A/N: Summer's almost over…school starts Monday, DAMNIT!

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Chapter Two: Men are like Bras?

They sat around the table, playing poker. Sven, Train, Eve, Rinslet and Jenos. It was growing late, and some of them were growing drunk and broke.

There was actually a direct relation between the "growing drunk and broke." The more broke they were getting, the farther into that blissful state of "drunk" they were getting. Rinslet was perhaps the farthest along, because she was surprisingly very bad at poker.

After Sven – who was surprisingly good at poker – won yet another hand – eyes glinting with prospect of finally paying off some debt - Rinslet threw her cards in the air, and slumped forward. They all stared at her, expecting some kind of outburst, yet they still all jumped up when she suddenly jumped up.

"EVE!" she said loudly, "I have something very important to tell you!"

"Yes?" asked Eve with a slight crinkle of her nose at the strong smell of whisky coming off Rinslet's breath.

"WELL, you should know that men are like bras!"

Everyone stared at her with that "Oh my GOD, what the fuck?" look on their face.

"Care to…elaborate?" asked Eve, perhaps most dumbfounded of all.

"Well, for me, it's really hard to find the right one! Some are too big around the middle, others are to long."

"Men or bras?" asked Sven, finding it all a bit funny.

"BOTH, YOU IDIOT!" shouted Rinslet, "That's what I'm saying! Men are like bras. Like how they never give you the right support when you need it. And the beautiful ones are useless and the useful ones are butt-ugly."

"Wow," said Jenos, "Women have compared me too a lot of things, mostly animals with the reputation of being dirty, but never a bra."

"BUT EVE!" Rinslet continued as if she hadn't heard Jenos – which was probably the truth of the matter, "You shouldn't give up hope! Sometimes, there's one right in the back, cute, supportive and just the right size where it counts. Flexible, not nasty under-wire, no itchy places, doesn't come unsnapped at the worst moment possible, doesn't go around showing itself at all the wrong times. Yesh, Eve, men are like bras."

Rinslet sat down, looking quite proud of herself for passing down this knowledge to the next generation of women.

"Anything else Eve should know about men?" Train asked, wanting to hear more of Rinselt drunk ramblings.

Rins looked quite serious as she pondered the question, which made it all the more funnier when she said, "Yeah. Men are also like Wal-mart, their pants are always half-off. And they're usually trying to get you into theirs."

A/N: I don't think I have any male readers now…I hate it when you're out in public and your bra itches, or your strap falls down, or like what happened to me in school one day, it comes unsnapped. So much fun, let me tell you.

Oh, I tried to put some links to websites on my last chapter, but mahoakitti informed me that they didn't show up, so you can go to my profile to check them out!

No more penguins. We're moving onto to ferrets for reviewers. Because ferrets are the best!

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