Mordecai and Rigby are in candy cane forest and they are lost.
"Face it Rigby we're lost!" Mordecai said with anger.
"We're not lost; this is a new part of the woods."Rigby said with a positive attitude.
"Then explain the rock candy that looks like a giant iPod touch." Mordecai said with anger.
"Ok we're lost are you happy now?" Rigby said with anger.
"Yes and I have a plan, you'll climb that candy cane and see where we the speedway is." Mordecai said with confidence.
"Why do I have to climb the candy cane? You climb the candy cane!" Rigby questioned Mordecai's plan.
"Because you got us lost and this is a good punishment for it" Mordecai said with anger.
Rigby attacks Mordecai, Rigby grabs a red nerd and beats Mordecai with it, Mordecai punches Rigby and grabs a red vine.
"You said that I'm whipped with a capital." (Impression of a whip crack) Mordecai said angrily and whips Rigby.
Rigby throws the red nerd at Mordecai`s nuts and jumps on Mordecai and they roll down a hill, they end up in a junkyard.
"This all your fault we should have stopped, when we beat the high scores!" Mordecai said with anger.
"Stop talking!" Rigby shouted and punches Mordecai in the face.
5 minutes later they stop fighting and starting thinking.
"How are we gonna get to the speedway without the kart?" Rigby asked.
"Found it." Said Mordecai pointing at a kart that looks like a ice cream with a vanilla and chocolate mixture with chocolate crumbs, with a chocolate dip in the front, and the wheels are slices of ah caramel with some chocolate crumbs on the wheels.
"Hmm hmm hmm hmm." Said Mordecai and Rigby and drive off.
"Hey do you know where the speedway is?" Rigby asked.
"Just follow the road dude." Said Mordecai.
Rigby sees some buttons. "What's this do button?" Said Rigby pressing a red button and the kart goes fast.
They land in Gumball alley
Rigby steers away from gumballs, drifts on the cake and jumps off the ramp, they enter the Ice cream Mountains.
Rigby licks the ice cream. "This mountain is awesome!" Rigby shouted
"Rigby keep it down." Mordecai said to Rigby
"Dude this must be the speedway." Rigby said to Mordecai.
"OH!" Mordecai and Rigby said at the same time.
"There's the speedway!" Mordecai shouted
"The brakes aren't working!" Rigby shouted
Mordecai and Rigby are screaming.
At the Speedway
A little girl comes out of the tent to say her speech.
"Welcome all to our annual race and more importantly. (Vanellope notices the speeding kart.) Look out!" Vanellope shouted
The racers move out of the way, while the turbo kart destroys the other racers' karts and the speeding kart stops, Mordecai and Rigby step out of the kart.
"This is your entire fault Mordecai!" Rigby shouted at Mordecai
"You two fudge heads destoryed our karts!" Taffyta shouted.
"You'll pay for this!" Crumbelina shouted.
"Listen we're sorry we found this kart and the brakes didn't work and sorry about your karts." Said Mordecai.
"Sorry ain't gonna repair them you bozos!" Minty shouted.
Rigby rips a lollipop out the ground. "Step off! Step off!" Rigby shouted and swings the lollipop.
"Police, Police!" Vanellope shouted
Two cops show up.
"You have the right to remind silence! Shouted Duncan
"Officers sorry about my friend he's has issues." Said Mordecai
Wynchel sprays cinnamon spray in Mordecai's eyes.
"It burns, ah crap it burns!" Mordecai screams in pain
"Leave my friend alone! You pigs!" Rigby shouted and attacks Wynchel. But Duncan handcuffs Rigby and takes something out of Rigby's pocket.
"Sugar frosted sugar bombs." Said Duncan.
"That's not mine." Said Rigby with eyes moving back and fourth.
"Quiet!" Wycnhel shouted and sprays cinnamon spray in Rigby's eyes.
Mordecai and Rigby are screaming in pain from the cinnamon in their eyes.
"Where did they come from?" Rancis asked
"Beats me but I know is they've down for the count." Taffyta said
"Sour bill I want those bozos at the castle ASAP." Vanellope said
Wynchel shocks Mordecai and Rigby.
