Kimi: HEY EVERYONE!!!!!!!......

Itachi:….hey…..(sighs) Where have u been all this time?

Kimi:…..um….places?

Tobi: (walks in) (sees Kimi) KIMI!!!!!

Kimi: huh? TOBI!!!!!

(Both running through a field of flowers and embrace with tears running down their eyes)

Itachi:….oi….(sighs)…Kimi does not own Naruto or us….and thank God for that…

Hidan: (pops up randomly) JASHIN!!!!!

Kimi and Tobi: (still embracing and crying)

"HAWAII, HAWAII, HAWAII HERE WE COME!!!!! LA LA LA!!!!!"

"TOBI SHUT THE FUCK UP UN!!!!!!!" Deidara yelled at Tobi and hit him on the head. He was not in a good mood. 1. Because it was a Monday morning 2. Tobi was an idiot and 3. Adam Lambert didn't win on American idol. He was so pissed when Kris won and everyone made sure to keep way from Deidara's sour mood. Well…..except Hidan.

"Lord Jashin Deidara….calm down sour puss!" Hidan slapped Deidara on the back and laughed. "Today we are going to HAWAII!!!!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!! LORD JASHIN, YOU HAVE ANSWERED MY PRAYER!!!!!!"

Deidara's vein popped. "GOD DAMNIT HIDAN!!!!!!!!" he screamed at the albino who was grinning.

"Hidan, Deidara is just mad because Adam didn't win," Kisame explained to Hidan walking in the living room holding 8 luggage bags.

"Geez Kisame…..we are only going on a 2 week vacation, not 2 months," Sasori said rolling his eyes looking at Kisame's bags.

"You can never be too sure." Kisame once again explained.

"Owie…….that hurt Deidara-senpai……" a voice below them mumbled loudly.

"um…Tobi? What are you doing down there?" Kisame asked the pumpkin masked boy helping him up.

"Deidara-senpai's blind rage got the better of Tobi…" Tobi responded dusting off his cloak.

"Ah….speaking of blind…..Where is Itachi?" Hidan asked looking around for the semi blind weasel. He heard Kisame sigh.

"Um….like Deidara…he's bummed about Adam not winning…"

"……..wow……."

"Hey what is everyone doing here? Yeah. Everyone better be flipping ready. Bunch of retards" Zetsu said coming through the floor.

Suddenly they heard the loud speaker calling them to come to Pein's office. "Everyone, please meet me at my office as I explain the rules and give you information to head on to our vacation…..which I really need…. Thank you," Pein said. "Aw Konan…but I really wanted to bring my Beanie Babies collection," he slipped out without turning off the loud speaker."And I really wanted to bring my Care bear videos…."

Everyone stood still with confused looks on their faces. (A/N: NOT HARD TO IMAGINE THAT!!! XD) Finally it turned off and everyone's confused faces were cracking up.

"I-I-I'm n-n-not g-go-onna ask un!!"

"L-l-eader-sama l-l-ikes BEANIE BABIES!!!!! OH JASHIN!!!! That is good black mail!!!!"

"I-I n-n-ever expected that!!!" Kisame laughed out.

Zetsu and Tobi nodded as they were also laughing. They all walked towards Pein's office laughing as Hidan opened the office door. They all walked in with laughter still in full effect.

Pein's lost his patience from watching his henchmen laugh at what he thought nothing. "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS LAUGHING AT!!!!!"

They stopped laughing for a moment but as soon as they saw Pein they remembered of the incident earlier and started laughing harder.

"WHAT!!!!!????" Pein screamed impatiently.

They calmed down and took deep breaths. "Sorry Leader-sama…..um….Deidara told us um…." Sasori turned to the others for help.

He told us a joke Leader-sama," Hidan explained.

Pein raised an eyebrow but smiled."Really? Oh! Can I hear it?"he asked eagerly.

"Um….."Hidan said. "Yeah Deidara….tell us the joke again…."

Deidara's face paled."Well um…..it wasn't that funny….un…"

"Are you sure about that? All six of you thought it was pretty funny." Pein answered folding his arms.

"Um…well ok….um….What did the dinosaur say to the dog?"Deidara asked with the same pale look on his face.

"What did he say?! What did he say!?" Pein asked with an excited look.

"He….um…" Deidara started but paused to think of something, "Um….he didn't because he's um dead!"

Pein stared at him while the others smacked their foreheads but jumped when they heard Pein laughing loudly. "Oh MY GOD!!! I GET IT!!!! The dino is dead so he can't talk!!!! THAT"S GENIUS DEIDARA!!!!!"

The others laughed nervously. "Um…yeah….that was hilarious….." Hidan said.

"Yeah….hilarious…." Kisame said staring at his leader that was still laughing.

But Pein quickly regained his composure and took a deep breath. "Alright you bunch of monkeys Kakuzu should be getting back anytime now with the tickets. And so-Hey where is Itachi?"

"…..Here……."

"WOAH!!!!!!!! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM UN!!!!????" Deidara screamed jumping in Sasori's arms.

Itachi, who was standing behind Kisame, glared at Deidara but quickly informed Pein that he was present. "What did I miss?"

" A lot."Zetsu informed Itachi.

"Ah… I see…."

"Anyways where was I? Ah yes. Like I said yesterday, we are going to Hawaii and will be leaving just as soon as Kakuzu gets here with our tickets, Konan is right now reserving us our rooms in our hotel. Now I must lay out a few rules. 1. We are really hiding, but just in a relaxing way so we must look and act as normal as possible, 2. No hurting or killing normal people, 3. No running off, 4. DO NOT GET CAUGHT!, and 5. HAVE FUN!!!!!"

"ALRIGHT(UN)!!!!!" They all yelled out. They could not wait until Kakuzu came back with their tickets to a glorious paradise.

Kimi: So that's the second chappy!!! Sorry it took forever to update!!! I just ran out of ideas but I am back!! I also have to update my other story!!!! Please forgive my absence!!

Tobi: TOBI FORGIVES YOU!!!!!!!

Kimi: Of course you do. But not everyone forgive everyone! I do not deserve to be forgiven!!!!

But this is the best I can do to win your hearts again!! XD

Please review!!! I would very much appreciate it to give me courage to continue!!!!!