King Julien's Ask A Question.
The Penguins Answer.
Hi, Yeah I know I am a day early, but as I have it all witten out, and didn't want to change it, cos someone might aske another question, I am putting it up. As this is my first time on doing a story like this, please don't flame me, if you don't like the answers. And I tried to come up with the best answers.
Julien: Maurice, wake up, don't you know you never sleep in the prescience of the King, see the crown, I'm the King {pointing to his crown}.
Maurice: What is it, you majesty {getting up from his leaf bed}?
Julien: The mail bag just came, now I want you to go and see if we got any questions for those stupid birds to answer, I just hope they got a question that they don't want to answer.
{Just then Mort came running up}
Mort: King Julien, King Julein.
Julien: Oh no, not already.
Maurice: What is it Mort?
Mort: I got the Mail for you King Julien.
Julien: What, you touched my mail, ahhh, your still holding the Kings mail, give it here, right now {snatch the letters off of Mort}.
Julien: {after reading through the letters quickly} Oh, we got some good ones here, lets call every one together, and get those dill drills to answer these questions.
Julien: Is every one here now Maurice, I don't feel like waiting any longer, any way, I'm starting to get hungry.
Maurice: Yes, I think every one is here.
Julien: Good, now lets start the questions. The first one is from littlebixuit.
:D. nice idea. Skipper, Rico, Kowalski and Private, how did you meet each other, and how did that very good team of yours grow up?
Julien: What a nice little face, kinda like mine, Yes I know my Idea is nice, all my ideas are nice. Hmmm, that is a good question, how did you crazy birds end up to be so crazy {starts to munch on some nuts}
Skipper: Well, it all started when I decided to go to Denmark for a Holiday. After some unfortunate mistakes, I was shipped to the New York Zoo, were I meet, Rico, Kowalski, and Private. They were a poor lot of an excuse for Penguins, so I started to train them.
Private: Skipper, I still want to know why you can set foot in Denmark again.
Skipper: I told you that was a Private matter, Private, Rico.
{Rico slaps Private over the head}
Skipper: After I had trained them, they became the best soldiers a Skipper could ask for, and we have stuck together ever since, you could say we stick together like glue.
Julien: Are you finished yet, you do know I didn't hear a word you said, for some reason these nuts seem to be extra crunchy today. Oh well, next question is from, computerxguy.
Cool story. I have a question. Skipper, do you like anyone
Julien: Well, I know my story is cool, I am the King, THE COOL KING, well any way, Skipper.
Skipper: Yes, I like Rico, Kowalski, and Private, like they were my own boys.
Private: Ah, Skipper, technically speaking, we are your boys.
Kowalski: He is right, we do obey your every command.
Skipper: Err.. well, then I like you guys, as though you were my own brothers.
{Rico, Kowalski, and Private, start to get all soft and mushy}
Skipper: Monster Trucks boys, Think about Monster Trucks.
Julien: Okay, that's enough of that, lets go to the next question, you know I would have thought we would get one question by now, asking the Skipper, If I should replace him, since I am the King.
Skipper: Why, you, there's is no way A Dumb animal like you could replace me.
Julien: Who are you calling Dumb.
Maurice: Now King Julien, we are on the Camera, you don't want your Loyal subjects to see you get mad, do you.
Julien: *Hump* Well the next question is from Skoolgrl09.
Interesting story so far.
Julien: Who's the Dumb animal now, Huh, flightless?
Private: He called us flightless, that hurts.
Skipper: Be tuff boys.
I have a couple of questions for Skipper. How did you become the leader?
Skipper: Like I said before, the boys were a sorry lot, and as I had the army know how, I decided to put them all into shape, and from then on I have been the leader.
Private: He has been a very good leader too.
And is some of the stuff that you tells the other animals at the zoo about your life, actually true?
Skipper: Errr... Well.
Julien: Ah, got you, you have to tell the truth.
Skipper: Well, Kowalski, you tell them.
Kowalski: Well I would say from a very accurate calculation, 40% of it is true.
Skipper: What.
{Kowalski show Skipper, the paper he was working on}
Julien: I knew it.
Anyways. Keep up the great work.
Julien: Skoolgr109, I don't think I will be giving up being King for, um.. well ever, so don't worry, I will keep up the good work. Okay, next question is from, candysweets. Hmmmmm, I like Candy, Maurice, I want some candy.
Mort: I have candy for you KING JULIEN.
