IM Twilight style!

Disclaimer:

I own nothing but the IM names. -Tear!-

Vampires:

DazzlingEdward: Edward

BetOnMe: Alice
DontWorryBeHappy: Jasper

DaringEM: Emmett

AllEyesOnMe: Rosalie
VampDoctor: Carlisle
TheMotherCullen: Esme

Werewolves:
BigBadWolf: Jacob
LittleWolf: Seth
Alpha: Sam

Swans:
ClutsyBells: Bella
PoliceSwan: Charlie

School:
NumberOneStalker: Mike
LoveMeCullen: Jessica
BensGirl: Angela
AngelasBoy: Ben

Chapter two: Say no to green beans!

DaringEM: Hello.

Nobody is online.

DaringEM: ...

Nobody is online.

BetOnMe has just signed on.

DaringEM: Say NO to green beans.

BetOnMe: What? Talking to yourself again Emmett?

DaringEM says: Err. No.

DontWorryBeHappy has just signed on.

DaringEM: Jasperrr!!

DontWorryBeHappy: Emmett!!

DazzlingEdward has just signed on.

DazzlingEdward: Has anybody seen Bella? I need to speak with her about something important.

ClutsyBells has just signed on.

ClutsyBells: Yes Edward, one of my loves?

DazzlingEdward: Privacy please! -Cough, nudge, nudge-

DontWorryBeHappy: Oh, err yeah. Come on, Emmett. We need to go err.. I'm failing English class. My teacher debated with me. She said "Yo" isn't a real word.

DaringEM says: Le gasp!! Are you for realies!?

DontWorryBeHappy: Yeah!

DaringEM: Dude..

DaringEM has just signed off.

DontWorryBeHappy has just signed off.

BetOnMe has just signed off.

ClutsyBells: Okay, what is it Edward?

DazzlingEdward: I have something to tell you.. You may feel betrayed, maybe even hate me..

ClutsyBells: Never!

DazzlingEdward: I don't know.. You could possibly..

ClutsyBells: Just tell me.

DazzlingEdward: My hair is dyed bronze. My natural hair color is blond!

ClutsyBells: What!!

DazzlingEdward: I'm sorry..

ClutsyBells: Lies! All the lies! Next thing you know, you're going to be telling me you're eyes are really contacts, and your Volvo is a rental!

DazzlingEdward: ...Sorry.

ClutsyBells: !!

DazzlingEdward: I love you?

ClutsyBells: I hate you! It's so over!

ClutsyBells has just signed off.

DazzlingEdward: ...

NumberOneStalker has just signed on.

NumberOneStalker: Hey, Cullen. You uh.. Seen Jacob around? -Blushes and giggles-

DazzlingEdward: No. I see nothing. Life has no meaning. The only thing I need in life is my razor, and my out of this world, inhuman speed.

NumberOneStalker: Okay.. What about Bella?

DazzlingEdward: She left me because my hair isn't really bronze. It's dyed.

NumberOneStalker: ...

NumberOneStalker: What?! -Snaps fingers in Z-formation- Oh no! It is sooo over, beyotchhhh!

DazzlingEdward: ...I'm alone in the world.

LoveMeCullen has just signed on.

BigBadWolf has just signed on.

LoveMeCullen: Did I just hear that Edward Cullen is.. SINGLE?

NumberOneStalker: Jacob!! -Faints-

BigBadWolf: Er. Yeah. I just needed to ask Edward for Bella's number.

DazzlingEdward: ;( So alone.

LoveMeCullen: I can.. be there for you. Keep you company. You know.. And when I mean keep you company, I mean totally strip both of us down with my teeth and dance naked to Burning Up, by the Jonas Brothers!

NumberOneStalker: Jacob, please.. I love you! I've always loved you! Jessica was just a.. What do you call it? Cover up! Like the foundation I wear on my face, you are my protector. You make me confident in myself! You're my one and only love.

DaringEM has just signed on.

DaringEM: Big.. Words..

BigBadWolf: ..

BigBadWolf has just signed off.

NumberOneStalker has just signed off to fallow Jacob!

LoveMeCullen: Wazza my homie gangster, Emmett!! Yo yo yo!

DaringEM: Don't be lame, Jessica. The whole gangster thing is like, so over with. Preppy is the new thing. It's like, so totally fetch!

LoveMeCullen: Err. Why were you gangster yesterday then. It made me hot..

DaringEM: I had a sleepover with my best friend Jacob Black, and played truth or dare. Me and Jasper so had to kiss! Hehehehe! And then we were dared to act like gangsters.

LoveMeCullen: You.. kissed Jasper?

DaringEM: Hehehehe!

LoveMeCullen: That's.. So hot..

AllEyesOnMe has just signed on.

AllEyesOnMe: Back off. He's mine.

DazzlingEdward: I hate life. Oooo. I forgot to cut myself this minute. Shoot.

LoveMeCullen: Holy Crow! Can I watch? I can.. Lick it all up for you..

DaringEM: You're a vampire, too?

AllEyesOnMe: Emmett!!

LoveMeCullen: If you're asking if I bite, then yes. I do.

DazzlingEdward: Bella never bit me!! );

LoveMeCullen: No! Forget Bella Swan ever existed! You love me, not her! And if you can't love me, and Emmett can't love me, and Jasper can't love me, and the other blond one can't love me.. I love Jacob Black!

DazzlingEdward: );

Whoaa. So lame I might even like.. Sharpen pencils. If you don't get it, I'm saying it was extremely boring to write! Ugh.

Next chapter:

1.) Jessica and Mike fighting over Jacob.

2.) Bella's new best friend is Jacob's cousin.

3.) Edward and Bella make up.

4.) Break up again..

5.) Charlie finds out Edward and the rest of the Cullen's are vampires.

Oh god..