Chapter 2: Aardvark

"Okay, next on iCarly," Carly said as she put away the balloon.

"We are going to do something special," Sam said.

"Yes, yes we are," Carly said, dreamily. "Okay, so we are going to bring out live animals on the show."

"We like to call this segment Bring Out Those Wacky Animals," Sam said, pressing a button on her remote, which showed the title of the segment on the screen. "Our first animal that we are showing is our friend Kaitlin's pig."

A tall, blond girl walked out with her pig on a leash. "Aw, he's so cute," Carly said. Sam was eyeing the pig suspiciously.

"Sam?" Freddie asked her. "Saaamm?" he snapped his fingers, trying, hopefully to get her attention, but that didn't work. He sighed, switched the camera to the one on the tripod, got an airhorn, and stood next to her. He waved his hand in front of her face. She still didn't move. Freddie sighed, and blew the airhorn right next to her.

Sam screamed. "BENSON! WHAT THE HECK!"

"What were you doing?" Freddie asked.

"Wh—what do you mean?" Sam asked.

"You were looking at the pig, kinda like you wanted to eat it," Freddie said.

"Oh, I kinda did," Sam said, her face turning a light pink color. Sam suddenly realized that they were still on the air, and then her face turned a bright red.

"Okay," Carly said. "Kaitlin, you can take Porkers away. Now, we will bring out an aardvark, which was . . . found . . . by our friend Gibby. Gibby, come out here."

Gibby suddenly came out from behind the curtain, with an aardvark on a leash. Carly screamed. "That thing is ugly!" she exclaimed.

"No it's not, Carls," Sam said. "It's adorable!"

"Yeah, Carly," Freddie said to her. "It is cute."

"You're agreeing with Sam?" Carly asked, surprised.

"I guess I am, but it is adorable," Freddie said, as he switched to the tripod again and came over and pet the aardvark, along with Sam.

"Ugh, how can you guys pet that thing?" Carly asked, disgusted.

"Oh, stop being a priss and just pet the animal!" Sam exclaimed, grabbing Carly's hand and trying to bring her to the aardvark.

"Ew! No!" Carly exclaimed and stepped as far away as she could from the animal. Sam rolled her eyes and faced the camera.

"See, you webalonians. This is the Carly Shay around us, not on the web," she said.

"Wait! We were still doing iCarly?" Carly asked. Freddie and Sam nodded. "Well, you iCarlys, that was just me practicing for a Pathetic Play called . . . Get Me Away From That Disgusting Animal: Starring . . . Sasha Scaredy."

"No, we're not doing that," Sam said.

"Yeah, that was stupid," Freddie said.

"Come here, Carly," Gibby said, bringing the aardvark over to her. Carly screamed and ran out the studio. Gibby shrugged and put the aardvark down. Freddie and Sam started cooing over it again.

When Gibby finally decided to put the aardvark away, Sam said to the camera, "Don't be fooled by the outer Carly. On the inside, she is just a big priss. No offense, Carly."

**^^THREE YEARS LATER^^** (A/N: They are 20)

"So, what animal should we get?" Freddie asked his fiancée, Sam.

"Aardvark," Sam said without a second thought.

"Why an aardvark?" Freddie asked.

"You really don't remember three years ago?" Sam asked. Freddie just stared at her with a blank expression. "The iCarly bit 'Bring Out Those Wacky Animals'?" Another blank expression. Sam sighed and went over to her computer, Freddie not far behind.

Sam went to the iCarly website and tried to find the webisode from three years ago. After five minutes of searching in the History page, she found it. Sam clicked "Play" on the screen and went to full screen. The webisode showed the end of the bit where Sam and Carly tried to fill a balloon with mashed potatoes without letting any of the air out.

"Well that proves that it isn't true," Carly said.

"You can't put mashed potatoes in a balloon," Sam finished.

"Okay, next on iCarly," Carly said as she put away the balloon.

"We are going to do something special," Sam said.

"Yes, yes we are," Carly said, dreamily. "Okay, so we are going to bring out live animals on the show."

"We like to call this segment Bring Out Those Wacky Animals," Sam said, pressing a button on her remote, which showed the title of the segment on the screen.

"Do you remember now?" Sam asked, pausing the video.

"Oh yeah," Freddie said. "And Carly freaked out because of the aardvark and she ran screaming from the room when Gibby brought it to her. Good times."

"And do you remember what else happened because of that aardvark?" Sam asked. "If you don't, you know I will beat you up, Benson!"

"You can't call be Benson in a few months," Freddie said with a smirk.

"And why can't I?" Sam asked with her hands on her hips.

"Because you will be a Benson when we get marr—" Freddie started, but was cut off when Sam covered his mouth.

"You know I hate the 'm' word!" Sam exclaimed, taking her hand off of his mouth.

"Why? You know you'll be doing it in a few months, so why do you still hate it?" Freddie asked.

"Because it seems like whenever people get m-a-r-r-i-e-d, it always ends up in divorce, although they promise to love each other forever. It sucks," she said. "So, moving on. Do you remember what else that aardvark did for us?"

"It . . . OH! It helped me ask you out on a date, and it made both of us realize our love for each other through one common thing. An aardvark of all things. I always thought it would be food," Freddie joked.

"Don't you joke about food with Momma," Sam said. "And you are right."

"YAY!" Freddie exclaimed. "Do I get a treat?"

"No," Sam replied. "So are we getting an aardvark?"

"How about we start with something smaller? How about a hamster?" Freddie asked.

"Okay," Sam said, a little downcast. "But Momma's definitely not cleaning up after it."

"Of course," Freddie said.

A/N: So that's the first chapter of Seddie in 100 Words! Only 99 more to go! Wish me luck!

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