Julien: It's about time you did something for your King apart {start chewing the candy} from ..hmmm.. hugging ..yummm.. the feet.
{Mort go wide eye at the mention of feet}
Julien: {swallow candy} Don't get any Ideas.
Yo, Skipper! Do you secretly have a crush on Marlene? Hehehe. XD
Julien: Ohhhhhhhh, now that's what I'm talking about, embarrassing questions, and I like the smiley, Maurice, why don't we have any Smiles, I want some smiles.
Maurice: Right away your highness.
Skipper:....
Julien: Well what are you waiting for, answer the person's question.
{Marlene waiting for the Sipper to answers}
Skipper: No, I don't have a heart, so I can't have a crush.
{Skipper see Marlene get tears in her eyes}
Skipper: Okay, I do like her.
Julien: Ohhhhhhhhh, you have a crush on her.
Skipper: No I don't I just like her as a friend.
Julien: Sure you do, any way, lets go on to the next question, from 0 Icicle 0.
For skipper,Do you like Marlene?
Skipper: I already answered that, I like her as a Friend.
For Julien,Why were you elected king of the lemurs?
Julien: Huh, that's a question for me, it's not even my turn to answer questions and I am getting some already, see, what did I tell you Maurice, I have some big fans out there.
Maurice: Yes, you do.
Julien: Well, it was an anonymous vote, that I King Julien XIII, should be King of the Lemurs.
Maurice: Well, I think it should be worth knowing that his Highness was the only one who voted.
Julien: Maurice, there was no need for that. {Hit Maurice over the head}
For mort, Why do you like king Julien so much?
Julien: What, I don't believe it, Mort got a question. It's not Mort's turn to answer.
Maurice: Well since its been asked, we might as well let Mort answer it.
Mort: YAY.
Julien: *Hump*
Mort: I Love KING JULIEN.
Julien: you mean you love my feet, you annoying thing.
Maurice: Mort, we know you love King Julien, what the person is asking is, why.
Mort: He is the King, and he has Perfect feet.
Julien: Well you're right there, I am perfect.
For rico, Where did you first see your girlfriend?
{Rico ramble on about something hard to understand}
Kowalski: He says, he found her, when we were on one of our park inspections, he found her on the footpath.
Julien: Oh, the poor, girl, being left on the footpath, and now with a yucky penguin, when she could be with me, the King, by the way Maurice, have I mention that I am the King enough times in this Chapter.
Maurice: Yes, you have mentioned it a few times.
Julien: Okay, next question is from Kodiak and Balto fan. What, not King Julien fan, or Julien fan even, why are you even reading this if your not a fan of me?
Maurice: Ah Sir, I think he is a fan of some other show, but was reading this because he also likes you, but not as much as whatever the other show is.
Julien: Well, then I wont let the Skipper answer the question.
Maurice: You have to Sir, you started this show thingy, and you said that every ones questions would be answered, you have to keep your word.
Julien: Oh, all right.
Skipper, why do you make Private do all the dangerous work?
Julien: What type of question was that anyway?
Maurice: What do you mean?
Julien: Well, I mean its quite obvious, any smart leader would make his servants do the dangerous work.
Skipper: That's not true, right boys.
Private: Right Sir, Skipper does not make me do all the dangerous work, I do it because I want to gain experience.
Skipper: That's right, and I am not Lazy like Mr. Fancy Pants over there, I do my share of the work.
Julien: Well nobody said you were smart, okay next question is from Sydney.
Fun story! Here is my embarrassing question for the penguins...Why is king Julien the best king in the whole wide world?
Lol, I love Julien! But I know the penguins don't, so this question would be funny! :)
Julien: Maurice, you see that, my story is fun.
Maurice: Yes I can see that.
Julien: Ohhhh, and embarrasing question, this is good, so Skipper, what is your answere to this question, it is true you know, I am the Best King in the Whole wide world. And you must be my biggest fan Sydney, I am so touched. And you did a cute smiley, Maurice, I want a smiley.
Maurice: I am on it.
Julien: Well Skipper, why haven't you answered the question yet.
Skipper: Well.... MAYBE IT'S COS YOU HAVE BEEN DOING ALL THE TALKING.
Julien: That's not a good enough excuse, as I am the King, I am aloud to talk, so just answer it.
Skipper: Okay, For one, Julien is def not the best King in the world, in fact, he is the worst King I have ever met.
Private: Oh, Skipper, you are so right.
