The Clubhouse... aka the former Besaid Ruins...
"Yay! We can paint!" Yuna exclaims.
3 hours later... they're high off the paint...
"Dude... what's that pink floaty thing?" Rikku asks.
"I dunno... maybe it's gonna be my friend!" Yuna exclaims.
"It's coming closer... kill it!" Rikku shouts.
She throws a 'grenade' at it. The 'grenade' is actually a grapefruit.
"Hey! Don't... waste my grapefruit!" Yuna scolds.
Pikachu runs in and eats the grapefruit.
Another 3 hours later, the paint high has worn off...
"What'd we do.. ?" Rikku asks.
"We finished painting... but I got a headache.." Yuna says.
Rikku turns the TV on.
"The Chronicles of Brock"
"Oh, Jenny! I can see that we're meant for each other!"
"Shut up, loser!"
SMACK!
"Oww! At least Misty's not here..."
"Brock! Did you get the food?"
"Yeah, I just gotta cook it. I was about to, but Jenny came by."
FOOF! BOOM!
"Dammit! I blew this to Hell and back!"
"Oh well, Cyndaquil, I choose you!"
Switch.
"Blitzball Playoffs: Besaid Aurochs VS Toronto Maple Leafs (!)
"He scores!"
"Wow, what a move!"
"Since when does Wedge play for Toronto?"
"Since he sucks."
"He's their GOALIE!"
"Yeah, he's Level 99!"
Switch Off.
"Any more Yuneos yet?" Rikku asks.
"No, I gotta go buy more ingredients. And I'll rent some movie spheres." Yuna says.
"Okay! I wanna play Truth or Dare with Kiyuri, Deim, and Kulukan!" Rikku exclaims.
"All right, but don't make a mess!" Yuna warns.
Truth or Dare...
"Kiyuri, Truth or Dare?" Rikku asks.
"Dare!" Kiyuri exclaims.
"I dare you to... play Wakka's Kingdom Hearts II file and save in a different world so Wakka will be confused when he reloads it!" Rikku exclaims.
Kiyuri goes to the Temple and saves Wakka's file in the Land of Dragons, where Wakka hasn't been yet, but Kiyuri has.
"Hee hee! Wakka'll be like What the hell? Where the hell am I? I thought I was doing Beast's Castle.. !" Kiyuri exclaims. "Kulukan, T or D?"
"Dare!" Kulukan exclaims.
"I dare you to steal Yuna's teddy bear!" Kiyuri exclaims.
Kulukan sneaks into Yuna's room and steals her precious teddy bear.
"There! I got it!" Kulukan cheers.
"Deim, Truth or Dare?: Kulukan asks.
"Truth!" Deim replies.
"Oh... well, what were you doing with Nizarut in the Temple?" Kulukan asks.
"Uh... well, we were... training for the tournament, then all of sudden we were making out!" Deim exclaims.
"Ha! I thought so!" Kulukan exclaims.
"Rikku, Truth or Dare!" Deim asks.
"Dare!" Rikku exclaims.
"I dare you to try some of Isken's cooking! He made some kinda chili!" Deim exclaims.
Rikku goes to the entrance to Besaid where Isken is selling his "chili", but it looks nothing like chili... Rikku tries some and immediately throws up!
"...ugh... what is this crap..?" she asks.
"What!? It's not crap! Shut up! I'm outta here!" Isken wanks.
Isken runs away with his "chili".
"That stuff is poisonous or something! It's gross!" Rikku exclaims.
Yuna returns.
"Good! You didn't make a mess! But I noticed someone got sick at the village entrance..." Yuna says.
Deim and Kulukan leave to get ready for the upcoming blitzball match.
"Rikku tried some of Isken's "chili"!" Kiyuri exclaims.
"Oh.. well, I got movie spheres and I can make more Yuneos!" Yuna exclaims.
Yuna starts the first sphere.
"The Dark Messenger"
A man is rubbing a magic lamp.
"Squall! We're not ready! No! Oh, crap!"
"WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBER!?"
"Get ready! Selphie, Blind it!"
"Blind!"
WHOOSH.
Whiff. Smack. Thud. Crash. Whoosh. Zing.
"It's finished! We did it!"
"Too much sleep. Too weak."
"Well, we got a new GF. Let's go to Timber."
END.
"Who's Squall and Selphie and what's a GF?" Rikku asks.
"It's a movie, Rikku." Yuna says.
"I wanna watch this one next!" Kiyuri exclaims.
Kiyuri starts the next sphere.
"Dark Times"
"What an awful wound..."
"Ugh... help... that monster..."
"Hold on!"
"It's... strong... someone... kill it..."
"Please... oh dear.."
"I hope they're safe..."
END.
"Wow... so sad... look! This one's a long one!" Rikku says.
Rikku starts another sphere. Yuna brings in Yuneos and Popcorn.
"Showdown of Fate III"
"I admit you're very skilled... but apparently Squall is the only one... who can eliminate me. Tell Squall to come here. Tell him Seifer's looking to settle things."
"Did you give him my message?"
"Maybe.."
"Sorry to keep you! Seifer!"
"Squall... you'll never let go of your feelings."
"Shut up."
"You'll never let go of your past!"
"Shut up!"
CRASH. BANG.
"Squall! Get him!"
CRASH. SMASH. BASH.
"Absurd. Defeating me is meaningless. You know that more that anyone, Squall. No matter how many times I fall, your emotions keep calling me back!"
"Wrong!"
"Rinoa! Stay back!"
"How can I? I wanna help you!"
"You can't. He'll never let go of his feelings."
"He doesn't have to. He just someone like me to show him what's right."
"Let's see what you can do..."
"Squall.. you can have what's right... that's me."
"She doesn't suit you."
"I just... don't know."
"Stop!"
CLASH. FLASH.
"Where'd they go? Do ya think they made it back to their own room?
"They went somewhere else. Squall went to fight a great battle. To defeat his feelings for Seifer... or Rinoa... or whatever."
"Gone again."
"What will you do now?"
"Guess I'll keep crying."
"Need any weed?"
"I gotta go. Here. This is for helping me out."
"But wait.. when did we help?
END.
"Wow... so.. so very.. pointless." Kiyuri says.
"Weird.." Rikku comments.
Tidus enters.
"Oh, I missed the 'Showdown of Fate III'? Oh well, can I take it to Temple?" Tidus asks.
"Sure. But remember to return it to Luca!" Yuna says.
Tidus leaves with the sphere.
"Oh look! The blitzball stats!" Rikku exclaims.
"Blitzball"
Besaid Aurochs - 7
Kilika Beasts - 0
Well, Shaami did an awesome job here!
Al Bhed Psyches - 12
Luca Goers - 3
Wow, way to go Blappa!
Guado Glories - 2
Ronso Fangs - 1
No comment. It sucked Dingo crap.
Gull Wings (!) - 19
Abes (!!) - 23
What the hell is going on!?
END.
"Gull Wings? Abes? What is going on?" Rikku wonders.
"I got a strange feeling.." Yuna says.
TBC...