Inside Mt. Everest secret lair, the evil master minds behind the production and deployment of the Ultimate Experiments across the globe, sat down at a large table for a debriefing. The members include Senor Senior Sr, his son Senor Senior Jr, Vlad Masters, Eli Pandarus, Armando Guitierrez, the alien Gantu, and Vendetta. "So Capt. Gantu report, how is our plans progressing?" Guitierrez asked.
"Well, as you can see here on the monitors our forces have already been deployed to 63% of the planet. We've had some difficulty with powerhouses like Shezow and Major Glory, but I have already sent additional troops to help deal with them. So other than a few set backs, we are right on schedule." Gantu reported.
"Wonderful, I knew there was a reason why we made you our leading General." Vlad applauded. "But why have you not made any move against Hawaii? I would think considering you're history with that place, it would have been the first place you would attack."
"Hawaii is a very dangerous target. Not only is it home to over 600 abominations, there is also that idiot scientist Jumba, who may or may not have figured out a way to neutralize the Ultimate Experiments." Reminding them all that he did have a chance to study their data before destroying Ultimate Experiment X and the Hawaiian lair. "So I recommend that we attack with no less that 100 of our most powerful Experiments." Gantu advised.
"100! That's a bit much. If you ask me, I think our friend here is afraid." Guitierrez mocked while making chicken noises.
"A true leader never let's his emotion get in the way of his duty!" Gantu said sternly. "And I believe it is better to take precaution rather than underestimating your foes, especially when dealing with 626 and all of his cousins!"
"Now, now my friends, Gantu here is our military strategist. What say we heed his advise." Sr. suggested. "Miss Vendetta, how long will it take you to make 100 more of your fiends?"
Vendetta who has been quiet all this time straighten up from her chair. "Depends on what kind you want. If you want me to make standard fiends, I can have them ready by the end of the week. But if you want me to give them special powers, it could take me till the end of the month. Speaking of which, do you have any more of those, what you call them? Villains' notes?" Vendetta asked.
"Villains' Tome pages," they corrected her.
"Oh yes, we've managed to locate 5 more pages, which brings our total amount to over 358," Vlad said proudly.
"Well Capt. Gantu, what kind of troops will you require for Hawaii?" the council asked.
"Considering how every trog in that island have different abilities, I'd say I would need specialized Experiments." Gantu answered.
"Well I believe that standard monstrosities will be more than enough!" Pandarus objected. "I think our military strategist is just trying to milk us for all we're worth!"
"With all due respect sir, but you have no idea of what you are dealing with!" Gantu argued. The stare off contest between the two was called short as the alarms suddenly went off!
"What is going on?" the council demanded.
"It would appear that the world's military is bearing down on us!" Gantu reported showing the radar screen indicating several hundred aircrafts heading towards their location from different directions.
"How did they find us?" Sr. pondered.
"Does it matter? We have to deal with this mess!" Guitierrez argued.
"Well then Captain, I suggest you do your job and repel the invaders!" Pandarus challenged. Gantu snorted as he gave the order to intercept and destroy. Sending out 3 Ultimate Experiments to deal with the military. Needless to say that even the most advanced jet fighter are no match for the Ultimate Experiments and were soon dropping like flies. After only 30 seconds a general retreat was called and the military quickly pulled back.
"Well that didn't take much, and you said you would need 100 Specialized Experiments." Pandarus said using this victory as proof that Gantu is exaggerating.
"Something is wrong. It was too easy." Gantu muttered ignoring Pandarus. "Gamma squad, head to sector 5 and report." Gantu ordered. A different group of 4 Experiments exited the lair and headed off to where Gantu instructed, and just as he expected they discovered some ground troops trying to sneak their way to their mountain lair.
"Impressive Capt. Gantu, but how did you know that they were there?" Guitierrez asked.
"The way the planes retreated was all wrong, they pulled back too quickly." Gantu explained. "That meant that they were most likely a diversion. After I realized that it was a simple matter of studying the terrain to determine the best possible route to send in an infiltration unit."
"Well done," Pandarus applauded. "I may have had my doubts about your skills, but after seeing this, I may just trust your instincts on such matters and allow you your 100 special Experiments for Hawaii."
"Um, excuse me but it would seem that Gantu missed a couple," Jr. said pointing to seven blinks on the radar.
