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The sneddians decieptet to rexcue meg from her kidnappesters and sawa looooong line of gingerbeard crumps learing off into the distance.
They walked fro ages and out of the fungeon and thru fields and mountains and lakes untiz they saw a big cave and the trail went into 4. This was luck and also well pannier as there was 4 of the snedz presert. Uncorpulently they didn't not even once ever noticd the big sighen saying "Cave of massive scary" and blumbledinto it without an crare into the world.
First tunnelhole was explorated by the Omily. Suddenly ghosty noises beagn to happen "oo000oooo0ooo0o0000ooo0ooo" they said and she bagan to cry and yell and scream from the massive fear. As she were into dangar her pubmonsters ran to halp but were ghosted away by the gjsosts. There werp 1 bleft and omily tried to take off its ghost face. Undernear it was Groeg BUT nopt even normal groeg. It was RATINGS GROEG! And he said 2/10, wool not bung and omily ewas defeated by scary.
Menwher in the 2st tunnelhole was a Dorsploring. He didhavenot seen the tripping whire that was acros the floor as it was small, hard to see, dark and invinsicle. He fell onto a slide and sliding down he was like in a machine that dressed him in new clothes and a box was stapled into has hands and a thingy wus presed into his mouf. He arrived into a bif hall where light was again. He was nert to an unconscious omily. Biginge him was a noisus and alexiz stopped out. She was angry and had her stroggest tazer. "WTF DOR U MOSTET" shr rieged at him. Dor then used his brain to work out the scenenearioa. The mashine had drested him in a shirty that sed "#1 RAPIST" on it. The box was a dulxexexe box of 12000 condops and the face machine was moving his mout to sey "I was lots of rapesex with an Omily" every 2 secons. Realising his prrerdickament he fainted.
Laterl;y into the 3st tunelk was an Sam. Superquicy he was an big white room where nothing was expect a box. He cartwheedlded up to and found I was fulkl o gaems. Ther was Hlaf lyfe 3 and right4derp 3 and even tearm 4trezz3 and it made sma jazzhimselkf even harpded than big rowboats. Then he hearc the door slam be hinged him. "rthat was a trap yung sma, now you are MINE!" Sam spun a 3600 degres turn and faced his atacker. It was a Naked Gaben. He started dancing towarp sam and jiggles as he danece. "the number 3 has summon me, did you not see this was the 3ST TUNNEL!" ans sam cursed his not thinking harf enough. Gaben was absropting the power of "3" by making even mor steam sales and gaining £money. (this is becuz 3 of keyboro is like money when shitred) and gaben was filling the room and expaping. Sam was crushed and this was him defetapted.
Pow went down his tunnel and nothing hap for ageans. Then the was a big cage with his friends in. "wtf negurs" he spoke "all you ahd to du was fallow the caves" . "ahahahahahahahahaha" said an voices. It was a man so gigger that the groun he walked over turned to gingerbread. "I have lurred you here, my masrtet wioll be pleasedhappy and I can into reward" and he point at megeg who was tried down to the florr. Pow was goin to atack but ginggerman had dormilysam hostarged. "U can them back but only if you step to into thiz macheenb" pow got into a big bath and felt jellyweird. "my master has drained all you're Gay Fag power now I will teleprot away" and neither he nord mge was seen ever agape.
Meanwhre pow was sad becar all he was now was "nigger" and all his friends were curioscity about who needed the Gay Fag powers…
To bean Continuated.