COSMIC GROIN PULL CHAPTER 2!

TOM: Fuckin' right! We're finally at the convention!

HARRY: Where's the cop?

DANNY: Christ, don't remeind me and don't get Dougie going. I don't need to hear his bullshit right now.

T: Fuckin' a! Here he comes now!

-Danny looks out the window-

Da: FUCK ME!

DOUGIE: Don't yell that. He might want to come up behind you and fuck you.

Da: Oh God!

T: We already know about your anal enjoyments so you don't need to share.

COP: Who's got anal enjoyments? Oh, yeah. I want you guys to meet my son, Denny.

H: Nice to meet you.

Do (in whispers to Danny and Tom): Talk about anal enjoyments.

-All three snicker quietly-

C: Son, meet my sex goddess.

Da: Hi.

T(in whispers to Dougie) He's a good actor.

Denny: DAMN GIRL YOU NEED A MINT! What the fuck were you doing back there some eyes. Where you sucking some dong back there?

Da: Pretty eyes?

Do: Dong?

H: Sucking?

C: Let's go and get some good seats.

De: Uh, dad?

C: What is it son?

De: It's about your sex goddess...

C: I'm so proud!

De: Huh? What are you proud of?

C: You want to fuck her too son!

De: That's not it at all.

C: What is it then?

De: Your sex goddess is a dude.

C: HOLY FUCK! I can't belive it. It's not true!

De: It's true dad.

C: Why didn't you just tell me that you were gay? Why did you have to go and make a big deal out of it? And then you have to go and bring Danielle into it.

Da: Thank you!

De: I'm not gay! You told me her nickname was Danny. Danny is a guys name. And he is a guy!

Cop: Horse Muffins!

T: What the fuck do you think you are doing?!

-Denny swings the door to the Twinkie Mobile-

Do: What the fuck?!

-Denny grabbs at Danny-

Da: RAPE!!

T: I have seen enough homosexuality today. I think that I am set for the rest of my life.

H: Tell me about it.

C: What are you doing, Denny?!

Do: He's molesting Danielle!

C: HOLY FUCK!

-Cop climbs into the Twinkie Mobile-

H: Hey!

C: Shut your hole or your ass is under arrest!

H: Fair enough.

C: Denny! Get off of her!

Da: RAPE! MOLEST! RAPE! HELP!!

H: I wish I had some popcorn.

T: Yeah, well, that cop wants a corn dog.

-Dougie chokes-

Do: That's fucking disgusting!

De: Would a girl have these?!

-Denny rips off Danny's pants-

T: Hey! Those are my boxers!

C: Your boxers? Why is my sex puppet wearing them?!

-Cop tackles Tom-

T: HOLY SWEET JESUS!

VOICE: Freexe you fuckin' perverts!

-Everybody freezes-

GAURD: All of you out of that thing now, hands up!

-All get out of the Twinkie Mobile-

G: Why arn't you wearing pants?

Da: It's a long story. They were ripped off by a little pervert.

G: So, which one of you sick fucks did it?

H: What do you mean?

G: You all look preety small to me.

Do: HEY! HEY! HEY! You can say that about everybody else, but me. I am built like a race horse in that area.

-Dougie drops his pants-

T: I didn't know that you liked to wear man-thongs too!

-Tom pulls his pants down-

H: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!

-Dougie pulls Harry's pants down.-

H: WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!
De: Why are you wearing your girlfriend's panites?

Da: Your girlfriend's panties, man?

C: That's fucked up.

H: I wear her panites to keep her scent in my heart.

Do: You gorss fuck!

De: Speaking of fucked up, you all have some serious issues.

C: Yeah, you all do.

Da: Your fucked up more than the rest of us! You think that I am a girl!

C: You're not a girl?

Da: If I was a girl I would have tits, and I wouldn't have such a nice penis!

-Danny pulls his boxers down-

G: HOLY SHIT!

-Gaurd writes a ticket and sticks it over Danny's crotch-