep. Emmet turned it on while looking over at me in the passenger seat.

"Great" Edward exclaimed pretending to be happy. "Carlisle opened the window.

We all groaned. I knew though that would be the last thing to stop us.

"We're going to hall ass out of here then, won't we?" Emmett said as his laughter filed the jeep. Everybody laughed along with him. I turned around in my seat so that I was looking toward everybody in the back seats.

"Bella, hold onto Edward!" I said with a laugh. The next thing I knew Emmett was… well hauling ass out of the garage!

Then within seconds Edward and Alice started laughing hysterically.

"What did you see?" Jasper asked curiously. We all knew that Edward and Alice saw something.

Between gasps for air Alice was finally able to speak.

"Carlisle saw us speeding down the driveway. He says," Alice gasped for air again. "Carlisle plans to beat Emmett with a belt, and he said "Shit! As he saw us!

The car was booming with everyone's laughter. Bella had tears from laughing. I still couldn't believe it Carlisle never cussed!

"I'm so proud of Carlisle he cussed!" Emmett said pretending to wipe a tear.

Then I realized we were there. Albertsons. The only grocery store in Forks.

"What are going to do at Albertsons? Bella and Jasper asked clearly lost.

"Were going to have a little race." Emmet said. I giggled while looking at him.

"I'll explain inside guys." I said as we all got out of the jeep.

As we walked inside the staff had done they're job. There were 3 carts lined up behind a line.

"Ok there is a list inside your baskets. You have to get every item. The first team back here wins. You're partner is you're lover! Girls you have to sit in the cart while the guys push. Okay everybody, got it? I said with a smile on my lips.

Everyone nodded.

"Good let's play then!" said Emmett. He then picked me up in put me in our cart. Edward did the same with Bella, and Jasper with Alice.

"Also, the manger asks no sex on the check out counters." I said looking down at the metal cart below me, and then at Emmett.

"Why would he ask that, it's a little random" Bella asked no sure if she should have. If my checks could blush they would be.

"Well… they were really referring to Emmett and I." I stammered nervously.

"Wait." Alice said smiling. Her jaw then dropped. "Ooo my god!"

"Emmett what the hell is wrong with you! Edward said disgusted at us. He was leaning up against the cart while Bella giggled inside. Maybe she understood.

EMPOV:

"Eddie once you and Bella are married you will realize there times when… well you can't control you're self!" I said knowing it was true. I remembered that day. Rosalie and I were here it was about midnight nobody was here except like seven workers and two or three teenagers.

Jasper laughed at us. Him and Alice did stuff like us just not as much in publc like me and Roslaie.

"Rosalie was so sexy. And well… ya, they kicked us out except we offered a bunch of money to use the place tonight so they let us back. I said looking straight in front of me at Rosalie with a smile. She smiled back which made me happy.

"Don't worry you guys will be like that with you're girls buy the end of the night!" Rosalie said while giggling. We all laughed with her they knew how tonight was rolling out. Emmet style!

"Let's do this!" Alice shouted at me. Though I could tell she meant it in a friendly way.

"Ok, on your mark, get set, GO! I shouted not worry about who heared cause it was my birthday and I had the people I loved with me! HELL YA!

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Story by: ILoveTwilight4Ever

Ok, so next chapter is everybody doing the stuff on the list. Everything will go amazingly funny and fun, but will an unexpected visitor just create a bump or pull this wild weekend to a halt!

This weekend is suppose to take place somewhere in between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. It will make since that I put this later on in the story!