Kowalski: Yes, that for sure, that Julien, is nothing but a big pain.
Rico: Ka-ka-ka- Boom.
Skipper: No Rico, I want to blow him up too, but we can't.
Julien: You Birds are just Jealous, because I am the BEST KING in the whole wide world.
Mort: And you have the best feet in the whole wide world too.
Julien: Just keep playing with those toy feet of mine, that I gave you.
Mort: Yes {Hug the feet}
Julien: Okay, the next question is from Colourless Sunsets.
Private, If you could, would you relive the 'Slippy lifestyle'?
Private: Oh yes, I loved that moment.
Skipper: Oh no, they have got to him again, Rico.
{Rico slap Private again}
Skipper: Fell better now Private.
Private: Oh, yes sire, much better now.
Skipper: Job well done Rico.
Kowalski: Do you really need the notepad/whiteboard/abacus for doing calculations?
Kowalski: Yes, if I didn't have it, we would have never made that trip to the moon.
Skipper: Ah, Kowalski, you do remember that you forgot to carry the 2 and we never went to the moon.
Kowalski: Oh, yes, well, I still need it, or I would have never come up with the diagram to make the rocket.
Private: Don't forget, you used the clipboard to work out what happen to Maurice, when he fell down.
Skipper: Yeah, when the King thought he was trapped in the Camera.
Julien: He was trapped in the Camera, and it was the Sky Sprits who set him free.
Skipper: Maurice, You still haven't told him.
Maurice: Like, I said never question the King, he is always right.
Julien: I know I am, so why are you back here, when you should be finding a smiley for me to do.
Rico, Do people dumb things down for you often?
{Rico says a few, mumbles}
Kowalski: He says No.
Skipper got a lot of questions already... he deserves a break for now.
Skipper: Thank you, that is very nice of you.
Julien: *hump* Let see if I can find another question for you then, these questions are from hidden stranger.
Rico, I understand you can't really speak so I'll just ask you this short question, Do you ever feel really sick after regurgitating everything Skipper and the others ask you to, yes or no (sign language is acceptable)
Skipper: That wasn't a question for me.
Julien: Just wait.
{Rico Mumbles a lot of words}
Kowalski: He says no, it is very easy for him to do it, because ever since he was a little boy, he has been swallowing and regurgitating things.
Julien: I find that very gross.
Skipper: And I find that very helpful and useful to us.
Skipper, what is one thing you believe is truly unacceptable in the penguin's way of life?
Skipper: Well hidden stranger, that is very easy, Love is defiantly unacceptable.
Private: But what about that bobble head doll you married.
Skipper: Ah...Well.. I wasn't feeling to well then, but I am better now, and you don't see her any more do you.
Private: Ah, no.
Kowalski, do you ever have a day where you simple can't solve a problem?
Julien: I can answer that, he does, once, when I had dropped my hat into Joey's pen, he couldn't come up with a solution on how to get my hat back, and then the Joey stopped on my Beautiful hat.
Kowalski: Well, that doesn't actually count, because as soon as you dropped it, it got squished.
Julien: You still should have come up with a solution.
Kowalski: Well, yes there is one problem I can't solve, how to get Doris to go out with me.
Skipper: Kowalski, didn't I just say that Love was an unacceptable way of life for a penguin.
Kowalski: Sorry Skipper.
Private, are you scared of Rico?
Private: Well, actually, at times I am a bit scared he is going to blow, me up.
Rico: ka-ka-ka-BOOM!
Julien: Okay, the next questions are from inugomegirl.
This is so fun
Julien: Yes, I know, I am the King of fun :) And Maurice finally gave me a smiley to do.
Skipper, What is your relationship with Marlene... What do you want it to be.
Skipper: What is it with all these Marlene questions? Like I said be fore she is my friend, and I want to keep it that way, friendship.
Kowalski, Do you still like Doris?
Kowalski: Yes, I do, and as we all know, she likes me too.
Skipper: Yes, we know she likes you, she don't like you like you.
Kowalski: Well, after a careful calculation, there is a 50/50% chance she does.
Rico, How Are things with your girlfriend?
{Rico mumbles about something}
Kowalski: He says, that things are fine with him and his girlfriend. Unlike me and Doris :-(
Julien: Hey, I am the king here, which means I get to do all the smiles, not you.
Private: who was your first crush If you had one?
Skipper: What is it with all these love questions?
