Yeah so I decided to upload a new chapter. As you guys may have noticed I changed the title. I know it was a sucky one but its the best one I could come up with. I may change it later when I come up with a better title. If you've read this story and have a good idea for a title just leave it in the review and I may use it.

How to Annoy Elphie

1. Ask her to go shopping.

2. Send her a little dog with a pink bow tied around its neck.

3. Send her a replica of the Ruby Slipper.

4. Send her a threatening letter from Dorothy.

5. Tell Elphie, her sister still lives and is still under Dorothy's house but when she gets there tell her you lied then run like crazy away from her.

6. After Elphaba and Fiyero leave Oz, find them and tell them that the Wizard and Morrible are back and that Glinda's gone missing. When she finds out you lied run away like crazy.

7. Tell her none of the modern-day witches fly on broom they all now come and go by bubble.

8. Send her a pink dress and dare her to wear it on a date with Fiyero.

9. Magic yourself to look like Nessarose then find Elphie apologize to her as Nessa, and when she forgives you change yourself back, laugh in her face, then run away like crazy.

10. Go up to Elphie while she's eating and when she says "What are you looking at? Do I something in myn teeth?" Relpy with "Yes, I do believe you have some lettuce stuck in your teeth."

11. Throw a party in the library while Elphaba's studying.

12. Call her Elphie.

13. Doodle in her textbooks.

14. After Fiyero and Elphaba leave Oz, find them and give Elphaba a witch hat and say "Its really sharp dont you think? You know black is this years pink." Wait for her reaction, and if she starts chanting under her breath that would be your cue to start running like crazy.

15. Give her a hug.

16. Decorate Kiamo Ko entirely in pink.

17. Tell her pink goes good with green.

18. When you here her cackle ask her why her laugh is so weird.

19. During No Good Deed tell Elphaba Fiyero really is dead and then keep Fiyero from getting to Elphaba and sending her the letter. (although that's kind of mean now that I think about it.)

If you have an idea you want me to add to this list please leave it in a review. R&R

-Happy3611