Countdown to Christmas

by Kittydj

Exactly what the title says. Ask the demigods questions on stuff, and they'll respond. Question may appear in the official Ask the Demigods story I have as well. Okay for people of all religions! Second half to be completed at the end of this year. Rated T for cussing just to be safe. Disclaimer: I. own. NOTHING! Also: On haitus until December, in which the story shall be completed

2. Prophecies and Parenthesis

Back with the next update! :3

Thank you all for the reviews! Though I update daily, update time is random. Very random. (If it's before 11:59 pm, it's on time)

I will not be doing reviewer questions until Ch. 5, due to Chapters being prepared in advance.

(And no, I didn't forget the stuff at the end. I'm just not putting anything there for this series.)

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To Percy: Prophecies?

Percy: Did you mean

Percy: The script scrolly thingies that are confusing and tell me I'm going to die?

Annabeth: Pretty much.

Percy: I'm actually just too much for those scrolly things from the Oracle of Delphi to handle.

Annabeth: They're called prophecies.

Percy: Oh oh, ok ok.

Percy: Well then I'm just too much for those scrolly things from the prophecies.

Annabeth: Percy no, the scrolly things are called prophecies!

Percy: Prophecies? You mean parenthesis.

Annabeth: PERCY NO PROPHECIES ARE NOT PARENTHESIS

Annabeth: HOW DID YOU EVEN MAKE THAT CONNECTION

Percy: A SCROLLY THING TOLD ME

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To Greek demigods: Roman demigods fighting?

Annabeth: Absolutely not.

Thalia: Nope.

Piper: Never.

Annabeth: They're so violent.

Thalia: So ruthless.

Piper: So eager to kill.

Annabeth: So stabby stabby.

Thalia: Not so slicy slicy.

Piper: So killy killy.

Reyna: Hey, we're better fighters 'cause we get the job done faster.

Thalia: Well, we fight with style.

Thalia: *shows off silver arrows*

Reyna: *shows off Imperial Gold spear*

Thalia: Gold is for losers.

Reyna: Silver is for stinkys.

Thalia: Gold is for poopy pies!

Reyna: Silver is for dinky doos!

*screams and shouts*

Percy:

Percy: The Praetor of the Legion and the Huntress of Artemis, everyone.

Annabeth: Celestial bronze is rarer than Imperial Gold by the way.

Annabeth: Percy could beat Romans but they couldn't beat him.

Annabeth: Face it. We're better. *shades*

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23 Days 'Till Christmas

Jasper!

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It started as an innocent moment attempting to make some hot chocolate on a frigid day, but the next thing Jason knew, he had whipped cream in his hair and in places whipped cream definitely did not belong.

He watched as Piper ran away laughing, and for once, didn't care about what Coach Hedge would say about the mess they had made.

He chased Piper until they were under the mistletoe, and without hesitating, placed his lips on hers.