Well back with another Chapter. I think this story stinks but that's for the Reviews to decide R&R please! I need to know if I should continue or quit while I'm ahead.
Annoying: The Lab Experiment
By: Neko-Yahsa
CH2. How do you annoy Quatre?
Narrator: Neko-Yasha is turned in yet again to the news of the Maxwell labs. though she knows what's going to happen she wrote the story
Neko: I Thought I fired you? don't you have anything better to do?
Narrator: currently other than piss you off? no…
Neko:…..get the hell out….
The narrator leaves
NewsGuy: Welcome back all who joined us yesterday! ^ ^ we'll go to Dr. Starheart for current details..
Honey: Thank ya Bob! ^ ^
NewsGuy: My names not Bob *- -
Honey: righto, anyways Dr. Maxwell is currently testing our Second Specimen.
Honey walks over to the same kind of chamber Wufei was in
Honey: Lets observe shall we?
She turns a dial on the control panel and now everyone can hear whats being said
Duo is sitting across from Quatre looking very professional taking notes
Duo: State your name please
Quatre: Duo you know my name…
Duo writes something
Quatre: what are you writing?
Duo: nothing, just notes
Quatre looks over the pad and gets a massive sweatdrop
Quatre:…. Duo those aren't notes… it's a coloring book.
Duo: your point?
Quatre: *- -
Duo: heh right * ^ ^
Duo tosses the note book over his shoulder hearing a crash and a cat screech in the back-round.
Duo: Now, state your name
Quatre: You already know my name!
Duo: Come on Quatre just do it for all the kiddies watchin!
Duo points to the News Camera, then Quatre looks a light blush crossing his face with a nervous raised eyebrow. He then sighed and rolled his eyes
Quatre: My name is Quatre Rabarba Winner…
Duo: Now, Quatre, your male yet you wear pink whats up with that?
Quatre blushes again, starting to lose his temper. He crosses his arms and turns to the side in his chair grumbling.
Quatre: So I cant do laundary, big deal…
Duo: alright whats with the purple vest then?
Quatre: Duo! You know damn well it was a gift from my sister!
Duo: So your sis thinks your gay?
Quatre: That's not the point!
Duo: Q-man calm down and answer the question!
Quatre: How am I supposed to know that!? Ask my sister!
Duo shakes his head
Duo: Alright alright, moving on your Arabian right?
Quatre nodded
Quatre: Yes that's valid, are you done yet?
Duo jumps up from his chair and screeches
Duo: TERRORIST!
Quatre: WHAT!?!?
Duo: BAI!
Duo bolted out the door now convinced Quatre was annoyed, his work was done.
Neko is snickering and for some reason cant stop…probably the 24 pack of Pepsi and pixie stix she had before she wrote this…
Neko: heheheheh…….HYPERNESS!!!!!
Duo slammed the door tight and grinned.
Duo: hehehehe Mission complete…
Noin: ….are you sure it's a good Idea to call Quatre a terrorist?
Duo: …no *blink* why?
Npin: well…. there's kinda this thing that if you call him a terrorist… it sets off the remnants of the Zero System left in his brain…
Duo:…
They suddenly heard crashing and insane laughter from inside the chamber.
Duo:….well shit. WHY DOES NO ONE TELL ME THESE THINGS!?
Noin and the rest of the lab team: *- -
Duo stomps off.
The camera goes to Honey
Honey: Uh… well… that's the show ehehehe ^ ^;;;-_- damned Duo, Shinigami my ass.
NewsGuy: Thank you Maxwell Labs, moving on to other news now .;;
Neko Yasha turns off the T.V and goes about her day Hyperly, not quite like a normal person.
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Well that's it for now! GOMEN NASAI Q FANS! I was cruel and insensitive about Quatre's ethnicity… I appologize Quatre *bows to Quatre*
Quatre:…. you *blink *…made… me twitch … look… like… *Twitch twitch a….insane… Maniac…. *Twitch blink twitch *
….uh oh….O.o;;
Tamara: Ya damn right uh oh O.o;;;
Uh..anyways…. flame me praise me I don't give a shit just review! I'll continue if you people want me too I'm out! Laytas!
~Neko-Yasha Formally Known As Hikari-Chan~