Kowalski: {Scribbles something down on his clipboard} well, it looks like, the people are more interested in who we like, then anything else.
Private: Well, I haven't really had a crush, but Eggy was cute, I liked him.
Julien: You mean my JJ, he was mine, I still don't know why that duck got to keep all those little JJ {Julien, Jr.}
This was really clever I like the idea of it, and I can't wait to hear the answers to some of the questions asked, not only mine but some of the others.
Julien: Yes, I know, I am really cleaver, and I came up with this idea, it was a evil idea that I formed in my brain {tapping his head}.
Skipper: What's so evil about it.
Julien: Well, you guys had to answer questions.
Skipper: Right, and what was so evil about that.
Julien: I see what you're trying to do, its not going to work, I'm going straight on to the next questions.
{Skipper roles his eyes}
Julien: The next questions are from CatGirl R and S Fan, could the R stand for Rico, and the S for Skipper, What, no J, :(, I am the King, and I still don't see a Julien Fan.
Julien, Did you ever have feelings for anyone before? And if so, who was it?
Julien: Hey, it another question for me, well yes, I do have feelings for someone, someone very important and dear to me, that person is Myself.
Skipper: Oh Brother.
Skipper, Is there anyone who you'd just love to punish harshly but you simply refrain yourself from doing so?
Skipper: Oh Year, King Julien, he can be sooooo annoying at times, always stealing our food.
Julien: "Borrowing"
Skipper: Using our TV, wreaking my quiet time I have, with his Boom box, etc. etc. etc.
Julien: Well for that, I will take you off of my 'Kingly be nice to' list.
To everyone and I mean everyone (including Julien): What are your thoughts and feelings for Marlene?
{Marlene blush at this question}
Skipper: Well, I have already answered this about one hundred times, so I will pass.
Kowalski: She is very nice, and my feelings towards her would be friendship.
{Rico mumbles something}
Kowalski: Rico says he feels the same way for her, as I do.
Private: I think she is very nice, and kind, and that she is a good friend.
Mason: Well Phil and I don't really now her that well, so we will just say she is a friend.
Maurice: Well, I know she will do anything for Candy, and that's about it.
Mort: I like her, she is kind, and tried to get Skipper to help me over my Feet thing, I like Marlene {Run over to her, and hug her, well her feet}
{Julien see this}
Julien: Hey, you are my foot hugger, as your King, I command you not to hug any ones else feet, but mine, and I still forbid you to hug mine.
Maurice: Ah, sir, you haven't answered the question yet.
Julien: What question.
Maurice: What are your thoughts and feelings for Marlene.
Julien: Oh, that, well, she is a terrible person to go to if you need a new crown, and my feelings towards her would be, she is one of my loyal subjects.
Mort, Do you want King Julien to hug you? (May I hug you?)
Julien: What another Mort Question, Maurice, didn't I not say this was a chapter for the Penguins?
Maurice: That you did sir.
Julien: Then, why is Mort getting questions?
Maurice: I don't know, but we should let Mort answer them.
Mort: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, I like Julien to hug me, {cute little giggle} I Like you to hug me too.
Mort, Why do you love King Julien's feet?
Julien: Okay, I am not even going to bother about who gets the questions any more, I am the King, and yet nobody listens to me, Maurice, what am I doing wrong.
Maurice: I don't know.
Mort: I love the feet, run up and hug King Julien's feet.
Julien: Ah, get off my feet, get off, or I will banish you from the Kingdom again, forever.
Mort: Forever {big round sad eyes}
Julien: Yes forever.
{Mort lets go, and hugs his toy Julien feet}
Mort and Maurice: Why do you follow and serve King Julien?
Maurice: Because he is our King, it is our job to follow him, even if he can get a bit annoying.
Mort: The Feet, I like following Julien.
The Penguins and the Lemurs: Why did you guys come to the Zoo in the first place?
Julien: Well it is quite simple, we were caught, and then put into boxes, the next thing we knew, we were here.
To everyone: Who misses Alex, Marty, Gloria and Melmen?
Julien: Not really, I mean, what did they ever do for me.
Everyone Else: No, we don't really miss them.
Mort: Well maybe I do, a bit.
Julien: Okay, that's all the questions for now, Sorry hiya but Private didn't understand your question, but I did understand the awesome story part. Well, the next person, who will be asked Questions is Maurice, So make sure you ask him a lot of questions about me.
Well what did you think, please review, and ask questions.
Velms.