Meanwhile a few miles away from Mt. Everest, Sheldon was speeding his way on his stealth spy car when he spotted a strange craft flying just ahead of him. Strange and familiar. "I know that design from somewhere, but where and when." Sheldon smacking his head. "Oh no! That's an Irken ship!" Sheldon recalling seeing that design during his 90 year journey in space. "Those guys are just as bad if not worst than the Cluster!" Sheldon remembering the atrocities that he's heard the Irkens were doing during their Operation Impending Doom II. "I've got to destroy them now!" he decided as he locked his weapons on the alien craft.
On the Dibship, Dib was focusing on trying to find the best way to sneak into Mt. Everest when his ship shook violently! "What happened?" Dib demanded.
"It appears we are attack by that weird spy car. Preparing counter measures." Dibship reported as it started shooting back.
"What? NO!" Dip gasped as he looked out the window to see a flying spy car shooting at him. "Stop firing! We have to contact them and let them know we are not the enemy!" Dip panicked. The Dibship complied and ceased firing.
"Unfortunately , out transmitter was damaged in that last attack," Dibship reported as more explosions occurred.
"Man, what else can go wrong?" Dib groaned.
Just then a few feet away Jimmy Neutron has just arrived on scene to see the two craft engaged in an aerial dogfight. "Hey what is going on over there?" Jimmy wondered. "This is Jimmy Neutron, please identify yourself," Jimmy transmitted.
"Ummm..." Sheldon didn't want to use his real name, so he used the first alias that popped into his head. "This is Agent Baron von Fashionista the third," Sheldon cringed. He hated being reminded how he used to work for a robot hating organization. "And I could use your assistance in taking down this alien invader!" Sheldon requested.
"Alien invader?" Jimmy pondered as he ran a scan of the Dibship in order try and identify it. "Leapin' Leptons! That's an Irken ship!" his computer confirmed. During his exploration of space, he has heard about the Irkens conquering other planets and have been preparing for the day they should come to Earth. "Agent Baron, I will give you all the assist you need!" Jimmy promised as he started firing on the Dibship as well.
"Ah come on!" Dib whined. While his transmitter was damaged, his receiver was working just fine, so he heard the other two saying that they were going to gang up on him.
"New hostile threat detected, situation critical, preparing counter measures!" the Dibship reported.
"What no! They'll think we're the bad guy!" Dib trying to stop his ship from shooting back, but it was too late. The Dibship already fired two proton torpedoes at the others knocking them out of the sky. Unfortunately, the Dibship also sustained too much damage and now crashing as well.
In another part of the Himalayas, Dexter was speeding his way to Mt. Everest when he spotted a strange object flying directly in front of him. "What is that?" Dexter wondered. "Compute give me a full analysis of that object."
"Object appears to be some type of escape pod. Trajectory shows that it is heading for Mt. Everest." the computer reported.
"Any life signs?" Dexter asked.
"Two life signs detected, both female." the computer reported.
"Poor fools they probably thought that Mt. Everest would be safe from the monsters." Dexter figured. "I've got to rescue them!" With that Dexter fired his tractor beam and anchored the escape pod.
"What was that!?" the test sisters wondered after the pod jerked like it hit something.
"According to this, someone has got us in some kind of tractor beam!" Mary read off the computer.
"Hey whoever or whatever is holding us here you better let us go!" Susan demanded.
"No worries ladies, you are safe. I am here to rescue you." Dexter replied.
"Safe? Just who the heck do you think you are?" Susan demanded.
"I am Dexter, boy genius, and I just saved you from flying into a mountain full of monsters. No need to thank me." Dexter said with prideful modesty. "I just be dropping you off at a nearby town or something where you can be safe."
"Safe! Listen here you little" Susan started saying before Mary placed her hand over her sister's mouth to prevent her from saying something uncalled for.
"What my sister is trying to say is that we need to get to Mt. Everest. The fate of the world depends on it!" Mary insisted.
"Yeah right, what can two little girls like you can do." Dexter laughed.
"Oh he's so asking for this," Susan said sinisterly as she activated one of the pod's defenses, sending a jolt up the tractor beam, electrifying Dexter's plane along with Dexter himself.
"Ahhhh! You'll pay for that!" Dexter swore. While he may not like hurting girls, not even his sister Dee Dee, he's not above doing it. Pressing his own electrical surge button, he sent his own voltage their way.
"Ahhh!" the Test sisters screamed as they got electrocuted.
"Oh he's going to pay for that!" Susan swore as she upped the voltage. Soon both Dexter and the Test sisters were engaged in a zapping war, which soon shorted out both crafts sending them both crashing down!
In another part, Jim and Tim were still rocketed on Ron's old modified scooter. "We're making good time," Tim reported. "We should be at the mountain in...Ahhhhh!" the boys screamed as the scooter fell from the skies.
