Piper Chapman: Just had an AMAZING date! Feeling: Loved

Alex Vause: All we did was go to the movies…?

Piper Chapman: Yeah well I had a great time and I thought you did too but I guess not!

Nicky Nichols: Haha someone's in trouble looks like you won't be getting any in a while Vause

Alex Vause: Nicky shut the fuck up! Like you're getting any from Lorna

Lorna Morrelo: Uhh..?

Nicky Nichols: Fucking hell Vause!

Alex Vause: That's what you get! Now get the fuck off my girlfriend's status!

Nicky Nichols: Fine!

Piper Chapman: OMG what just happened?!

Alex Vause: Sorry babe :(

Alex Vause: I had a great time tonight btw :)

Piper Chapman: Mhmm yeah. You're still in trouble

Alex Vause: Damn it. We can still fuck though right?

Piper Chapman: Alex! My parents can see this!

Alex Vause: They know we have sex what's the big deal?

Piper Chapman: No they don't know!

Alex Vause: Pipes are you being serious right now?

Piper Chapman: Yes…

Alex Vause: Aww it's so cute that you don't know

Piper Chapman: Don't know what?

Alex Vause: Remember last week when we got carried away and broke your bed?

Piper Chapman: Yes….

Alex Vause: Well I had a chat with your dad and he said we should go about our activities elsewhere or else I have to pay for your bed the next time

Piper Chapman: WHAT?! How does he know what we were doing?! And how did I not know about this chat?!

Alex Vause: Pipes…you're not exactly quiet….

Piper Chapman: Oh God….

Alex Vause: Yeah they probably heard plenty of those! Haha

Piper Chapman: Alex! It's not funny!

Alex Vause: Haha it kind of is but next time we'll just make sure to fuck somewhere else

Piper Chapman: You still haven't told me why I didn't know about all this

Alex Vause: Well I didn't want you to freak out

Alex Vause: Plus I kinda forgot about it

Piper Chapman: How could you forget about something like this?!

Alex Vause: It's kind of your fault

Piper Chapman: How is it my fault?!

Alex Vause: I was going to tell you but then I saw that you were wearing that short pink skirt and well…you know what happened after that

Piper Chapman: So it's my fault you can't control your sexual urges?

Alex Vause: It's your fault for wearing that skirt! You know what it does to me!

Piper Chapman: Ugh whatever. I'm going to sleep and I'm deleting this status. Goodnight Alex

Alex Vause: Night babe

A/N: Thanks for reading and I hope y'all are enjoying reading this, because I am definitely enjoying writing it! Okay byyeeee