ITACHI DED. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I'msorry, sorry sorry sorry. Well no, I'm not sorry. I'm just embarrassed that it's taken me so long to update! I started writing a new chappie a couple months ago and everything but POOF went my computer and I couldn't recover the document and couldn't remember what I'd typed and so, y'know, whatev. And I've been so busy trying to get money so I can go to college and then pick one and… You know what? You probably don't even care. Amirite? XD. You're probably thinking "stfu and get on with it already" OR you've just skipped this bold faced piece of crap and gone on to the actual good stuff. Alright.

Disclaimer: Do I own Naruto? HAAH? WHAT? Does the pope wear underwear? No really.. does he? I've always wondered….

Warnings: Um.. I dunno. Cussin' and stuffs…. –shifty eyes-

Unbeta'd, like all my other crap. Lazy me.

He was still pretty livid at 8 o'clock in the morning from the previous night. Co-workers tried to avoid him at all costs as he angrily went about his job.

What hell was going on? Sasuke could put two and two together, sure, but Naruto and Itachi? The hell? Why Naruto? Why why why why why? You know, all's fine and dandy when you're preparing for the day that you might actually confess your unrequited love to someone and then you find out they're a pervert and things just get a little bit too complicated for comfort. It was going to be simple. He was going to tell him that he loved him and then he would have to swoon and collapse into Sasuke's arms all faint and flushed and then they'd kiss.

What a god damn slap in the face this was.

And what the hell kind of excuse is that? "I just wanted some bread". He didn't even take any home with him. God that blonde was such an idiot sometimes. With his stupid foxy grin, his stupidly adorable whisker scars, horribly sky-blue pools in which Sasuke could stare forever, his stupid fit-looking body, and terribly grab able ass… What thehell!

Sasuke covered his face with a hand, shaking his head of these thoughts.

He should be turned off.

Not on.

He rubbed at his pants. Things were getting a bit tight.

He continued angrily on with his job, fuming over another matter at hand. Itachi. Who had stolen away Sasuke's main source of sanity. He ripped it from Sasuke's life and destroyed it. Itachi was good at destroying things. He was destroying Naruto's life, whether the blondey knew it or not. Oh, wait, right, back on track.

---flashbackweeeeee

It was 2:30 in the morning when Sasuke returned home from Sakura's stupid dinner party. While untying his shoes, he noticed a bright orange pair of sneakers in the corner next to his brothers. It wasn't out of the ordinary for his brother to bring someone home but… these shoes were way too familiar, Sasuke just couldn't place it. Shrugging it off, he made for his bed room, ignoring that muffled moaning that was coming from down that hall.

When he opened his door he knew immediately something was wrong. Something was missing. It smelled different… cleaner. He walked slowly into his room, looking around and finally spotted it.

The big rectangle of un-dusty table top next to his bed. Right where the tank that held his hamster was suppose to be. He didn't get mad immediately, remembering that Itachi had told him they weren't allowed to have pets so he'd be relocating Colonel Weetabix where the apartment owner wouldn't find him. But he noticed there was a piece of paper in the middle of the table.

"Sasuke:

Colonel Weetie is dead. He smelled bad. So I flushed him. Though, now that I think about it, I could have given him to Tobi. That kid likes animals… probably would have done that same to him, never mind. I have a visitor tonight so don't bother me… &Get over it.

-♥Itachi"

"… I'll never forgive him." Sasuke growled through clenched teeth, pivoted on his foot and stormed down the hallway.

"Itachi!" he screamed, kicking open his brother's bed room door. There was a flash of naked body, blonde hair and a loud 'thud' when a body landed on the floor. Sasuke's brother was glaring at him, hair disheveled.

---endflashbackyouknowtherestdadaddadaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"FUCK" Sasuke hissed when he missed the potato he was busy cutting and sliced his finger.

"You ok?" a feeble voice from behind him made Sasuke jump. He squeezed the cut and turned around to talk to the person behind him.

"Yeah, just need a band-" He stopped, looking Naruto over "What the hell happened to you?"

"Heh" Naruto smiled, looking down at his feet and rubbing the back of his name "see there were these muggers, yeah. Had nothing for them so they just kicked my ass." He shrugged and grinned up at Sasuke before showing concern for Sasuke's still bleeding wound.

"I can handl-"

"I'll get you a bandaid, teme!" Naruto said in a cheery voice before limping off to the front counter.

God, he was a badliar.

"Thanks, dobe." Sasuke mumbled as Naruto was mended his cut.

"You should be more careful with the knives, dumby. Pay attention to what you're doing, I could tell you were spacing off."

"Hn" Sasuke grunted as he went back to slicing potatoes.

"Wanna talk about it?" Naruto inquired, joining Sasuke.

"Nah." Sasuke said, surveying Naruto's wounds. He just wanted to reach out and run his thumb along Naruto's bottom lip. Maybe kiss it to make it feel better. It looked so painful… Damn. He shook his head, trying to pay better attention to his potato.

A thought came to him and he smiled inwardly to himself.

"You scream like a girl, you know."

"Eh!" A bewildered blonde stared up at Sasuke who had started to hum to himself, still cutting his potatoes.

"You scream… Like a girl."

"So you… I mean…"

"Yup."

Naruto, now visibly flushed and embarrassed, rubbed the back of his neck, trying to think of what to say.

"It's ok," Sasuke set his knife down, leaning against the counter with his eyes closed "I won't tell anyone," he now had the blushing blonde pinned against the counter top, a hand on each side of his hips so he couldn't escape "you just have to do something for me. Hmm?" He hummed into Naruto's ear, giving the blonde goose bumps.

"Wh-What d-do you want." Naruto whispered, eyes half-lidded.

Sasuke nearly blushed himself when he leaned in to tell the blonde the favor he asked for.

He pressed his cheek up against Naruto's and whispered into his ear. Naruto tensed and shook his head, waiting to hear more. When Sasuke was done talking to him, he stepped back, smirking at the blonde. Naruto relaxed and smiled up at Sasuke.

"Sure thing, teme." Naruto winked before leaving when Sakura called his name.

Sasuke let out his breath, which he had been unconsciously holding, and leaned his back against the counter. He ran a hand through his hair.

Not quite what he had in mind but… Hey, maybe it could all work out for the best…

It was better than nothing at all.

To be continuedddddddd.

Lololololololol. Don't hate me. Pl0x. I really… Don't know. I'm not sure I liked this chapter.. it's definitely shorter than the last one and everything. But when I write the next chapter, I semi-promise that it will be semi-longer… if that made any sort of sense to you guys.

And um.. Questions you're probably asking yourself now. 'What's Sasuke got up his sleeve?' 'does it involve sex?' 'Is he making Naruto buy him another Colonel Weetabix?' 'Is the author going to update sooner this time?' 'why does she hate us?' (I don't, promise). Things like that... You're just gonna have ta wait. :P

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