Tanks 4 da revivs peepz! Nextym i want FAIV revivs, k? Sry I dint sho u dis new capture earlyer. I tink I shud mak da speling beter in dis won. Btw, ohmygod, y did u dy?

Ok! Her's da new capture!

Next day, hernoini nd me war waking in da grate hall cos we war hungry. Dere was a lot of fod. Hernoini sit down nexto Herry, so i had to sit nexto Roon.

Den my frend Mary came to me.

"OMG Mel, why u sit nexto these dummis?" she askd argily.

I git sad cos Mary used to be my bf, but nou hernini is my bf.

"Sory, Mary." I sed very badly. "But u se, now hermiki is my bf."

Den Mery git rely arghi.

"OMG. MEL. I KNOW WHY U LYK HERMIENO NOU." she whisprd louwdly.

"Orly?" I asked, giting anygri.

"YA. UR JELUS OF MY BOBS."

"ND UR JELUS OF MY VAJEINA!" I creamed bak.

Den prefsoor mcnoganal comed down to us.

"U cunts!" she sed hapily. "U al git detenshion!"

"OMG." Ron was rely anoyed wit Marry. "Mary, why did u do tis?"

Becos Maries a showof, she sed prowdly. "Becos i dun lyk u."

And den Ron run out of da rum, cos he was so hurt and sad.

"OMG!" Hernioke wos rely argini. "Y did u mak him so sad bich?"

Den prufesir Dimbladoor aspired.

"YOU CANT ASPIRE INSYD HOGEWARTS!" mcgongle sed, shocked.

"I can do wateevs i want." he sed brainily. "Wat is da prob here, mcnoggle?"

Mary imedaeitly falled at Domblidurs fut. "AL HAIL PRUFESIR DIMBLADOOR!"

Prafeser Demblodaur wos not impresed. He locked at her wit a silent expreshion.

Finaly he speaked silently so dat everywon coud here him. "Ok, Mary, i dun want to hav sex wit you so dun try to mak me horni."

Den draco wos lisening so he comed up and sed to Nary. "Ya, dun try to mak pepl horni cos only melody is sexi enouf to mak pepil horni. Anywai, Dumbladuri is mi gay bf, so dun try to mak him cheet on mi."

Den he stared to kis Dungledear and dey disaspired.

Roon cam back lukin rely sad.

"Wat hapened?" Harty was curius nd dipressed.

"I was failing sad so i kiled prafoser gumbrich." he explanted with a sad nose.

"Hus gumbrich?" I askd, cos i dint know.

"Hes umbritchs gay bf." Ron sed, stil very melonkoly. (We learnd dat word in englis today!) "I dun lyk her so i kild her."

Nd den Hari puli out his wind.

"U BASTERD!" he creamed. "I WOS IN LUV WID HIM!"

Nd den snapo git very anrgi.

"TIN POINT FRM GRUFANDOR!" He sed greenly.

Den Mary cam bak runin. Ron seed her and also piled out his wand.

"No ron!" I creamed bravely. I jumpd in front of da wand and he cot me in his sexy bands.

Den time stopd cos we war staring at each otter. I wante to kis him, bit I cant cheet on Mary.

Den tome started agen and everywon wos normil.

Mcgungle piled out a piper and rote our nams on it. "Al of u wil hav ditenton wit Hargid."

"WEN IS IT, U BICH!" I was so iritating by mchonglo.

"TOMORO, U BICH." she manajd to stey kalm.

Sudenly Mary cam bak. "OMG GES WAT I SAW?"

"Your bobs?" I askd ironicaly.

"NO! SOMETHIN BETER!"

"Melodies bobs?" Herjinioe askd.

"No! Is not as gud as melies bobs, its lor boldimart!"

SEE! I mad da suspense in dis! Member, i want FIVE gud revivs so i can updat!