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Silverblaze's POV

"And then, you see, you put the cookies onto the…"

"Jayfeather, shut up with your fake cooking show already!" yells Rebelle as she puts down the "seven of hearts" card. I quickly place a nine and steal the pile.

"No fair!" pouts Foxleap. I laugh.

"Obviously, you don't have the best cards, Foxleap," I reply. After playing a few more rounds, Jayfeather joins us.

And that's when the fire alarm goes off.

We all turn to Jayfeather and scream, "JAYFEATHER!"

He races into the kitchen and pulls out the batch of cookies, which are now awfully burnt and, from the look of it, burning hot. Jayfeather drops the batch of cookies, causing them to splatter all over the floor.

"Get some water!" I shout. In less than a second, Foxleap dumps a bucket of water all over the floor.

Everyone looks at the mess in front of us. Burnt chocolate chip cookies all over the floor, with spilled water everywhere.

"I'll get the mop," sighs Jayfeather, quickly returning with a mop. I help Foxleap and Rebelle pick up the cookies, then throw them away as Jayfeather mops.

"I still want cookies," says Foxleap. "How 'bout one of you can go and buy some?"

"Rock-paper-scissors," decides Rebelle. We agree and go into a rock-paper-scissors match to see who has to go buy more cookies. Unfortunately, I lose. Meaning I have to buy the cookies.

"Oh, and Silver," smirks Foxleap. "Don't forget the pizza."

Pizza?

I sigh in defeat as Rebelle and Jayfeather nod.

"What toppings?" I ask.

"Everything!" squeals Foxleap.

Rebelle sighs. "Ignore him. I'll have regular cheese."

Jayfeather shrugs. "Whatever you get is fine with me."

I nod, then sprint out of the apartment. I take the elevator down to the ground floor, then head outside.

I head over to the StarClan grocery and quickly purchase three boxes of cookies. After that, I decide to head to Brokenstar's Evil Pizza.

I walk inside and greet the lady at the counter. "I'd like two pizzas, one cheese and the other-"

"Oh, good," smiles the lady at the counter. She takes off her little hat and apron that both have "Brokenstar's Evil Pizza" written on them, and she tosses them to me.

"Er… what?" I ask.

"Thanks for taking over the pizza place, hon," says the lady. Then, she walks out.

Okay...

I toss the apron and the pizza hat onto the floor, then go back to the kitchen to find a cheese pizza.

I finally find one. It's a little cold, so I toss it into the nearest oven.

Suddenly, I hear a "ding" at the front door. I whip around to see a guy with ashy-black hair walking in.

Ashfur.

I hide behind a cart full of pizzas as Ashfur walks around.

"Hello?" he asks. "Anybody here?"

I whip out my phone and text a message to the group message with Rebelle, Jayfeather, Foxleap and I.

Come to the pizza place ASAP, Ashfur is here.

I hit send, then put my phone back into my pocket while I try to figure out what Ashfur is doing.

He sneaks over to the kitchen and smirks as he takes a pizza out of the oven. MY pizza.

He stuffs it into a box, then puts the pizza on a table. Suddenly, he's heading over towards me.

What do I do? I guess I'll just have to improvise. When Ashfur finally sees me, he screams in terror.

"Who are you?" he growls. "And what are you doing here?"

"What are YOU doing here, Ashfur?" I hiss. Instead of answering, Ashfur grabs a breadstick and whips it at me.

Clearly, he's not a trained ninja like I am, I think to myself as I easily catch his breadstick. I whip it back at him as hard as I can, and it hits his arm. By now, my hair's on fire... literally.

Ashfur whimpers, but then grabs a frying pan. Wait, pizza places have frying pans?

Crap…

He holds it in his arms with a threatening look in his eyes. I suddenly grab a knife closeby and hold in between my fingers, smirking.

Look out, Ashfur… I never miss.

But then, I hear another "ding" at the door, and I whip around to see Rebelle, Jayfeather, and Foxleap standing there.

Jayfeather's POV

"What in the name of Dovewing's empty head is going on?" hisses Foxleap.

Suddenly, empty pizza boxes are being tossed around. I blindly flail my arms, trying to catch them, until one hits me in the face and I'm thrown down to the ground. I quickly pick myself up when all of a sudden, a whole entire pizza is thrown at my face.

"Mwahaha!" cries Ashfur. "I will kill you all with pizza!"

I mutter some not-so-nice words under my breath as I clutch the pizza in my hands. Based on the sound of Ashfur's voice, I can determine where he is. So, I grab the pizza and fling it in his general direction. I hear a "splat" and then cheering.

"You got him, Jay-Jay!" Foxleap cheers.

I'll get him for calling me Jay-Jay… but now is not the time.

"Hold him down!" I hiss. I hear the other's footsteps as they race over to hold down Ashfur by his arms and legs. I pull out my iPhone and tell siri to call Firestar's Police, and they quickly arrive.

"Hey, grandson, how are you and your friends doing?" comes Firestar's voice.

"Fine," I sigh. "Except for the fact that Ashfur keeps bothering us."

"When will Ashfur learn that my Squirrelflight is already with Brambleclaw? Oh well," Firestar chuckles softly. He tells his fellow police officers to get Ashfur.

"Thanks, Firestar," calls Silverblaze.

"Anytime," Firestar replies. "You four are doing well. Maybe one day, you'll even join my Police Force."

No, thanks, I think to myself, but I smile and wave goodbye to my grandfather.

Then, Firestar leaves. I turn to where I assume the others are standing.

"So, what now?" I ask.

"I don't think that Brokenstar will be too happy about the mess we made," sighs Foxleap.

"You mean the mess that Ashfur made," Rebelle points out.

"Good point," I say. "So… what's for dinner?"

"Eh... we can order from 'Patchpelt's Pizzeria' instead," Silverblaze says. "I never liked this place anyway."

"Then why'd you come here?" I ask.

"It was closest," snaps Silverblaze.

"Fine. You three return to the apartment, I'll go get a pizza from Patchpelt's," I say. I can picture the others nodding and heading out the door as I head over to get another pizza.

xXx

"Back so soon, Jay-Jay?" calls Foxleap.

"No more Ashfurs attacked you?" teases Rebelle.

I shake my head. "Nobody attacked me, thankfully. Brokenstar's place is where all the villains hang out, anyway."

I toss the pizza onto the ground and grab a piece as Rebelle turns on the TV to watch "Catching Fire" for the billionth time.

Everyone sits down to watch, and I smile, thinking of Ashfur in jail. With Firestar's Police keeping an eye on him, we should have no more problems with Ashfur for a long time.

Or so I hope.

...and that's chapter 2!

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