Konoha Host Club

Summary:
The schools most Hottest guys Joined or are all Forced to start a Host Club. The Guys will give them (girls/boy) their Heart`s desire in return for Money :D How embarrassing due to the fact that they are/most of them are Anti-social. And Because the girls and the School`s newspaper are all unto them.

IMPORTANT MESSAGE!!!

Kaname Kuran is no longer a Senior,.. Momo doesn`t want to edit it anymore, so momo will just say it here. Kaname is now The Boys' Classmate,.. It`ll be better that way.

Sorry about that

GRAND OPENING

"I t-t-th-i-ink w-we n-ee-ed t-to op-pen e-ear-ly"Jiraiya said trying to block the door full of fangirls

"Sasuke-kun"

"Neji-kun"

"Shika-kun"

"I-i th-hi-ink s-so t-too" Kiba said as he keeps on pushing the door

"ALRIGHT ALRIGHT STAY CLAM AND WE`LL OPEN UP!" Naruto shouted

Suddenly, all the Girls shut up then naruto peeked outside.. Alright, it`s time

Naruto and Kiba opened the door slowly then... BOOM. Every Girls rushed in including Ino, Sakura, Hinata && Tenten

"Move it! Make way, School`s newspaper coming through!" Tenten said while holding her camera

'Why did She bring that stupid Camera' Neji thought as He press his palm on his Forehead

"Smile!" Tenten said as She takes picture of everyone.

"Cut that out!" Sasuke said "Anyways.. Are you gonna order anyone?" 'Please me! Please me! please me!'

'Please me! please me! please me!' This time it`s Neji :D

"None, I have a Job!" She answered

"Yes She have! Now move!" Ino said

"Hey! I was here first!" Sakura claimed

"Anouu.. we went here all in the same time" Hinata said

"FORHEAD"

"PIG"

and again and again and again and again

Suddenly, tenten squeaked making the boys, and Ino, Sakura & Hinata look at her

"What`s with that?" Ino asked then Tenten pulled Ino, Sakura plus hinata.

"Kaname-senpai is here!" Tenten whispered

"Then why don`t you order him"

---FANGIRLS SIDE

"Give me 200 and I`ll give you you 5 minutes" said fangirl#1

"6..." said the other fangirl

"No! that`s too much"

"Nu-uh.. 200 is too much!"

They are all trying hard to make money!... all the Hot Guys are waaayyyyy to Expensive :P

---BACK TO THE GIRLS

"I cant`t!"

"Why? I`m pretty sure you have the Money"

"it`s not that! .. I don`t have any guts!"

"Want do you want me to do? Give you some?" Ino teased

"Oh No! he`s being ordered!" Yes, a Rich girl oredered him..

"Then... go with someone else, Make him jealous"

"What!? are you crazy! he doesn`t even like me!"

"He found your annoying laugh amusing" Sakura said

"SO?"

"Go with lee!" Ino said

"Not after what you said!" Tenten said

"E-hem!" Jiraiya cleared His troat

"Oh! Hi" Tenten said "Hinata! I`ll treat you! ....NARUTO!!!"

"Yes?"

"Here! all yours!" tenten said as She pushed Hinata to naruto making Hinata turn tomato red "See... we`re customers" Tenten said "And i`m on the School`s newspaper"

"Whatever brat" Jiraiya said and walked away

"Now! what to do?" Tenten asked but Sakura and Ino are no where to be found. "???"

"HEY! me first!"

"No ME!"

"Wow! real friends!" tenten said

"HAHA!" Sakura won I guess

"What do you want me to do now?"

"Order someone else!" Sakura shouted

"Hey Shika! you free?" 'I finally have an Excuse! YEAH!'

"No!" answered a girl with four pigtails on her hair

"Oh Sorry, but was I talking to you?"

"No, But it seemed as if you needed an answer" Temari answered back

"I do, but not from you!"

"Really? because you looked totally lost" She teased

Tenten tooked her eyes off of them and looked for Kaname, and THAT FREAKY GIRL IS HUGGING HIM! Tenten`s eyes are now on flame and Her fist is on Fire too.

"That FREAK!" Tenten bursted out. She turned around and came face to face with neji who is currently in-chrge of the Counter

"Is Lee here?"