-Meanwhile back in the evil lair-
"Hum, six of the aircraft seemed to have vanished," Gantu reported.
"How is that possible?" Sr. asked.
"Lots of reasons; they could have been shot down, they might have stealth capabilities, etc. Still I should send a scouting party to check them out." Gantu suggested. "Better to err on the side of caution I'd always say."
"You do that, but I want to see what the deal is with the seventh one." Vendetta said pointing to the seventh blimp that just landed several miles away.
"But my army?" Gantu whined.
"Quit your belly aching, I just want to stretch out my legs before I make your new fiends." Vendetta said as she got up. "Come Hamster!" she ordered as she walked out.
"We can't just let her go!" Gantu pleaded the others.
"Oh just let her indulge herself," Sr. advised. Gantu grunted in disapproval, but agreed to let her go.
Back with the Possible brothers. "What just happened?" Jim demanded.
"Ugh, the fuel ran out!" Tim said after examining the rockets. "Man they get terrible mileage, I guess this is why dad put them in the reject pile."
"So now what do we do?" Jim asked seeing as how they are in the middle of nowhere with no ride, no survival gear, and probably surrounded by monsters that want to eat them. The two boys were just about to lose hope when this blinding light came out of nowhere and this boy with a spear appeared.
"Aw man, missed it by that much. I knew Fu Dog wasn't maintaining the teleporters!" Spud griped.
"GET HIM!" the Tweebs screamed as they tackled Spud to the ground.
"Who are you?" Jim demanded.
"And how did you just appear out of thin air?" Tim added.
"Okay! Okay! Uncle! Uncle!" Spud pleaded. "My name is Spud and I'm a superhero, well not really, I'm technically a sidekick, well that not right either since my friend is not a superhero, but I still fight bad guys and what not. So who are you?" Spud asked.
"I am Jim Possible and this is my brother Tim," Jim introduced.
"Possible? Are you related to Kim Possible? She's actually a good friend of mine." Spud said.
"Yeah right," the Tweebs retorted. After all everyone says they're friends with their world famous sister.
"It's true," Spud insisted. "I was with her when the heroes all got abducted, and when her friend Ron became the new Star Rocky sidekick!" Spud started playing an air guitar. At this point the Tweebs were starting to believe that he might be telling the truth. Since most people don't really care about sidekicks, so barely anyone knows about the Sidekicks' Journey, let alone the fact about Star Rocky. They only knew about it because Ron bragged to them about it.
"Okay say that we believe you," Tim started saying
"What is the plan?" Jim asked.
Spud twirled his spear around and it became a laptop computer. "Good news, according to this, the Huntsclan base is just about a mile from here. We'll be able to find shelter and supplies there." Spud informed them.
"Lead the way," the Tweebs said.
*DING*DING*DING*DING* A bell rang as a Mickey Mouse icon scrolled across the sky.
"Did you hear a dinging sound?" Spud asked.
"Never mind that," Jim started saying.
"What is that?" Tim finished, pointing to the Mickey Mouse icon now hovering right above them.
Over to the Test Sisters and Dexter standing in front of their downed crafts. "Ugh, look at what you've done! You stupid girls!" Dexter complained as he started rummaging through the wreckage trying to find anything that might be useful.
"Stupid! Why you!" Susan screamed in frustration, wanting to strangle the arrogant little boy. Luckily Mary was level headed enough to hold her sister back. Even though she also didn't appreciate Dexter's insults either.
"Whoa there," Mary said getting between her sister and Dexter. "Look kid"
"Dexter, my name is Dexter, boy genius." Dexter introducing himself while examining some parts.
"Someone is full of himself," Susan snorted causing Mary to elbow her.
"Well I'm Mary Test and this is my twin sister Susan," Mary introduced.
*DING*DING*DING*DING* A bell rang as the CN logo appeared on top of the wreckage Dexter was going through.
"Hey get this thing out of the way, I'm working here!" Dexter yelled kicking the logo away.
"Look, I don't know what your deal is but we needed to get to Mt. Everest in order to save the world!" Susan stressed.
"You? Save the world!" Dexter laughed. "As if little girls can do anything right!"
"This guy is really getting on my last nerve!" Susan said grinding her teeth.
"I know but look at his tech," Mary whispered. "Some of it is even more advanced that some of our inventions. This kid is no ordinary nerd."
"Well how do we know that he actually made this stuff?" Susan argued. Her pride won't allow her to believe that there may actually be someone out there smarter than them. Especially someone like Dexter.
