Edward: Love,

Bella: Yes Edward?

Edward: I love you!

Bella:I should think you do

Edward: Emmett thinks I'm some random over protective freak, crazy huh?

Bella: *Nervous laugh* Right, yeah, Crazy

Suddenly, the Volturi burst in

Aro: WASSUP!!!

Carlisle: Oh god

Aro: Where's the happy couple!?

Everyone looks at Edward and Bella,

Bella blushes

Edward: Hello Aro

Aro: And where's little Renesmee?

Alice's eyes widen, and shake her head at Aro crazily

Aro: Oh right, that's later, *Nervous laugh* how embarrassing

Bella: Who's Renesmee

Aro: Your daughter *Bites fist*

Jane: He's very drunk; we'll take him away,

Bella: Alice,

Alice pauses and turns to Bella, who's looking annoyed

Alice: I'm a Cullen; you're a Cul- I'm going shopping