Me: ANOTHER CHAPTER!

Blade: Hello.

Me: This will be the investigation stage, as well as the art they meet the Prosecution. Time to start! I only own the story and the victim, everything else belongs to their rightful owners.


Green Hills Zone Clearing
July 11, 10:15 AM

Phoenix: Holy hell, I'm not for flying at the speed of sound. *barfs*

Aura: You'll get used to it. We are here. And where's Blade? Why is there tape where he was?

Phoenix: If this world's crime system is anything like mine, this must be where the victim's remains must've been.

Aura: Sad. He was a great guy.

Phoenix: Can I have a little information off of him.

Aura: He was a dragon hunter. Back in White Acropolis, there is a dragon problem. He kept it in check.

Phoenix: Shouldn't the government help pitch in?

Aura: They would, but dragons are extremely serious threats. The last project, well, forced them to shut down for a week.

Phoenix: (That much? So much for that rat invasion.) So he was famous?

Aura: Oh yeah. REAL famous. In fact, he had a "stalker" girl while he was alive.

Phoenix: (Stalker? And I thought Maya was bad, and with Pearl pestering me, sigh.) Anyone you may have thought would kill him?

Aura: No, especially like this. What confuses me the most is why they would frame Unknown like that. It makes no sense.

Phoenix: Maybe we could find out what happened, that could clear it up about what happened. I see that there was a mad blood bath where the torso is. But these other patches of grass, the blood from the limbs couldn't have reached here.

Aura: Even I'm not a ballistics expert, and I know this couldn't have happened. Not to mention my senses tell me these aruas are different.

Phoenix: Really, whats the oth-

Aura: Don't ask, blood only give off faint aura levels. I can tell if two are different, but I can't pinpoint an individual just from blood.

Phoenix: (Worth a shot.) Well step back, I'm taking a picture of the crime scene. Maybe this will help. *takes out camera and takes picture of scene*

Picture of Crime Scene ADDED TO EVIDENCE: The Crime Scene. Mysterious patches of blood at suspicious area. Even Aura can tell that there were two individuals.

Aura:*looks around and finds a sword in a bush* Hey, this is Blade's sword, a ways away from the tape.

Phoenix: Really? How far exactly.

Aura: *walks toward sword* About 5 feet.

Phoenix: (That doesn't make any sense. The sword is clean. From the tape, it shows that Blade's torso and his sword are immensely separated. If he had dropped the sword, it shouldn't have been so far away.)

Blade's Sword ADDED TO EVIDENCE: Blade's sword. Doesn't show any blood, and found in a bush. Probably dropped, but why so far away?

Aura: Hey, what's that? *points to a tooth*

Phoenix: Appears to be a canine. Hedgehog?

Aura: No, not a hedgehog's. Honestly I don't know who it belongs to.

Phoenix: Still evidence. (If this went down how I think it went down, this could be a scene of struggle from both sides.)

Mysterious Tooth ADDED TO EVIDENCE: A mysterious tooth, probably a canine. I don't know who or what it belongs too. It suggests there was a struggle.

Phoenix: Nothing else.

Aura: I didn't expect to find anything good, but any theories?

Phoenix: Judging from our vague evidence, the only possible outcome of the murder was a struggle between the two. Of course, Blade didn't come close to getting a hit, because his sword is clean.

Aura: That is another thing that baffles me, not many people, not even myself, can best Blade at any melee combat.

Phoenix: Any weaknesses Blade has?

Aura: I wouldn't call it a weakness, but Blade fights with extreme aggression. He believes in leaving the opponet with no break. He is always attacking and always moving.

Phoenix: So that means the murderer has extreme training in a defensive martial art. As for the severed limbs, I don't know.

Aura: Well, case is tomorrow morning, might as well get some sleep.

Phoenix: Right, need to have proper re...wait, WHAT! TOMORROW MORNING!

Aura: I sense your paranoia levels spike.

Phoenix: No, its my falt. Lets head to a library. I need to massively cram information.

Aura: Okay. I'll meet you in the hotel room.


