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Things Not To Do In Arkham City Cont.

31. Do not climb atop any building and threaten to jump. No one will stop you, they'll just edge you on.

32. Do not taunt Catwoman with bottles of milk.

33. Do not taunt Catwoman with catnip.

34. The following words are not to be used to describe the Rogues:insane, nut job, wacko, lunatic, or crazy. These words are compliments to some but insults to others, but all of them will get them to kill you.

35. Do not take Scarecrow's horror movies.

36. Do not go anywhere near plants with weed killer or a weed wacker. Poison Ivy will find out.

37. Do not sing nananana Batman anywhere in Arkham City.

38. Do not put Joker gas or Fear gas in spray cans

39. Do not sniff Joker's flower when he asks you to.

40. Do not touch Penguin's umbrellas.

41. Do not go to the Mad Hatter's tea parties.

42. Do not ask Hush what tomb he crawled out of.

43. Do not ask Catwoman if she is dominatrix even if she looks like one.

These rules are from mastermarker

44. Do not ask Solomon Grundy if he's heard thriller, or if he knows the dances movess

45. Do not ask Solomon Grundy if he knows how to do the Monster Mash.

46. Rule 45 also applies to Killer Croc and Clayface.

47. Do not ask Killer Croc why he ate Captain Hook's hand.

48. Do not ask Killer Croc if he knows the time.(Peter Pan joke)

49. Do not ask Ra's Al Ghul what any historical figure you can think of was like.

50. Keep Catwoman away from the catnip and your valuables.

These rules are from JeanDaBean

51. Do not comment on Nora Fries' attractiveness within earshot of Mr. Freeze.

52. Do not ask Mr. Freeze if he likes revenge served cold, or if he's been to any cool parties lately.

53. Better yet, don't talk to Mr. Freeze. Period.

54. If you want to keep your appendages from being broken in horrible fashion, do not linger in groups out in the open where Batman can use you as practice for his latest blackbelt degree.

55. Do not insult the Batman as "Just a freak in a cape."Morons who say this have a tendency to be hunted down by said "freak" and given a lesson in eating their words. Or in this case, fist.

56. Do not double-cross Catwoman. Hell hath no fury indeeed.

57. Do not offer to plant-sit for Poison Ivy. It ends...poorly for you.

58. Do not sing "Eye of the Tiger" around the TYGER guards unless you WANT to be target practice.

59. Do not make Napoleon jokes around Penguin. Penguin is far nastier. And shorter.

60. Do not think you've ever outsmarted Batman. It doesn't matter what trap you've concocted, what environmental blockage you're taking advantage of to mock him, or how battered he may or may not look. He. is. BATMAN. He is prepared for everything you'd imagine and everything you couldn't possibly imagine. When (Not "If," "WHEN") he gets past whatever is in his way and you haven't the brains to already run like hell, you deserve whatever beating he gives you.

That's all for now, but send me your ideas.