Next chapter of Collision. I don't own FMA or Soul Eater. If I owned FMA or Soul Eater, it would be a crossover all the time. …But it isn't, so I don't own it.

Ed coughed, covering his mouth. "Al!" He called again, panic rising. The figure in the circle stood, and it seemed to be pointing at him.

And then it spoke.

"THIS CIRCLE ISNT SYMMETRICAL! THE RUNES ARE TOTALLY MESSED UP! THIS IS WORTHLESS!" Kidd practically wailed, flailing for emphasis that obviously wasn't needed.

Ed blinked. "Who the heck are you?" He raised an eyebrow, taking in the other. He stood, glancing around. "Dammit, Al. Where are you?" He muttered. Kidd frowned. "Heeeey, pay attention to me! I need your help, shorty!"

"WHO'RE YOU CALLING SO SMALL HE COULDN'T GO TO A CONSTRUCTION SITE BECAUSE THEY'D MISTAKE HIM FOR AN ANT AND HE'D FALL INTO THE CEMENT AND HE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO GET OUT BEFORE IT DRIED BECAUSE IT WOULD BE A MILLION FEET OVER HIS HEAD!?" Ed screamed, whacking Kidd upside the head. Kidd held the side of his face, then stared at Ed. "…Okay, strange yellings aside, where am I?" Ed, who was still panting, blinked and straightened up. "Central." He said plainly.

"Yeah, that DEFINITLEY helps me know where I am." Kidd muttered. Ed rolled his eyes. "Amestris." The shinigami only stared. "That doesn't help either." Ed facepalmed. He sighed, then opened the door, grabbing Kidd's arm. "Come on, we're gonna go see Roy." The younger alchemist frowned. "I really don't want to, but we have to." He muttered.

Kidd blinked. "Er, alright, I guess."

Roy stared at the other teen as he proceeded to rearrange his cabinets to apparently make them 'more symmetrical' as he'd stated before. He looked back at Ed, who was obviously angry. "Let me get this straight." Roy said. Ed glanced at him. "You and your brother were trying to make a birthday present for Winry, something went wrong, and this guy came in?" Ed nodded. "Yeah, that sums it up." Kidd looked back. "Oh, My name is Death The Kidd. But you can just call me Kidd." He returned to rearranging Roy's cabinets.

Ed rolled his eyes. "Edward Elric. Please call me Ed, though. Its shorter."

Kidd gave no acknowledgement. He sighed. Roy blinked. "I don't know how to help, Ed. Sorry." He shrugged. Ed groaned.

"Great. Just GREAT."