January 24, 2011
Okay! So I actually found something healthy I actually like! Apples! I forgot about them for awhile, but they taste just as good fresh as they do in a pie. I think I'll just have some apples and water to eat. I mean, I pretty much just have to eat less and exercise more. I mean, I do exercise, but since my economy's in the crapper right now, I haven't really had time to do so. I wonder how Obama does it...he's always doing stuff but he has a six pack. A MOTHER FREAKIN' SIX PACK! He eats burgers too...
I was also thinking of trying a salad. Iggy's tried to make me try them, but if it was edible and came from him, it was deadly, so no. I guess I'll give it a try, I can't just eat apples all day, I've already ate 3 and it's not even noon! OH! I know! I'll get some gum from the vending machine! That'll cure my hunger!
Okay, that didn't really work out...I went through half the pack in a couple hours. At least I can go home soon. Wait, I'm going to have to drive by all those food places. KFC, Wendy's, McDon- woah, I'm drooling on the page! I have a serious problem. But damn, I'm hungry.
January 25, 2011
I've realized I have a serious problem. (For once) England was right. I am...ugh, I can't believe I'm saying this...
Fat.
But I can fix it! I can become my skinny awesome self again! Because of that last incident with the whole drooling on my journal page, I've had to come up with some drastic measures took keep me on track.
I re-routed my way to and from work where I don't run into any fast food restaurants. That was actually pretty hard and now it takes me 10 extra minutes to get here, but it'll be worth it!
I can and ONLY will eat 3 SMALL meals a day! For breakfast I will have a small bag of Honey Nut Cheerios. Lunch will be a salad, an apple, and 2% milk. For dinner you'll have a sandwich with some juice. If you absolutely need too much on something, have a piece of gum or a couple crackers.
Exercise for at least an hour
Resist as much as you can when you stomach starts to rumble and you either just ate or just had your 'snack'. Apparently a lot of dieting is mental.
Drink a lot of water!
I think that's a pretty awesome plan. I'll call it, "The Hero Diet!"
January 26, 2011
This first day was horrible! My stomach has been growling all day from not eating as much as I used to, and I almost passed out during my work out! I really am out of shape. Just looking at my stomach in the mirror this morning made me feel so gross. Look at all that! How did I not notice this happening to me? All the other countries are so fit and skinny, and then there's me. Hell the Italian brothers eat carbs all the freaking time and they're still skinnier than me!
You know, I was thinking of just losing the 25 pounds that I was overweight on, but maybe I should change that to 30. Maybe 40. I'll think about it. Hmm, you know Iggy has been calling me fat for awhile. So has Francis, Yao, Kiku, heck, even my own brother...crap! What's his name again! ...well, even my own brother _ has called me fat! How have I not listened to them this whole time? I've been in my own world for so long just eating and eating and gorging...I'm disgusted with myself now.
I'm definitely changing it to 40 pounds.
January 27, 2011
I called Iggy today and told him I started going on a diet. For a moment he was silent and then he started laughing! LAUGHING! I told him I was serious and he was still laughing at me. He said he thought he'd never see the day I realize what I big tub of lard I was and start doing something about it. Ouch. I never thought of myself as a tub of lard. Later today I looked at myself in the mirror again. I looked even bigger than last time. This is scary. It's been a week and it looks like I've already gained some weight! Was I sleepwalking to McDonalds and getting a Big Mac or something? I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS! That's it, I'm changing to *shudder* slim milk instead of 2%. I should start lifting some weights too.