Crackerella prolouge

There once lived a family of two, Hinata Hyuuga, and her father Hiashi. They were happy by themselves, but Hinata always wanted a mother to talk about girl stuff, It didnt help when Hiashi attempted to show Hinata the whole woman thing, yes the poor Hyuuga was scared for life.

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"okay so you see Hinata, when an egg leaves the sac it makes it journey to"

To say young Hinata was schocked would be an understatment. Poor poor Hinata.

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So to make a young Hinata happy (and himself) Hiashi (a baker?) Made an eHarmony profile, with all His information. His age, hobbies (he has hobbies?!) his house, family, etc.

2 months later A lady by the name of Tsnuade(tell me if i got that right) Was browsing through eHarmony, looking for the perfect soul mate...yeah. You see Tsnuade was a gold digger, with 3 daughters (Shizunes in college) And a sucky job. He idoitic daughter were well, very dim-sided! They used to have a pig but he got away when Sakura forgot to close the dor...again. Anyway back to the story

"hmmm, Hiashi is it? Seems pretty dul- OH look at that! Hes got a nice house!(uhhhh bakers are very succeful"
"MA! PIG'S USING UP ALL THE HOT WATER"
"SHUT UP YOUR BRAINLESS BITCHES!!"(ooooooohh DISS)

3 months later

Once the family moved in, and were completly settled, and by settled i mean Sakura took Hinata's room, and Ino took the room next door, forcing poor Hinata into the attic, which was accualy nicer than the room she used to stay in...Also at the time, Hiashi was suffering from ther rare but deadly cronic left pinkie toe cancer!
(le gaspereth the HORROR!!) And had 4 days to live

Minutes before Hiashi's death

Hinata sat weeping over her dying father's body, Why do the good die so young, well Hiashi was what? Like 38?
"Hinata"
"Yes father"
"You knwo im dying right"
"Yeah i think we established that"
"Well i just wanted to let you know, the car, the house, the bakery, and the money is all yo"
And with that, Hiashi gave a sharp gasp and passed away "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"SHUT UP"
"So-rr-r-y!"

:..Hiashi's funeral..:

All were sad, save for 3, Sakura, and Ino were flirting with poor Neji (RUN MAN RUN!!) While Tsnuade was still thinking of all the nice things she could buy with the money. Hinata, gripping an old photo of her dad and herself, was weeping mournfully...thinking of the last words escaping Hiashi's mouth ...the house, the bakery, the car, ts all Yo-
what did he mean? Yolanda's? Yoko's?...Oh well, she knew she had a misserable day ahead of herself

Soooooooooooooo whatcha think?! Please review, and i'll give you guys cookies, Oh and dont forget to vote!

Keeping it real since tuesday Livey!

OH YEAH and by the way elina GO FUCK YOURSELF!!