Getting out of a pale green bug with Mistoffelees in the driver's seat, Rumpleteazer got out and straightened her tie. Then she turned around quickly at Mistoffelees who was just getting out of the car, "Wait, are you sure I can do this?"

"Oh yeah, absolutely," Mistoffelees said.

Rumpleteazer grabbed her bags. Looking back at the school, a few toms walked by and one greeted her. She said hi back then suddenly turned back to Mistoffelees, "Oh my God he knew!"

Mistoffelees and Rumpleteazer had a brief fight over weather of not she could do it and finally Mistoffelees convinced Rumpleteazer everything was going to alright.

Getting out of the car Mistoffelees, "He was being friendly." Then looked at Rumpleteazer who was looking around nervously, "Now let's run through it one more time, let me hear the voice,"

Rumpleteazer cleared her throat, "Hey, what's up, I'm Mungojerrie."

"Okay, now show me the strut,"

Rumpleteazer did her walk and went back to Mistoffelees, "Now hack a loogie," Rumpleteazer did and looked surprised.

Mistoffelees held his arms out and said, "I'm so proud!"

The two hugged for a brief moment then Rumpleteazer pulled away and hit Mistoffelees in the arm, "Get off of me,"

"Remember, inside every girl there's a boy." Mistoffelees' eyebrows came together, "That came out wrong, but you know what I mean."

Rumpleteazer started walking away, "Teazer," Mistoffelees tossed her soccer ball, "Be a good boy."

Rumpleteazer smiled at him then continued walking to the school.

Finding her room was no easy task. With dodging trumpets, balls, and strange glances, she barely had enough energy left in her. Coming to the hallway then lead to her room she gave herself a pep talk, "I can do this, I am a dude, I'm a hunky dude, I'm a bad ass hunky dude," Smiling quickly then continuing her smile faded quickly when a ball was thrown almost directly at her face. Rushing to get to her room, she fumbled with the keys then slammed the door shut behind her only to be greeted by three toms.

"Hey," she said girly, "hey what up?" she deepened her voice. She looked at her keys then dropped them, "You must be my roommates," She said.

The tom that didn't have his shirt on laughed, "Wh-what's your name?"

"Mungojerrie,"

"Alonzo," They shook hands then Rumpleteazer pulled him in and hugged him. Alonzo tried to pull away before the other two toms in the room noticed but they did.

"Okay okay okay," Alonzo finally pulled away, he pointed at the two toms, "This is Pouncival and Plato, they live next door."

"Yeah, freshmen's dorms are that away, twiglet," Plato said.

"Seriously, how old are you?" Pouncival asked.

"I skipped a couple grades. I'm brilliant, shhh," Rumpleteazer said. She went to sit on the bed, but missed a little. Getting on the bed quickly, she noticed Alonzo never took his eyes out her as she was stumbling.

"Anyway, do you know when soccer tryouts start?"

"Noon, you play?" Alonzo said.

"Absolutely, center forward, you know bra," She turned around and started unpacking her stuff, "So a do you play the beautiful game? Bro? Brothers? Brethren?"

Alonzo sighed and laughed at the same time, "Yeah, I'm a striker, Plato and Pouncival are halfbacks."

"Sweet."

While she was unpacking her boot with the tampons she put in feel out.

"Why do you have tampons in your boot?" Alonzo asked.

Plato turned around and stood up next to Alonzo. Pouncival stood on the other side of him. Rumpleteazer was at a loss for words. Thinking of something to say, "I get really bad nose bleeds,"

"So you stick them up your nose?" Plato questioned.

"Yeah," she turned around with one in her hand, "what? You you've never done that?"

The toms shook their heads.

"Oh my, Beckham does it all the time,"

"Serious?" Alonzo asked.

"Yes," Rumpleteazer said, "Look, let me show you how to do it. You take that off," she threw something to the ground, "and whatever that is," she threw another part of it to the ground, "and you stick right in, it absorbs right up." She said as she stuck it in her nose.

The toms laughed at her and Alonzo said, "That's disgusting."

Plato slapped Alonzo's arm, "Dude your roommate's a freak." And continued laughing.