"We don't but it might not be a bad idea to stay with him for awhile," Mary suggested. Susan groaned in frustration, but she had to admit her sister had a point. There is safety in numbers after all.
Over at Jimmy, Sheldon, and Dib's side.
"WELL THANKS A LOT!" Dib yelled in anger at Sheldon and Jimmy. "Thanks to you two, not only have you two shot me down, but now we may have doomed the entire planet Earth!"
"Well in our defense, you were in an Irken ship." Jimmy pointed out.
"Yeah, what are you doing with it anyways?" Sheldon demanded.
"I've been protecting the planet from the Irken's invasion, and WAIT! You guys know about them?" Dib gasped.
"Yeah, I have intergalactic cable so I've been keeping up to date about Operation Impending Doom II." Jimmy said.
"And I heard about them when I was stranded up in space," Sheldon groaned not wanting to be reminded about that ordeal either.
"This is incredible!" Dib cheered. "You can help me stop their invasion!"
Jimmy and Sheldon looked at each other in confusion. "But the last I heard, the Massive is leading their fleet in the opposite direction of Earth and it doesn't look like they'll be heading here anytime soon." Jimmy said.
"Besides, Earth is under the protection of the Cluster. So it's unlikely that they will try to invade." Sheldon said.
"The Cluster? You mean that race of killer robots that tried to conquer Earth a few months ago?" Dib and Jimmy gasped.
"Yeah, there's been a change in their political structure. The new Queen Vega is a pacifist and a good friend of Jenny, I mean XJ-9." Sheldon explained.
Dib's jaw just dropped. After finally finding people who knew about the alien invasion, he though he'd finally have allies. But not only are they not interested in combating Zim, he learn that the invasion is probably not coming! "So what is Zim even doing here?" Dib wondered.
"Um we probably should get out of here, they may come looking for us!" Sheldon suggested looking up at the sky.
"I know a place where we can get shelter. It's not far and pretty isolated, so I don't think these monsters know of it." Jimmy said grabbing his backpack of supplies. "Are you coming?"
"Sure," Sheldon replied grabbing his stuff as well.
"I guess," Dib said reluctantly still bummed out by what he just learned.
*DING*DING*DING*DING* the bell rang as a small splat appeared. Not that the boys noticed as they began their hike.
A few miles away, two individuals standing in front of an army helicopter was carefully observing the children through a pair of binoculars and TV cameras. "Nine would be heroes, three teams. On their way to raid the enemy stronghold. Who will be the first to reach it; will it be Team Disney (Spud, Jim, and Tim), Team Toon (Dexter, Susan, and Mary), or Team Nick (Jimmy, Sheldon, and Dib). Who will survive to save the world, and who will be buried under the earth? Find out on the next time Total Drama Mt. Everest!"
"Who are you and what are you doing here?" Vendetta demanded.
"Oh, hi there. I am Chris McLean producer of very popular reality series Total Drama, and this is my associate Chef." Chris introducing himself and companion. "And I was wondering if you'd like to work out a deal."
"What kind of deal?" Vendetta asked.
"Well this set up you got here; hostile environment, an army of vicious monsters, and kids lining up to put their lives in danger in a foolish attempt at heroics." Chris chuckled evilly. "It's perfect for my next reality tv show. Just sign here, and I'll give you um, a good 3% of the revenues." Chris said handing her the contracts.
"Total Drama huh, yeah I watched a few episodes and do you know what was my favorite part?" Vendetta said as she tore the contract. "Hamster!" she ordered as Grudge handed Chris a small gift box.
"For me aw you shouldn't have," Chris smiled. As he opened the box a giant Tornado fiend came out.
"My favorite part of your show was the elimination." Vendetta chuckled evilly. "So this is my spin on it, I call it the Twist of Shame!" The Tornado fiend sucked Chris up and carried him off.
"We've so got to use this for next seasoooonnnn!" Chris screamed as he and the fiend disappeared over the horizon.
"Man I hate pompous producers and arrogant tv hosts! But most of all I hate reality TV!" Vendetta ranted before turning her attention to Chef. Chef gulped nervously as he tried to escape back to the helicopter, only to be blocked off you Grudge. "I heard you are a Chef, no?" Vendetta asked.
"Yes," Chef reluctantly confessed.
"Good, I could use more cooks to help feed my fiends," Vendetta chuckled. "Or feed to my fiends, whichever works." Chef could only cry as the oversized Hamster carried him back to Mt. Everest.