White Acropolis Court Lobby
July 12, 9:25 AM

Phoenix: Need...coffee. *yawns*

Aura: I offered you a Monster.

Phoenix: I DON'T DRINK THAT! Since when does hotel breakfasts not serve COFFEE!

Aura: White Acropolis has made some, budget cuts.

Phoenix: I see that. (At least the eggs were good. Scratch that, the eggs couldn't be matched, better than I had ever had.)

Unknwon: Hey!

Phoenix: GAH! Don't "hey" me like that!

Unknown: I honestly didn't see anything wrong with it. *takes a sip of coffee*

Phoenix: Wait, IS THAT COFFEE! GIVE ME THAT! *takes sip of coffee* BLAH! WHY IS THERE SO MUCH SUGAR IN IT!

Unknown: I read the author's mind that you would be stealing my coffee, so I put so much sugar in it. Now that you mention it, I think I might drink my coffee like that.

Phoenix: Read the authors mind? (Now I feel like I'm in a junior lawyer's fairy tale. Oh, what Edgeworth would be like here...)

*In Phoenix's mind*

Edgeworth: Oh my! You can lift things like that!?

? (but you would ironically know him as a 5 year old Silver): Yeah! Do you wanna try!

*In reality*

Phoenix: (Author, please make me forget that.)

*Sudden flash of light*

Phoenix: Uh, what just happened?

Unknown: You asked the author to make you forget something disturbing, so he did.

Phoenix: (How funny author.) Aren't you any worried about this?

Unknown: Of course? Its mighty fun to be a Time Lord. And I personally...saw...the last Time Lord's...execution.

Phoenix: Brutal?

Unknown: I, don't wanna talk about it. Anyway, found any life saving evidence?

Phoenix: Well...

Aura: Wouldn't call it life saving.

Phoenix: The only lead I got is that is was a struggle. Hopefully the prosecution is a pushover. (Which it never is.)

Unknown: Well...I am about to make it harder. Aura knows who this guy is.

Aura: Who is h-

*A hedgehog walks up to the group*

?: So, Aura, what are you doing here with the murderer? And, who is this humanoid hedgehog?

Phoenix: Oh, hey there. I'm Phoenix Wright, Unknown's attorney. And I assure you that I'm a pure human. (Note to self, change hair style.) But, how do you know-

Aura: GLIMPSE! YOUR THE PR-

Glimpse: Prosecution, yes. Unknown needs to be punished for his crimes.

Aura: But you know he wouldn't do anything like that!

Glimpse: He was still at the scene of the crime trying to make an escape. That is proof enough.

Phoenix: How are so sure about this?

Glimpse: Unlike you, who only had a crime scene, I had a few days to prepare. I know Unknown had done it. However, even though I know this is a lost cause for you, I wish you the best of luck-

G.U.N Guard: May the prosecution make his way to court.

Glimpse: Your going to need it. *leaves*

Phoenix: What was up with that guy? I could feel his cold heart from a mile away.

Aura: He came to our planet a few years ago. His home planet was destroyed by a god of darkness we so long ago destroyed. He was actually built to destroy it, but failed, his only friend then dieing in front of his very eyes. He made a promise to her to teleport to a new home. Luckily, he came here.

Unknown: I think he was infuriated when someone murdered Blade, who helped him become a new person, and one of his closest new friends, and decided to become a prosecutor, who ever the murderer is.

Phoenix: (Thats sad. No one is supposed to have their best friend be killed in front of them. Blade must've done a good job.)

G.U.N Guard: May the suspect, co-council, and the defense make their way to the court?

Phoenix: Wish me luck. But why did he say defense after co-council?

Unknown: Author proofreads his work, and decided to make one last joke before he ends it. That means Blade, NO THREATENING THE VIEWERS!

Phoenix: (I'm just not going to ask.)


Blade: DARN YOU UNKNOWN AND YOUR 4TH WALL BREAKING POWERS!

Me: Hope you like it! Glimpse vs. Phoenix! Who will win in the trial of Unknown vs. Blade? Find out, NEXT CHAPTER!

Blade: Review or I'll-wait-DARN IT UNKNOWN!

Me: Ha!