Theme song: High School Never Ends By: Bowling for soup .com/watch?v=e0NPCmeMAdw
I had spent the last twenty nine years killing hollows saving souls and fighting off Shinigami…
It's been thirty years since I left…it's been one hundred years since they left…it's been too long…
I walked up to the old shop…Urahara Shoten…sighing knowing I'd regret this I walked in and found Jinta and Ururu sweeping and Tessai scolding Jinta…nothings changed…big surprise…
I burst into the shop and yelled, "KISUKE! WAKE UP!" every head turned toward me as two minutes went by and a door slid open revealing a lazy shop owner who had that, 'I just woke up' look about him…
"Kurenai," he stated casually, as he rubbing his eye's.
"Just decided to pay you a late one-hundred and some-on year anniversary visit…" for a second he seemed confused when he waved a lazy hand and grinned stupidly as ever.
"What are you doing here?" he asked as he got up realized… "Oh…that…well! I had a feeling you'd be coming soon!" he said back to his cheesy self he held out a gigai I arched an eyebrow not catching his meaning, "Well! A girl your age has to go to school!" he pointed out as if it were obvious.
"School?" I stated irritated, "THE HELL-!?" And that is how I ended up here… 'here' meaning Karakura high…
"Well this is our new student! Please introduce yourself!" the teacher said…I glared at them lazily, as I said, "You know my name why don't you do it!" I stated pointing dumbly at the teacher…an anime vein popped out of her head as she said through grinded teeth, "Fine! This is-" I interrupted, "Kurenai," the teacher went on, "Urahara…take a seat next to Mr. Kurosaki please…Mr. Kurosaki! Raise your hand please…" she said, Kurosaki?
I knew that name…but I don't have the best memory. As I said, "No need…his orange hair makes him look like an idiot enough! Raising his hand would just make him look like an even bigger idiot if possible…" I pointed out as people laughed, I slumped down in my chair and thought of what a waste of time this was…
Education is a good thing and all but when your, your age it's kind of pointless… Kurai said.
If only my idiot of a brother could realized that…I muttered inside my head.
I think he has more of a purpose sending you here…Awai said.
Well duh! When d'cha figure that out genius! Kurai said sarcastically.
I was simply stating that for Kurenai! Maybe you were just to dumb to figure that out! Awai retorted.
I'M THE DUMB ONE?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO- Kurai began shouting.
I yelled, SHUT UP! They were quiet as I went to sleep.
"Miss Urahara!" an annoying voice of a teacher yelled.
"What?" I moaned I heard Kurai's laughter he said, These humans are so easy to toy with…
Oh! And your not… Awai muttered…
"Sleeping is not tolerated in my class!" she yelled.
"Well if I can't sleep what am I supposed to do?" I retorted sarcastically, more laughs, the teacher began shouting again so…I went back to sleep when I heard some whispering.
Kurenai WAKE UP! I suddenly caught a book right before it hit my head.
"Hey! New girl! It's time for lunch!" I recognized the voice as carrot top…
"Yeah, yeah…" I muttered throwing the book at his head.
"What the-!?" he shouted as it hit his head.
"It's yours isn't it?" I said as he realized it was he glared at me and began muttering to himself…I was sitting alone at lunch eating an apple when an orange haired idiot came and sat next to me, "What are you doing?" I asked him irritated as I glared at him.
"Eating…" he stated as if it were obvious…
Hmm…I think he likes you… Kurai said ignoring him.
"Well duh! But why are you eating here?" I said circling my hand around the table.
Ichigo and Kurenai sitting in a tree K-I-S-I-S-G! Awai began.
PFT! YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL KISSING!
Maybe you should be the one in school…I muttered taking Kurai's side.
"It's not my fault you looked lonely…" Ichigo muttered turning away…
HAHAHAHAHA!
LONELY!?
"Lonely?! I looked lonely so you decided to sit by me?!" I shouted angrily, I hated pity…
Told'cha he liked you!
"Can't you just thank me and deal with it?!" he shouted.
"I'm not gonna thank you because I prefer sitting alone and I'm not lonely!" I shouted back…
I like him! Awai said.
Of course you do!
I agree you two would be lovely together.
SHUT UP!
"Well I like to sit alone too!" he retorted.
"Then WHY are you sitting here?!" I shouted exasperated, we both stormed off to different tables and sat alone…Ichigo Kurosaki…a hot-headed, orange haired, idiot, boy who never smiles…pretty normal angst teenager other then the orange hair…but something was defiantly different about this boy…his spiritual pressure…it's huge… oh well doesn't matter…
The boys a lot like you…Awai said,
So what? He's just a pathetic human! I shouted at them both…guess that did the trick both of them stopped talking about Ichigo…the next month just pissed me off more!
Everything pisses you off! Awai stated sourly, A teacher who kept lecturing me about school and how I shouldn't skip so often.
Well you shouldn't…Kurai scolded, then there was Keigo who was constantly asking me out and trying to get me to remember his name which I would purposely forget.
Okay he's a bit psycho…Awai admitted, Chizuru the lesbian girl who kept trying to seduce me.
I give you full support to beat that one up! Kurai said through grinded teeth. Tatsuki who kept trying to get me to join the karate team, there was Kisuke my damned older brother who was constantly getting me to where the school uniform…
You'd look cute…
Wouldn't you love to know…just shut up…