Chapter 2

*Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh! 5Ds in any way. All stuff owned is property of their rightful owners. Also, who would brag about owning anything about 5Ds these days? -Shakes head in disappointment-

The battle for Aki begins! Yusei and Divine have started a duel where the winner will get to have Aki, the woman they both are desperately in love with. However, we've only seen one of these two challengers show any real emotion for her. Is Divine serious or is he playing us all...

Yusei "Divine, before we start this duel I have to ask...do you seriously love Aki?"

Divine "...not this again. Are you fucking stupid? Of course I do..."

Yusei "I ask because it doesn't seem like you do. What devious plan are you conceiving!?

Divine "No, it is true I love Aki. You see when I defeat you, I'm going to take her back to the rebuilt Arcadia Movement building. Then while we're there, I'm going to tie her up and duck tape her mouth before throwing her onto my desk. From there I will proceed to rip her clothes off and-"

Yusei "WHOA! Toooooooooo much info. I did not need to know that..."

Divine "Just grow a set already, you fag. Anyways, after I've got her completely naked, I'll rub some whipped cream all over her body and li-"

Yusei covers his virgin ears.

Yusei "LALALALALALA! CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

Aki is just standing there to the side, turning red after each comment Divine makes.

Divine "And then after that I'll bend her over and-"

Yusei "CAN'T TAKE NO MORE! YUSEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII PUNCHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Yusei rushes forward and attempts to punch Divine but Divine sticks his foot out, causing Yusei to trip over it and faceplant onto the ground. Divine then kicks him in the side for no particular reason except for his own amusement.

Yusei "Ow...pain...ow...;-;"

Divine "Wow, that was really sad you know. Now get up and go back to your position so we can start this duel."

Yusei gets on all fours, clutching his gut, slowly crawling his way back into position.

Yusei "Alright who goes first?"

Divine "Ladies first, of course. So go ahead and take first...bitch."

Yusei "Fine by me! I'll go fi-HEY! I'M NOT A LADY!"

Divine "Kind of slow there eh? I don't get how someone like you could build a D-Wheel."

Yusei "The truth is I can't. I just pretend to be working on it and then when no one is looking I get a professional to work on it. ER, I MEAN! I'M JUST A GENIUS WHEN IT COMES TO THE ART OF BUILDING A D-WHEEL. IT IS IN MY GENES! Hahahahaha..."

Divine simply stares at Yusei. Aki does the same.

Yusei "...my move! DRAW!"

Meanwhile, somewhere else in Neo Domino City...

Crow "LOOK AT HOW AWESOME I AM. LOOK AT THESE TWELVE INCH PYTHONS! GRAWRRR!

Crow, having already ripped his shirt, decides to flex and pose in the middle of a crowd. Suddenly he reaches down and rips off his pants too!

Crow "WATCHU GONNA DO BROTHER, WHEN LITTLE CROW HERE RUNS WILD ON YOU?!?!?!?"

Everyone looks down and stares at Crow's...very little indeed crow.

Random Black Guy "DAMN, DAT SHIT SMALL."

Crow "....HOGAN SMASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Crow proceeds to beat the living hell out of that black man, as well as everyone else who made fun of his little crow. Randomly driving by this scene is everyone's favorite Security guy...Ushio! He stops his D-Wheel and glances over at the naked Crow.

Ushio "Hm, he should really consider using male growth enhancement. Yusei tells me it really works..."

Back to the duel!

Yusei "What the hell Ushio!? That was between me and you man..."

Divine "What the hell are you talking about? You aren't suppose to know what happens in other scenes besides the one you're in..."

Yusei "Oh, right. Sorry, I am the hax Main Character, I just randomly know these things."

Divine "..can you just please continue with your turn?"

Yusei "Fine. First I'll start by su-"

But before we witness what Yusei was about to do, let us take this chance to see what Aki is thinking while preparing to watch this duel. Now we all know by now that the 5Ds writers have downgraded Aki into a cheerleader, like most females in the Yu-gi-oh! world. Also her screentime has been taken away by Crow...but I as the writer will not deny you at least one Aki moment in each of the chapters! So let us travel into Aki's thoughts!

This is where we flashback to when our little Aki was a child.

Aki "Uguu...am I cute?"

...welp, that is all the time we have for that. Back to the duel!

Yusei is seen glancing at his cards, picking his nose while Divine is sipping a cup of tea. Yusei suddenly looks up.

Yusei "Oh shit, we've returned from flashbacks!"

Divine "About fucking time, what the hell is up with this shit?"

Yusei "It wouldn't be Yu-gi-oh! without flashbacks during a duel!"

Divine -sighs- "Well, for goodness sakes, can you FINALLY begin your turn?"

Yusei "DAMN RIGHT I WILL. DIVINE, IT IS TIME TO START OUR WAR!"

Divine "I AGR-"

What is this? OH NO, the dreaded 4Kids has edited out Divine! Dear God, what the hell is going to happen next!?

Yusei "...wha...what just happened?"

Suddenly a new face appears!

Misty "AKI IZAYOI! I HATE YOU!" -Mean stare! O.O-

Aki "...why!?"

Misty "....I REALLY DON'T KNOW!"

Aki "...."

Yusei "...."

Misty "...."

To be continued...(if 4Kids doesn't edit me out that is.)