I walked outside with the girls, and we all climbed into a car that I instantly recognised as Kyle's dad's car.
Kylie took her seat behind the wheel of the car, and Erica and Kendra went to the back seat, leaving the passenger side open for me. I let out a small sigh and sat down.
"So Kristan, why were you acting so weird this morning?" Kylie asked. I pondered on what to say, luckily, I was interrupted by Erica who loudly exclaimed,
"La belle et la bête, what the fuck is this you butt fuckin Jew? Why'd you not get the English version of The Beauty and the Beast?" She was holding a DVD case in her pudgy hands, and she had a look of pure anger on her now reddened face.
"Because, the only English version I know of is the cartoon, and you said you wanted to watch a live action version because cartoons are for babies. Besides, it makes sense that the movie is in French seeing as how the story takes place in France!" Kylie retorts without taking her eyes off the road.
"Oh, like I really want to spend two hours watching a movie where people speak a language that sounds like they're trying to hock a loogie." Erica huffed.
"Well, you don't have to come Fat Ass." Kylie said.
"Um, are you forgetting that it's at my house? My meem is going to be out all night, so we decided to watch the movie at my house so we can invite boys over and stuff." Erica said.
"Aren't you dating Clyde?" I asked her with confusion, remembering what she had said back in the house.
"Yes, this isn't for me, it's for Kendra and so the dumb Jew can lose her virginity." Erica said.
"I-I'm not a virgin." Kylie said softly.
"What?!" All three of us exclaimed, even I was shocked, if this was Kyle, as a girl, then I never would have imagined that he would have sex, especially not with his mother constantly watching his every move.
"Who was it? Give me the deets." Kendra said with excitement.
"It doesn't matter, it was just a one time thing." Kylie said.
Erica let out a snort,
"She's totally lying you guys, she didn't have sex." She said.
"Yes I did!" Kylie snapped.
"Prove it." Erica said, crossing her arms over her chest.
"I would, but we're at school." Kylie said as she pulled the car into the parking lot.
I didn't know what to think, the super best friend that I knew, would never back down from a challenge, he would do everything in his power to prove Cartman wrong, while this one was just backing down? Maybe these girls weren't really my friends. However, that thought disappeared when a tree fell over and landed on Kendra, squishing her like a bug.
"Omg they killed Kenny!" I yelled by instinct.
"You bastards!" Kylie echoed me. I looked over at her with a smile, I was glad that my super best friend was still in there under all that girly stuff. My smile grew wider when I saw Wendy making her way over to me.
"Hey Kristan." She greeted me with a smile before pressing her lips against mine in a slow, sweet kiss. This surprised me, Wendy never kissed me in public when I was a boy.
"Wow." I said, slightly out of breath, when our kiss ended a few minutes later.
"Come on, we better go to class, we need to make all As and Bs if we want to go on the senior trip." Wendy said. The senior class was planning on going to Ireland for the end of the year trip, however, only students with As and Bs at the end of the year were allowed to go.
"Like you have to worry about making below an A." I said with a small laugh, her and Kyle, I mean, Kylie, would be shoe ins for sure.
"Well, you DO though, you have a D in History Kristan, a D! I'm not going on this trip without you." Wendy said
I let out a sigh, I knew that it had been Wendy's dream to travel and give speeches about Breast Cancer Awareness all over the world, I didn't want to be the one to keep her from going to Ireland.
"Well, maybe you could tutor me." I said. She rolled her eyes,
"Like we'd get any real studying done, no, I think you should get Clyde to tutor you, he has the second highest average in the class." She said.
I thought about it, Clyde wasn't a bad guy, and I needed to bring my grade up, however, there was that thing about him dating Erica.
"Well?" Wendy asked with slight impatience in her voice.
"Fine, I'll agree to have him tutor me as long as he doesn't bring Erica along." I said.
"I still can't believe they're dating, I have no idea what he sees in her." She muttered. It might have been my imagination, but I could have sworn she sounded a little jealous.
I hoped that wasn't the case, I didn't want to lose Wendy, she was the only thing that hadn't changed from my previous life, if you don't count her willingness to kiss me in public.
The rest of the day passed in a blur, no one seemed to remember Stan, Kyle, Cartman, or Kenny, all they seemed to know were Kristan, Kylie, Erica, and Kendra.
It was like we never even existed.