"WHAT!?"

"I need an Ear?" She replied

"Why Him?" Neji asked

"He`s a good listener"

"You wait there." Neji went inside wherein lee is sitting there fising his Shoes, "Uhh.. lee?"

"YOSH!? is there a youthful flower seeking for my youth?" He asked

"Uuhhh 'Why him?' None" neji said as he Picked the Duct tape on the table

"Uhh, My Rival, What are you planning to do with the youtful duct tape?"

OUTSIDE

"Sorry if it took so Long, but... They said that Gai-sensei is training Lee today so He didn`t make it

"Souka.." Tenten looked at where the freak is and now She is being fed by Kaname! "Oh my Kami! Neji I need you!"

Neji is now in a dazed 'I need you, This is the Best day ever' Tenten pulled Neji and sat down somewhere near kaname.

(You are only allowed in the counter area and can`t go any further unless you order someone, so tenten really needs to order someone just so She can hear what ever the girl is saying :P)

"What are you doing?" Neji asked

"I`m doing my job!" tenten answered

"Which is?"

"Snooping" that`s one way to put it

"He`s looking this way, laugh!"

"What?" neji asked

"LAUGH you egghead, LAUGH!"

"Hahahaha" Kinda,.. obvious that he`s faking it.. Kaname then passed them, it seems like he`s going to get something.

Tenten followed him with her eyes. No, Not just her eyes, She climbed on the couch and then she followed him with her eyes. She is now kneeling on the couch. Neji was gonna faced her... but it`s not her face. it`s her legs.. He is now facing her legs... How Tempting :3

(if you don`t get it, neji and tenten are aboth sitting on the floor, so when Tenten climbed at the couch and kneeled there, Neji`s eyes are now on the same level as her legs... Momo is making no sense.. visit → HazelnutsChocolate in Deviantart, momo drew it in paint,.. the title is freaking out)

Tenten sat back down and sighed in defeat

"Why do I have to fall for someone so Impossible!"

"Trust me. People always fall for the impossible"

"You? You fell for the Impossible?"

"Surprisingly Yes"

"That`s Impossible"

"Huh?"

"You! Mr. Hyuga known for having a Hundred Thousand Million Billion Trillion Quadrillion fangirls likes someone who doesn`t like him?"

'This will be awesome for Tomorrows School Paper!'

"Well... Yeah, She likes someone else"

"That`s so sad. Who`s the luck girl?"

"that`s for me to know, and for you to find out"

"Okay then, I will!"

"Good luck with that"

"Don`t need it" Tenten said "Anywayss.." She started "What is she like?"

"She`s Amusing! and really Weird"

"Hey... we can be close Friends! I love random weird stuff"

Neji just smireked then stood up

"Times up" He said

"Whatever! I have an Article to pass. Smile!" Tenten said then took a picture of Neji then ran ran ran

"What was that for?" Neji said to his self "Oh my god!" and with the sudden realization. Neji ran

"Hey! where are you going?" Jiraiya asked

"I`m gonna chase a mouse" He answered " Minnie mouse to be exact"

- - - - -

HALLWAY

"Excuse me, move move move!" Tenten said as She ran trough the crowd

"Come back here!" Neji shouted also running through the crowd

"No way! This will give me my Big Break" Tenten replied. Tenten jumped in the Mezzanine then through the Garden. But Neji is still following her.

Oopsies. Dead end

"I'm not gonna give it you know,... it was just a joke" tenten said as Neji come closer "Really! it is"

"Really?" Neji asked

"Totally!" 'Oh my Kami! He`s coming closer!' "Okay fine! if you wish to punch me... Go ahead! I`m ready!" Tenten closed her eyes and prepared for what was coming her way. But She was surely not prepared when a really soft and yummy lips met hers. Her eyes popped opened then suddenly Neji whispered something.

"Let me see you write an article about that" Then he suddenly walked off and disappeared.

Tenten`s fell backward and started to feel a little dizzy.

"I never wanted any drama. Falling for kaname-senpai is too much! Now this!... kami~sama... I thought you love me"

This is it for now... hope you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing it :P
After more-or-less 5 chapters.. this story will be Konoha High`s Auction...
It`s the girls turn :D

so please wait

R&R minna-san